His Majesty, the emperor, recently picked up a book in the Hall of Mental Cultivation.
It said he had countless concubines and spent every night in wild, earth-shaking revelry.
It also said he would clutch Consort Li's delicate neck with reddened eyes and slowly hiss eight words like a snake: You think you can get away?
It also said he would fly into a rage, his eyes tinged with indifference, mockery, and nonchalance, his voice so icy it could freeze someone to death.
It also said he wiped his ass with gold leaf.
That day, the emperor made an exception and didn't summon the Grand Council. The man sitting beneath the Hall of Mental Cultivation's window was so clearly angry that even the best manners couldn't hide it.
His fingers trembled slightly against the page. After struggling to compose himself, he slowly let out a breath.
"Have I ever told you that even an emperor uses toilet paper when he takes a shit?"
He even sounded a little aggrieved. "Why write that I use gold leaf? I don't like gilding my ass."
So, what does a day in the life of His Majesty look like?
It's actually pretty boring.
He simply eats on schedule and sleeps on schedule. He accepts life's unexpected surprises and gradually learns how to love someone.
Tips:
- Starts December 24. The weather is lovely!
- Updates every day at 9 a.m. If there's no update, then there isn't one.
- Set in an alternate world, mostly inspired by the Qing dynasty. No historical research, please.
- My usual flaws are all still here. Check the comments to see if it's for you.
- The heroine isn't sweet and delicate. This isn't a wish-fulfillment story. The romance is very, very slow.
- I don't usually add special notes at the end of chapters.
- If it isn't to your taste, don't waste your time. Run!
- Just like every year, we're still looking forward to summer's arrival.
Theme: Theory must be combined with practice.
A good work. The characters in the story are worth savoring their thoughts and feelings about family relationships, life and death, and the way of heaven.
Want to see the extra story 🤩 about a sticky little couple
I spent a weekend watching it, and 100% of the readers who have subscribed to it can ask for a sequel? [Compare your heart]
Madam, it's time for an extra episode 🐶
Tonghua, did the heroine agree? The emperor is pretty good at it. Can two people do it for the rest of their lives? If not, let the heroine be free [oh oh oh]
Proposed? [Gotou], the emperor asks you to tell me specifically how the three of you will live.
The emperor tastes like green tea
I hope the author will continue to work hard and produce more works
It feels so good to write! I just don't understand who this is? Whose child is "I"?
After chasing it all night, I had so many thoughts and I didn't know where to start. After a long while, I could only say: Love brain is the best dowry for a man.