The Down-And-Out Alchemy Practice, Interstellar Fierce Rubbing of Hair Growth Pills

● Pre-collection of "I'm BBQing to Worship the Gods" and "The Savior Wants to Reopen Today" are at the end Copywriting of this article Lin Jingrang, an alchemist, spent a hundred years studying medicine and refining elixirs, going through life and death, and finally succeeded in ascension. Then... He opened a new world map. Lin Jingrang, who was struck black by the Nine Heavens Thunder Tribulation: That's it? He decided to lie down and fight whoever loves to fight. However—— On weekdays, the silk pillows that inner and outer disciples sleep on cost ten thousand yuan in the New World, and a meal of lifeless delicacies costs more than a hundred yuan, and there is also a black dragon waiting to be fed. Lin Jing, who didn't even have the Star Coin Treasure yet, sat up and said:... Otherwise... It's better to make money first and then settle down, QAQ. - The aborigines of the New World are all orcs, and the fluffy forest scenery that they are used to is very exciting for a long time when they squat on the roadside and watch the people passing by. The streets are full of moving things! So fluffy! Bliss~ He gradually discovered that the most profitable business in the new world was related to hair care. Lin Jingrang: Taking care of hair... Got it! Then save money to buy ingredients to make meatballs. - A new store was quietly opened on Xingwang with a very simple name: [Money Comes from All Directions]. The store has anti-hair loss pills, hair growth pills and hair oil... All available at very reasonable prices. At first, Lin Jingrang just wanted to catch a boss, make some money, and then... His store was sold out! The coal-digger cat lost its black hair and successfully entered the marriage hall; the rabbit rabbit anchor regained his bald ears and became the golden gun in the rabbit world; the golden python rich man who was deeply involved in the rumors of scale fraud successfully colored his scales and blinded everyone at the new product launch conference; the actor who was troubled by albinism regained his appearance and became famous among the stars... The empire was in shock. Lin Jing, who originally just wanted to make a living, expanded his business more and more. He counted the zeros in his account and was shocked: Damn it, this kind of thing that can't cultivate immortality can actually be sold so well? ! Later, Lin Jingrang's troubles became: 1. How can I not look so perverted when touching an adult orc? 2. How can you not look like a human trafficker when touching underage beastmen? 3. How can we achieve 1 and 2 at the same time without being discovered by the hairless and domineering black dragon at home. [Having no hair is very disadvantageous but must engage in hair competition·Black Dragon Da Meng 1×top is tired·Essence is the king of volume but does not want to admit it·Liang Jingjing himself·Purry control] --- Small theater: After finishing his day's work, Lin Jingrang sneaked out to relax. "What are you doing?" A familiar voice sounded behind his ears. Lin Jingrang suddenly retracted his hand that was playing with the kitten on the roadside, and stammered: "Big, big black dragon... You, why are you here?" Ao Xunzhou snorted coldly. The kitten was so frightened by the terrible pressure that it rolled and crawled. It fled to the roadside with its hands and feet and turned into a child, crying and running away. Lin Jingrang:...... He forgot again, this is the world of beasts! Big mistake! Ao Xunzhou's face was as dark as his scales, and he gritted his teeth: "In the past, it was okay to steal some unintelligible spiritual beasts, but now it's better, I've ascended and become more capable... Except I have no hair! I can't compare to them in any way!" "Say it! Why don't you speak!" Lin Jing let his eyes drift: "... It's just, it's just not as good as being hairless." Ao Xunzhou: "..." Today is also a day when I am so angry because of my hairless quilt. ------------------- ●Pre-received copy 1"The Savior also wants to reopen today" If you like it, please click on the column~^·-·^Maomao Bixin Lin Wu graduated from Redeemer College with perfect scores and received the benefits for outstanding graduates allocated by the employment package. The assigned work system was very cold, but Lin Wu said it didn't matter because he had a strong working ability. Unexpectedly, as soon as he entered Novice Village, he was blinded by the pink mist in the air. The system coughed lightly: "Sorry, it's my first time doing business and I chose the wrong frequency division." Lin Wu: "?" The system was even more embarrassed: "What we are in now is "Say I Love You·Kiss the Savior 99 Times", which is a frequency division of female oral sex." Lin Wu: "???" Lin Wu: "There's something wrong with you. There are two sentences in your sentence." This is definitely not what outstanding graduates should see! System: "." System: "The remedy... Is available! As long as the satisfaction of the people of the world with you drops to 0, you can automatically replace the savior." Lin Wu: Isn't this simple? Watch my operation, we will reopen tomorrow! So, the