The Magic Boy Zero

[Blurb]:

My name is Anshi Tao. I'm a famous great mage, and I can do whatever I want in the world of magic!

But... I fell on hard times and got sealed inside my own spellbook.

Damn it! Even a tiger gets bullied when it leaves the mountains.

I don't want to stay in this filthy pond, boohoohoo. I swear, whoever saves me now, I'll do everything in my power to grant their wish.

For example: 1. I'll teach them the most dazzling magic incantations!

2. I'll teach them the most spectacular magic!

3. I'll make them the coolest, most gorgeous magic outfit!

[Touko's perspective]:

I found a strange book in a pond and met a really weird little fairy. She told me that if I followed her, she'd guarantee I could become the world's greatest mage and get anything I wanted.

[I want my dead mom to come back to life.]

[Sorry, magic can't bring the dead back to life.]

[QAQ, I can't bring the dead back to life, but I can teach you magic so you can protect the people you want to protect.]

Looking at the little fairy, who was dejected and bawling her eyes out, I couldn't bring myself to refuse, so I agreed.

But...

Why didn't you tell me from the beginning that these incantations are so embarrassing, the magic outfits so over-the-top, and the magical effects so garish!

I swear that even if I learn these spells, I will never use them! Never!

Unfortunately, I never expected to meet a bunch of unlucky brothers.

To save them, I was forced to blow my secret identity as a magical boy and die of embarrassment on the spot.

Inspired by some Koko and Sakura clips I came across recently, lol.

Theme: Save your friends through hard work.