[Tutor + Demon Slayer] When I Woke Up, I Was Stupid

"Tutoring + Demon Slayer" Gakuin Paro, a short story, integrating monthly girls Nozaki-kun and Rurouni Kenshin, is expected to be completed within 400,000 words * My name is Bai Zhouchuan Xifeng, I am 16 years old, a freshman in Bingsheng High School, and a member of the Kendo Club. The goal is to defeat Mr. Lintaki, the sweeping monk, and then eat and die. I dream about it every day. I dreamed that my classmates were eaten alive by evil spirits and their intestines were scattered on the floor. The crows screamed and the man wielding a giant ax had the exact same face as my good old cat-loving class teacher, Mr. Bei Mingyu. The evil spirit's head was thrown high. Under the sun, it vanished into ashes. * Xiao Xiang Naihu, a shy school girl who is one year younger than me, raised the knife in her hand and showed no expression on her face. Ganluji, the cute sister of the big eater who lives in the same house, punches the evil spirit through the head with her bare hands without blinking. * The mosaic on the ground was squirming. I thought calmly and made a stab. "Something must be broken." * —————— My name is Bai Juikawa Shifeng, I am 16 years old, the step-son of Hanashira, the former member of the Demon Slayer Corps, and a swordsman with the breath of water. The goal is to kill the second stringer and avenge Kanae's sister. I dream about it every night. I dreamed that my teammates had all limbs intact, happily saying good morning to each other, lining up in rows under the supervision of the crows, and going to morning classes. The gentlemen who teach are lively pillars - including sister Kanae who was killed in battle three years ago. What they talk about is "a legal society, civilized exchanges, and the elimination of violence." * After class, the unsmiling Fengzhu and Shezhu were chatting about something while passing me by with a smile: "Students who fail again this time will just be thrown to Tomioka." "I think it will work." Two of my classmates, Qiu Tu and Zhen Sang, who had been killed by evil spirits early on, gathered around me and discussed what to eat for lunch. * We smile in the sun like ordinary people. * —————— Sawada Tsunayoshi believed that when he was a child, he dreamed of becoming a giant robot or becoming an astronaut, but he became the leader of Mafia. This was the limit of "fate's joke". Until his cousin Bai Zuichuan Xifeng, who was weak and unable to take care of himself, put on a world-weary face with a sleep-deprived look, and took one step ahead of Yu Shou, and chopped off the upgrade experience package sent by his opponent with his sword. "Breath of Water·Shape of Si·Strike Tide." * Takeshi Yamamoto applauded: "What a sharp sword." Sawada Tsunayoshi: "... Is this a real sword? He just got hit, right?!" Bai Zuichuan Xifeng: "It's the back of the knife, the back of the knife." * Bai Zechuan Xifeng, who did not hesitate to fill in the "Police Academy" when filling out his application, was upright: "I will kill every one of the scum who destroys the legal society." Sawada Tsunayoshi: "Sister Xifeng, does Mafia count?" Bai Zuichuan Xifeng: "... What do you think?" * —————— Dreams are intertwined, modern and Taisho. Sometimes it is difficult to tell which side is dream and which side is reality. It wasn't until one day when my classmate Zenitsu Gatma took a copy of Naruhashi's autobiography handed down from the Taisho era and said the three words "Demon Slayer" - and she changed the fate of many people that they would die, that she realized... Maybe this nightmare that has lasted for eleven years is finally... Coming to an end. * —————— Goldfinger is about memory sharing + photographic memory. Her character is an ordinary person with mediocre talents and five spiritual roots. She is a typical hard-working and growth-oriented heroine. ✅ Dual time travel | ✅ Reunion in parallel worlds | ✅ Predict the future and rewrite destiny | ✅ Healing group portraits | ✅ Slow-heat ambiguity | ✅ Find sugar in the knife The ending of the original work will be partially changed, and the story line will be combined into a dual-line narrative, the Sheng line and the main line. The main text will be a cp-less group portrait of lovers who are above friendship but not yet satisfied. The emotional line should be placed in the extra story. It spans 12 chapters