outstanding graduates made some decisions that went against their ancestors—— Excellent graduates: The first thing you do when entering the new world is to carefully search every corner of the room you go to. Lin Wu: Forget it, I'll leave tomorrow, don't waste space in your backpack. So he took the system and destroyed it in the hut openly. The next day, he did not wait for the reopening of the world, but instead waited for the village chief of Novice Village. "You went to our house yesterday, why didn't you take anything away?" Lin Wu:? The village chief gives you [Backpack × 1] Village Chief: "Lord Savior, this is the item in the treasure box on my bedside. It contains an HP supplement and five hundred gold coins..." The villagers who came one after another said: "This is an unknown shiny object in my potted plant." "This is..." System: [Popularity of villagers in Novice Village +10, Satisfaction of Savior +5] Lin Wu:... Huh? Wait a minute, that's not how it's taught in school! System:. - The guard came to report that the roar of an unknown creature came from the cave on the eastern outskirts of the village. Outstanding graduates: (Search for weapons at the blacksmith shop) (Upgrade armor at the armor shop) (Store medicine at the pharmacy) (Store valuables at home) (Archive in time) Lin Wu didn't want to do anything, but worked hard to reach a higher level: This is our common village, and no one can stay out of it... So let's draw lots! Whoever is caught will go! The villagers were silent for a few seconds: How wonderful! You are worthy of being the savior! Treat everyone the same! He must have seen the potential in us! (Crying. Jpg) System: [Because they have opened up their minds, everyone's IQ +1, vision +2, and favorability +15] Lin Wu:? ? ? Something is wrong with you. System: If we work harder, we are not far away from the honorary title of Outstanding Savior! Lin Wu: ... I'm so tired. Today is also the day I want to start a new world again. - Later, even the system started to go wrong. Possible strategy for male one: Your heart shines brighter than gold. The system was so oily that it shook the data link: Thank you, it's not that expensive. The second male lead can be conquered: (Silent but his favorability is increasing) System: The most annoying person to show off! But the raider man didn't say anything, and just thought about it when he came up. Before Lin Wu could react, someone stood in front of him. The man had long silver hair and protected him firmly behind him: "Hey! Brother, get out of here! Be respectful! He is a serious savior, don't touch him!" Lin Wu:? ? Handsome guy, who are you? ●^·-·^Okay, here is the pre-collection 2"I'll BBQ to Worship the Gods" If you like it, please give it a thumbs up~ Lan Qing opened a late-night snack stall. On the first day of business, she picked up a handsome helper. She originally thought that the handsome helper was weird enough, but she didn't expect that all the customers who came would make weird remarks. Guest A who comes to eat is always wet and keeps muttering "I want to go ashore." Guest B who comes to dinner is dressed in gold and red. He looks like a rich man, but he is sleepy all day long, unkempt, and has bags under his eyes that are about to fall to his chin: "There is too much business, save the child!" Guest C who comes to dinner is even more strange. No matter when he comes, he always brings a large ball of red wool. He wants to give it away when he sees people: "The red thread is unsaleable, buy one, get one free!" Guest... Soon after. The senior water ghost completed his self-transcendence, and the King of Hell personally sent a banner to Lan Qing. After the mid-life crisis, the God of Wealth was in high spirits and gave Lan Qing an eighty-year Midas-to-Gold experience card and invited him to attend the annual meeting of the new company. A certain newly minted agriculturist turned out to be Yue Lao himself, and spent a thousand words in his doctoral thesis to express his gratitude to Lan Qing. …… Lan Qing: "..." Good news, he no longer has to worry about passenger flow. Bad news, his customer flow is not enough. - Small theater: Thousands of years of evil ghosts have been causing trouble, and everyone in the metaphysical world gathered together to do their part, burning talismans, chanting sutras, and praying to gods. Lan Qing, who was just passing by and blocked in his way, silently took out three barbecue sticks from the special thermal box. The fragrance overflows. Suddenly, Yin Le was remembered in the air, the smoke dissipated, and the seniors in the metaphysics world watched a majestic man wearing a crown reveal his true form. The Ghost King easily crushed a certain ghost that was affecting his eating, and rubbed his hands in anticipation: "Boss Lan, why did you deliver the takeout yourself?" Big boss in the metaphysics world: Holy shit? Lan Qing showed a kind smile: "How dare you eat it if he brings it to you?" The Ghost King shrank: "Don't dare." Big boss in the metaphysics world: "..." Damn it! What the hell is barbecue! Give them some too! Help! Really needed! Purpose: People who love you will help you become a better self