My Secret Identities Keep Getting Mistaken for the Mastermind

* To obtain enough energy to keep the world stable, Kamiya Ginji works hard to make his secret identities stand out. And so... A creature calling itself "Kyubey" tends to appear when people are in despair. Make a contract with it, and any wish, no matter how unrealistic, will come true. A black-haired girl who can control time moves in secret and seems obsessed with eliminating every Cursed Spirit. Please don't show her how much you yearn to become a magical girl. A Cursed Spirit Manipulator on the verge of turning evil is cured of his summer sickness by a blue-haired girl, who also saves his dying junior in one fell swoop. Sorry, but being able to heal means you can do whatever you want. After being taken on as a student by the Six-Eyed Divine Child, a timid pink-haired girl who is thoroughly ordinary transforms into the Law of Cycles after her teacher is sealed inside a cat box, then interferes with the timeline and succeeds in thwarting every villain's conspiracy. Ha ha, I'll delete it all for you! At last, having collected enough energy, Kamiya Ginji, wearing his Kyubey secret identity, faces the furious crowd and trembles in confusion. * She possesses a technique that controls time. She has turned back time countless times, yet still cannot save her very first friend. A magical girl who believes in and upholds love and justice is ultimately swallowed by the darkness of human nature. Smiling, she says she's just an idiot. The moment her faith shatters, she falls and becomes a Special Grade Cursed Spirit, transforming into the Mermaid Witch. Unable to turn a blind eye to her companions' deaths, a kind, insecure girl suppresses her fear of death and makes a wish with her soul. She becomes the Law of Cycles and changes every unhappy ending. She embraces the despair of the entire world, and in doing so, is forgotten by everyone. A gentle blonde upperclassman whose Soul Gem shatters while fighting a Cursed Spirit; a red-haired girl who said she'd never use her power for anyone else, dying alongside her enemy; an unknown figure who fought against the Night of the Witches, falling before dawn... I was just a little rough when tearing up their character cards. It was a small sacrifice to achieve a happy ending where nobody gets hurt. But! Why do they look even angrier after hearing my explanation? * Why does the Louvre's bathroom keep getting bigger... [The following is the upcoming novel, "JO-Style Secret Identities: The Babysitter Battle" ↓↓↓] - You receive a request from the dead: give those psychologically fragile little ones a happy childhood. But you're in Jujutsu Kaisen. To make sure you can survive in a high-risk world full of Cursed Spirits, creating secret identities can't wait. Everyone from your old world generously offers to let you use their bodies. You slowly look them over. Before you stands a lineup of secret identities with exaggerated muscles and impressive height. They're so sturdily built that even standing still, they look like a row of human walls. Among them are a former police officer who took bribes, a mafia executive, an escaped prison convict, a delinquent who beat up a centenarian, and a middle-aged delinquent who assaulted a member of the clergy... You: ... Other than Mr. Jonathan, not one of them is suitable for raising children! As it turns out, you were right. You arrive at a little one's home in the secret identity of the disheveled police officer Apachai and receive an unmistakably cold welcome. Little Fushiguro shuts the door until only a crack remains, his face expressionless. "Sorry, but we already have a MADAO at home." In other words, they can't take in any more homeless people right now. Watching the Heavenly Restriction Tyrant sprawl on the sofa and casually order his adopted daughter and son around, Officer Apachai, who hasn't yet lost every last shred of decency, decides it's time to exercise his law-enforcement authority. The Zenin family sees off the Heavenly Restriction Tyrant, only to receive a blue-haired young man who is every bit as formidable as the Heavenly Restriction, if not more so, and can tear Cursed Spirits apart with his bare hands. He speaks gently with the twin girls, covers their ears, then says with a perfectly serious expression, "Next, I'm going to kick your ass with my legs as thick as logs!" A girl with clearly defined muscles, unmistakably female, who calls herself their "babysitter": "I'll get you out of the prison called the Zenin family, just like I escaped from prison." The Zenin sisters: "E-Escaped from prison...?" Theme: Love and justice will ultimately break through the darkness.