Amen... First, let me make it clear that this is a parody... If you're not interested, don't read it.
Second, I should mention that this was an assignment of mine... The required length was about 1,000 words, so I wrote it very concisely... Some parts are even skipped entirely... =.= (Though in the end it still went over 2,000... =.=)
And lastly, let me say once again that this is a really awful parody... I didn't want to post it... It's all because some idiot forced me to... I'm about to cry!!!! So everyone, remember: don't ever make the mistake of having a bad friend!!!
Intended theme:
Mo... You're even here...= =|||Not a gorgeous guy... But... MS, you can have a lot of birds even if you talk nonsense~ After some research, I found a few useful tips... Also HIGH STANDARD~ TF you... But... As expected, Su Fei knows Han best... I asked you to come and make friends with me. Zhen Su has found the right person... Mici, as soon as you take a shot... I will suddenly wake up... Mo... I guess if you keep talking like this, you will really fly...
The last pit! Wipe your sweat~ This brick is as uninvited as Xiaobai's article~ Isn't it NICE? ~HO~ I discovered that breaking bricks can be so tiring! Let us get to the point! This plain homework? Your teacher is really interesting. . . = =||| In short, I can tell you that your level of bad jokes has been reduced! This article is really plain and simple = =||| It made me sweat like crazy when I saw the Lushan Waterfall! Fell into the toilet? Found a treasure? Finally arrived. . Sweat. . That kind of place is not gorgeous. You really put me to shame! OK~ Enter analysis. Overall, this article is old-fashioned. I seem to have seen this scenario N times. I have seen it more times than the current NP articles! It's so prosperous~ (Han: Nonsense!) Hey~ I'm tired~ I don't want to take pictures anymore! That's it for now. Anyway, I've taken so many photos, and each one is so HIGH STANDARD! Everyone, go and collect your semen for me~ HOHO~ You don't even dare to refuse~ HOHO~ Get out of the way first. That's it for today's bricks. Bow. Han~Happy Valentine's Day~