Lan Qing opened a late-night snack stall. On the first day of business, she picked up a handsome helper. She originally thought that the handsome helper was weird enough, but she didn't expect that all the customers who came would make weird remarks.
Guest A who comes to eat is always wet and keeps muttering "I want to go ashore."
Guest B who comes to dinner is dressed in gold and red. He looks like a rich man, but he is sleepy all day long, unkempt, and has bags under his eyes that are about to fall to his chin: "There is too much business, save the child!"
Guest C who comes to dinner is even more strange. No matter when he comes, he always brings a large ball of red wool. He wants to give it away when he sees people: "The red thread is unsaleable, buy one, get one free!"
Guest...
Soon after.
The senior water ghost completed his self-transcendence, and the King of Hell personally sent a banner to Lan Qing.
After the mid-life crisis, the God of Wealth was in high spirits and gave Lan Qing an eighty-year Midas-to-Gold experience card and invited him to attend the annual meeting of the new company.
A certain newly minted agriculturist turned out to be Yue Lao himself, and spent a thousand words in his doctoral thesis to express his gratitude to Lan Qing.
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Lan Qing: "..."
Good news, he no longer has to worry about passenger flow.
Bad news, his customer flow is not enough.
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Small theater:
Thousands of years of evil ghosts have been causing trouble, and everyone in the metaphysical world gathered together to do their part, burning talismans, chanting sutras, and praying to gods.
Lan Qing, who was just passing by and blocked in his way, silently took out three barbecue sticks from the special thermal box.
The fragrance overflows.
Suddenly, Yin Le was remembered in the air, the smoke dissipated, and the seniors in the metaphysics world watched a majestic man wearing a crown reveal his true form.
The Ghost King easily crushed a certain ghost that was affecting his eating, and rubbed his hands in anticipation: "Boss Lan, why did you deliver the takeout yourself?"
Big boss in the metaphysics world: Holy shit?
Lan Qing showed a kind smile: "How dare you eat it if he brings it to you?"
The Ghost King shrank: "Don't dare."
Big boss in the metaphysics world: "..."
Damn it! What the hell is barbecue! Give them some too!
Help! Really needed!
Purpose: Everyone has his or her own value