and ends after 11 chapters in Taisho The outline of each chapter has been completed, and we will strive to update it weekly, with 2w+ per update. We will try our best not to get into trouble. You are welcome to collect it and read it again. So - thanks for meeting us! ———————————————————— In the pre-collection of new articles, 10+ social animals and workers from the shounen manga "The Day I Dispatched the Police at Light Speed" from the shounen manga "Go Home and Teach Demon Slayers" I'll write it after this one is finished and when there are a lot of people squatting on that one. Sequel to "I Woke Up Stupid" * As we all know, there are very few concepts of law or law enforcers in various novels and comics, especially shounen comics. When the villain is about to destroy the world at every turn, the protagonist is talking about his value, the supporting characters are introducing the background and character settings, the passers-by are crying and screaming and running away, and the police - as a background board, have no sense of existence. Sadly, Bai Zuichuan Xifeng is such a glorious people's policeman. She belongs to the "Special Affairs Team" of the "Interpol" ICPO, adheres to the rule of law, and strikes out equally against every scum who harms civilians and endangers society. They are often all kinds of traumatized, neurotic, anti-human pleasure prisoners... But recently, the prisoners (?) Seem to be becoming more and more magical. Mafia, Ninja, Hollow, Tailed Beast, Demon, Majin, Weapon Man, Curse Spirit, Death, Curse Master, Quincy, Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, King of the Thousand Year Curse, Alien. ... Wait a minute, is there something very wrong mixed in? More than just magic, this has already crossed species, right? Are those at the back really still humans? Are aliens also under our control? ! * —————— The alarm phone kept ringing, and colleagues were busy. After grabbing this, grab that, and after grabbing that, grab this. At the commendation meeting, Bai Zhouchuan Xifeng, the annual volume winner and the top performer, calmly protested. Facing the increasingly outrageous creatures, they could only shout, "Don't underestimate our bond with the law." They rushed forward with their swords drawn. They looked stupid in every sense of the word... The opponent is a being who can blow up a city with a shock wave... They are still stuck in the cold weapon age, should they at least strengthen their equipment? The director said he had anticipated this, so he included several pamphlets in the fire safety manual and distributed them to them. ——"From Novice to Jounin!" Teach you step by step how to use the Earth Explosion Star! "Can't you learn the spell yet?" Expand the fields that can be learned even with zero basic knowledge! A Zanpakutō that everyone can hold! Quick tutorial on how to solve swastika in ten minutes! "Earn money with blood!" How to tear apart a demon with your hands at a glance! When Bai Richuan Xifeng took a closer look, he felt like the sky was falling. * "Spell? It sounds fun." "I'm more interested in water escape." Colleagues had already started reading. In order to join the group, Bai Zhouchuan Xifeng reluctantly picked up a copy of "The Flame of Death that 99% of People Don't Know". How is this kind of thing possible... Ah? Really appeared? ! ! * —————— While chasing Tian and Tyrant, Shirokawa Xifeng used the newly learned "Qingzhiyan" to save the girl who was almost shot, and fought back. "Breath of Water·Four Type·Strike Tide" The boy with narrowed eyes looked at her in shock: "You... Are you a magician?" "What curse? I'm a police officer." Bai Chuan Xifeng showed his police badge with a cold face, "Intentional injury, provoking trouble, destroying property... You dare to attack the police? Both of you have been arrested." The cuffed Fuheishier said: "...?" Xia Youjie, who received equal treatment: "... Ah, do I want it too?" "Otherwise? If you have a lawyer, please contact me as soon as possible. Now go back with me to take notes." Bai Zhuchuan Xifeng took out his notepad, wrote down their names and ID numbers, and asked casually, "By the way, are there any accomplices?" Xia Youjie nodded honestly and glanced behind her. Gojo Satoru, whose face was full of blood as soon as he was resurrected, ran to help: "?" Me? One finger face jpg. * Qiu Usagi, who learned