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Feng Xiaofeng woke up one day to find the world completely changed. Not only had he lost his memories and divine powers, but his position as God of Wind was gone too?
All he had left was a stone given to him by the goddess Nuwa. Once the stone was filled with gratitude, he could reclaim his divine title...
If... I... Feng Xiaofeng looked at the villain who desperately needed "help"...
Lu Xiaofeng: No, you can't! You don't want to!
What's the first thing you need to learn when venturing into the martial world? How to be a person.
And so, a strange little dark-skinned boy appeared in the martial world.
The human world is so strange these days. Villains keep popping up, one after another. Feng Xiaofeng rushes from place to place, collecting more and more gratitude.
#Become a Disciple of Da Zhi Da Tong#
After answering a question, would you rather get money or gratitude?
Master Sun: You can have both.
#Help the Emperor Run a Casino#
If I win at my own casino, am I making money or losing it?
Ye Gucheng: Want me to tell you who to bet on? Don't mention it.
#Find a Job in the Great Desert#
I can just sit here and have gratitude keep pouring in. What a deal!
Chu Liuxiang: Pies don't fall from the sky, but the God of Wind might.
Black Wind or White Wind, which one is our Feng Xiaofeng?
Feng Xiaofeng: Wait, don't thank me yet. Something's not right. These villains all seem to be my doing!
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"Jason Has Absolutely No Acting Skills" blurb ↓↓
In short, Jason Todd, you're ordinary, boring, and unremarkable, but now you have a chance to become a hero.
Would you be willing to become a hero?
Jason: No.
Countless meteorites rained down from the sky, turning the whole world to dust.
...Now you have another chance to survive. Would you be willing to stay alive?
Jason: ...Let me think about it.
Jason, from an ordinary world, is approached by the System that oversees the world. It needs him to save worldlines on the verge of collapse because key characters have gone missing. The solution is to play those important characters until they return.
Jason: Refuse × Slack off ×
1. Play Batman
Alfred: Master hasn't smiled like that in a long time. (Relieved)
Dick: ...It's okay. When I first started using a grappling gun, I couldn't swing across either. (I totally could!)
Joker: I suggest you take a few mandatory acting classes. (Why does anyone like you when your acting is so bad!)
Damian: What? You want me to take over as Batman right now? (Overjoyed) (Dashes off) (Drives the Batmobile off a bridge)
System: Run! The real Batman is back. He'll turn you into a table!
2. Play Iron Man
JARVIS: Sir, I suggest you take another IQ test. I need to update my data. (Secretly searching) (How to care for a highly intelligent person who has gone stupid)
Captain America: Starting a car without a key is quite a skill. When did you learn that? (Isn't this car theft?)
Fury: Legally speaking, your signature is valid even as you are now. (Brings over all the paperwork that's ever been rejected)
HYDRA: Our base was just bought. The new landlord is... Iron Man. (Refuses to pay rent) (Utilities cut off ×)
System: Wait, let me settle your accounts before I go. I hope the Universal Economic Oversight Bureau doesn't arrest me. (Where did that one cent go?) (Jason: It's only a cent. I'll make it up myself.) (No!!!)
3. Play Spider-Man
Neighbor: Spider-Man? He's not much different from before. (Always looks dazed)
Classmate: Peter Parker? He's not much different from before. (Always acting weird)
Flash Thompson: Heyyy, Peter Parker... Ah! (Gets hit in the head with a basketball)
System: A flawless performance! We could weep with joy.
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Later on
People from different worldlines: I know he's not the real one, but he has his reasons. He's doing all this to save the world. He's a true hero. (We'll play along!)
Jason: No, I just took acting classes.
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In short, his identity keeps getting exposed, over and over :P
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Theme: A sincere heart in return for a sincere heart
Click me to save the world with Red Hood—— Long story short, Jason Todd, you're ordinary, boring, and mediocre, but now you have a chance to be a hero. Do you want to be a hero? Jason: Not willing. Countless meteorites fell from the sky and the whole world turned into dust. ... Now that you have another chance to live, are you willing to live? Jason: ... Let's take a look first. Jason in the ordinary world was approached by the world supervision system, asking him to save the world line that was about to collapse due to the lack of important characters. The way to save it was to play important roles and wait for them to come back. Jason: Rejection × Show off × ①Play as Batman Ah Fu: The young master hasn't smiled like this for a long time. (Glad) Dick: ... It doesn't matter, I often couldn't get past it when I first started using the grapple gun. (No!) Joker: I suggest you take a few required actor classes. (Why do people still like you if your acting skills are so bad!) Damian: What? Do you want me to inherit the identity of Batman now? (Ecstasy) (Flying) (Drive the Batmobile down the bridge) System: Run! The real Batman is back and he'll make you watch! ②Play as Iron Man Jarvis: Sir, I suggest you take your IQ test again. My data needs to be updated. (Search quietly) (How to take care of highly intelligent people after they become stupid) Captain: Being able to start a car without a key is indeed a good skill. When did you learn it? (Is this car theft?) Fury: Legally speaking, your signature is valid now. (Bring in all rejected documents) Hydra: Our base has just been bought, and the new landlord is-Iron Man. (Refuse to pay rent) (Water and electricity cut off×) System: Wait a minute. I'll help you settle the account before leaving. I hope I won't be arrested by the Space Economic Supervision Bureau. (Where did the other cent go?) (Jason: It's just one cent, I'll make up for it myself) (No!!!) ③Play as Spider-Man Neighbor: Spider-Man? It's no different than before. (Always dumbfounded) Classmate: Peter Parker? It's no different than before. (Always weird) Flash Thompson: Yo - Peter Parker - ah! (Hit on the head by a basketball) System: Perfect performance, tears of joy. Later People in different world lines: I know he is not real, but he has difficulties. He does all this to save the world. He is a real hero. (We are willing to act with him!) Jason: No, I just improved my acting skills. It's always, always falling off the horse, always falling off the horse :)
Lu Xiaofeng would be shocked if she knew Xiaofeng's past [laughing]
Spread flowers, it's written in big letters very well, Good (· ?? · д ·) Not good!
Help, this is really a fairy tale, everyone is well
I was so interested in reading the copy of the book about the progress of the guide, so I'll try my best to write it!
Ouch, ouch, so cute
Collect it, it's so interesting
The three words "Zhan Xinjia" took me back to the non-mainstream era of 2000.
I like this idea, it's super interesting. Come on 💪 💪
Godly text, yeah, Feng Xiaofeng understands something.