"Pirates", the Strongest Group of Four Emperors, Is Recruiting!

As the flag of the Heavenly King "Uranus" covered the sky, the only "New King" in the world stood up with his sword drawn, pointing directly at the god who had been on the throne for eight hundred years. Stealing the kingdom, concealing the truth from heaven, killing gods by holding one's own son - if she wants to sit on this throne, no one will be able to look down on all living beings. From then on, under the throne, above all living beings. * When she was ten years old, Evelyn Wolfgang was fished into the legendary Rocks Pirates. I thought I was on a pirate ship, but ended up in a mental hospital—— The cheap dad who talks about conquering the world every day but can't even figure out the accounts; A sister with schizophrenia who is indiscriminate and goes crazy if she can't get sweets; The stingy giant uncle who spends all his time eating and drinking and never pays; And Brother Niujiao, who feels uncomfortable if he doesn't get beaten for a day. Evelyn: The father who draws cakes, the uncle who drinks alcohol, the brother who commits suicide, the sister who is seriously ill and she is broken. This is probably the limit of pirates... Right? Until she set up her own business and went through all kinds of hardships, she formed her own pirate group. When Wolfgang "The Scourge" became famous throughout the world, everyone thought she was a group of ruthless monsters. However—— The vice-captain is a good man who pretends to gamble blindly, loses nine out of ten bets, and is so unlucky that people and gods are outraged but still refuses to repent; The navigator lay on the ground like he had no bones, his mantra was "Ah, la la, it's so troublesome", and his snoring was louder than the gunfire; The boatman is a muscular idiot. He gets on his head every time he fights and can't hold back. He smashes an island with one punch and the whole group almost falls into the sea and is destroyed; The ship's doctor droops his eyelids all day long and wants to retire. When he is rejected, he lies on the deck and pretends to be dead. The enemy is now talking about going home to see his father on vacation; The archaeologist is a daughter-slave, and even during the fight he still answers the phone: "First place in the exam again? My Robin is awesome!"; The Minister of Finance is a fat penguin who loves money. He sticks out his butt and hides everywhere when the war starts. But after the war, he comes out to share the spoils as soon as possible; The helmsman is a fish-man hero who insists that "human beings are trash" - and then curses and protects every human on the ship with his life; There is also a cook who is so lucky that Lady Luck is unemployed and her nouveau riche singer boyfriend who has a sordid aesthetic and uses gold to build walls; a sinister clone scientist and intelligence agent with a dual-core brain that can be sharpened at any time; and a nine-tailed fox kid who gets into trouble with credit in front of others... * Evelin slapped the leave application note on Marco's face: "Rejected! Don't think I don't know that you just came back from Sphinx Island the day before yesterday!" She glanced at the commotion on the deck and took a deep breath: "Until the world government is overthrown, no one can get off work early! Get up and work!" * Later, when Im shouted "What kind of monsters are you" from the Throne of the Void, Evelin looked back at the crew members who were rubbing meteorites with their bare hands, hitting people with gold, trying to freeze everyone into popsicles, and had transformed into Gundams when they got sick. They were fighting and demolishing their houses like huskies coming to the world, and she answered sincerely: "As you can see, a boatload of patients." #Our pirate group seems to be really going to end# #But it seems that the world government can be finished before it is finished# (Introduction to the food guide: The main text is in the style of a drama, but it is really difficult for this group of crew members to keep the captain serious) One sentence summary: Good women go to heaven, bad women become four emperors. Evelyn Wolfgang: "One Piece is so boring, if you want to do it, just be the "King of the World". " Intention: You still have to have dreams, what if they come true?