the ninjutsu, and Inosuke Kubihira, who was immune to the pupil technique, were sent to Konoha City on a business trip. Having mastered the spell, Masaki and his wife Zenitsu infiltrated the Public Security Bureau's Demonic Special Four Course. In order to investigate the 100-member criminal group called "Magician" who has been madly stepping on red lines in recent years, Kamado Tanjiro, who has awakened the "future prediction" technique, volunteered. He vaguely foresaw the beginning of a major disaster many years later, and the key words he extracted were "cult", "brain flower", "destruction of mankind" and "prison gate". ... What is this all about? For some reason, Bai Zhouchuan Xifeng, who hated the "cult" so much that he suffered from PTSD, firmly raised his hand: "I'll go too." The director glanced at the two honest men who were the least able to lie, and silently changed the undercover mission into a negotiation mission. * On the first day of sneaking into the "Spell College", Bai Zhouchuan Xifeng encountered two familiar faces. "You... Are not that policeman..." The six-eyed boy who was arrested by her had a complicated expression. Bai Zuichuan Xifeng calmly interrupted the spellcasting: "What are you calling the police for? I am a magician." Xia Youjie: "…………" Do you want to listen to what you are saying? * —————— On my rest day at the end of the month, I listened to my friends complaining about the strange group of mission targets, and thought about the two chubby teenagers who claimed to be "the strongest" and couldn't communicate at all. Bai Zhouchuan Xifeng took a deep breath, took out his mobile phone and sent a message to his little cousin who was studying abroad: "You must study hard and be a good person, Sawada." Not bad. Although this kid is addicted to black games, he is still a good kid at heart. * The biggest mafia boss in the world, Sawada Tsunayoshi: "... Okay." "So, where did we just talk?" He turned off his cell phone, crossed his hands, and faced the senior officials of the Gosan family and the ninja world, assuming the posture of a godfather, "The Cursed King? Infinite Tsukuyomi? Please continue." * —————— If only villains had tea parties. Pure Love God of War Obito Uchiha: "I want to create a world where Lin exists." Dreading the horns Xia Youjie: "I want to create a world with only spellcasters." Boss Muzan Kibutsuji: "I want to create a world without ultraviolet rays." Brainwashed by aliens: Uchiha Madara: "I want to create a world of eternal peace and no war." Dominant Demon Machima: "I want to create a world where everyone can love each other equally and live happily together." The God of Death, Sosuke Aizen, who refuses to stop even after death: "I want to create a new world defined by me." Old foodie Liangmiansu Nuo: "I don't care... I hope humans can pickle themselves more deliciously." Bai Lanjiesuo raised her hand with a marshmallow in her mouth and spoke: "I want to destroy the world~♪Because I am the only god~♪" "...?" The target was instantly clear, and the eyes of the others immediately became sharp. * Tomioka Giyu, who was passing by: "If I must say it, I want a world full of salmon and radishes." Taking out the handcuffs, Bai Zhuchuan Xifeng said, "It's annoying to have them all handcuffed and handcuffed away." "... No, who asked you?" * —————— Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba + Tutor + Spell Return, Gintama Naruto, Death God, Chainsaw Man, Rurouni Kenshin will also come to join the show. Since we are in the same world, we must level the fighting power. I decline to pay attention to party strength and just want to write warm and funny daily life. Goldfinger is the world-transparent + "I can cut it off if I want" conceptual magic formula + "ignoring all supernatural powers such as magic, spiritual power, chakra, demonic abilities (because she feels these are ridiculous from the bottom of her heart), and forcing physical melee combat" + clear flames + photographic memory, and her character is still an ordinary person with mediocre talents and five spiritual roots (x) A group portrait article about realizing the dream of a utopian ideal land. There won't be too many emotional lines in the main text, but maybe a little more in the extra chapters. Intention: The daily life we experience may be a dream that people in the past did not dare to dream of.