I Win Over the Black Lotus with a Sharp-Tongued System

The novel is complete My next book, Why Is She So Unambitious?, is coming soon. The blurb is at the end. If you like it, please add it to your collection! Tangtang transmigrated into a book as Shen Yutang, the vicious second daughter born to the principal wife of the Shen family, a general's household in the state of Zhou. The heroine was her half-sister, Shen Yuhe. In the original story, she had been domineering and arrogant since childhood, with a sharp, vicious tongue and a penchant for bullying her half-sister. She also loved tormenting Pei Mu, a hostage prince from an enemy state who admired Shen Yuhe. Pei Mu was a sickly, deranged male supporting character. Sent to Zhou as a hostage when he was young, he suffered endless abuse and humiliation, and regarded the heroine as the only light in his life. After enduring it all and biding his time until he could return to his homeland, the first thing he did was lead an army to attack Zhou and seize the heroine, who had by then become the Crown Princess. The second thing he did was have the vicious supporting girl Shen Yutang mutilated and turned into a human pig. Hoping to stay alive, Tangtang planned to keep her head down and behave. But then she got bound to a useless, foul-mouthed System. She had to insult people to earn points and exchange them for items. If she didn't, she'd die. Worse, the System required her to insult the heroine and the deranged male supporting character at certain points in the plot. The useless System was no help at all, so Tangtang steeled herself and snarled at the hostage prince, who had been kneeling in the freezing wind for an entire day and night: "Go back! You're blocking the view by kneeling there!" System: +1,000 points. The hostage prince glared at her darkly, staggered to his feet, and walked away. Tangtang: So this works, too. So Tangtang scolded her sister, who was too afraid to speak up when someone gave her a hard time: "Look at you, all timid and shrinking away! You're bringing shame on the general's household!" Then she gave the people picking on the heroine a thorough tongue-lashing. System: +1,000 points. +100 points. Tangtang: So I get points no matter who I insult! With the items she bought using her points, Tangtang became the most foul-mouthed and hardest-to-kill person in the entire book. Everyone hated her, but nobody could get rid of her. She used her points to buy pizza, hamburgers, and ice cream, then lay on the general's household's giant bed, eating and reading novels. Apart from the scenes the System required her to act out, she couldn't even be bothered to get out of bed. Life was bliss. But as time went on, the plot began to go more and more off the rails. Heroine Shen Yuhe: My sister's all bark and no bite. She treats me well, and I know it. Third Prince, the male lead: No one is laying a hand on Yutang! By then, the deranged hostage prince, Pei Mu, had returned to his homeland and ascended the throne. He marched on Zhou's capital at the head of a hundred thousand cavalry. Beneath the city walls, his red cloak billowed in the wind. He lifted his crimson lips into a smile. "I want one person." Everyone thought Pei Mu wanted his childhood sweetheart, Shen Yuhe, the Crown Princess. But he raised his head and looked through the towering walls at the petite figure. His eyes burned with fervor. "Hand over Shen Yutang, and I'll withdraw my troops." Tangtang: "??!" Everyone thought Tangtang would surely die if she went to him. Yet before long, news came from the enemy state that Pei Mu had made Tangtang his empress. On their wedding night, the red candles flickered. Pei Mu took a deep breath and lifted her veil, his eyes filled with boundless affection. After a long pause, his eyes reddened. He suppressed a tremor in his voice and said, "Tangtang, scold me again." Tangtang: "!!? Will someone tell me what is going on?!" A sharp-tongued but adorable little ray of sunshine x a scheming, calculating, deranged young man who gets a thrill out of being insulted One-on-one, happy ending. Enjoy! +++Currently updating below+++++ Why Is She So Unambitious? Shu Yuechu and the heroine were both concubines of the tyrant Shen Yu. Unlike the heroine, she was an assassin sent to Shen Yu by a marquis. She was a cannon-fodder character in the book, and after she was caught poisoning him, she was torn apart by five horses and fed to wild dogs. Yu Chu transmigrated into Yuechu's body and jumped in fright, hurriedly tossing away the poisoned pills in her hand. That was close! Since Chu Chu didn't poison him, she inadvertently disrupted the plot where the male and female leads were supposed to meet. The System issued a mission: if she wanted to go home, she had to make the hero and heroine fall in love. In a side hall, Chu Chu tried to sell the heroine on him: "Our emperor is breathtakingly handsome, a master of both the pen and the sword, brilliant and brave, nine feet tall, and has an eight-pack. Want to give him a chance?" The heroine replied coolly, "He's a tyrant." Chu Chu: "Hey, he's only cruel to his enemies. Haven't you noticed that foreign powers don't dare invade?" The bodyguard secretly investigating Chu Chu replaced the roof tile, flew back to the tyrant, and faithfully reported every one of her flowery compliments. In the empty hall, Shen Yu paused his fingers as they toyed with a dagger. For a long time, he said nothing. "Go investigate again." "Your Majesty, Her Ladyship said today that you have long legs!" "Your Majesty, Her Ladyship said you look incredibly handsome when you draw a bow and shoot!" "Your Majesty, Her Ladyship said you look good when you're furious, too!" Shen Yu: "..." * Once the hero and heroine got together, Chu Chu could go home. So at Shen Yu's birthday banquet, while the other concubines were painstakingly preparing their performances, Chu Chu was painstakingly preparing a performance for the heroine. When Shen Yu found himself in danger, Chu Chu was afraid that if he died, she would never get home. She helped him, then turned around and credited the heroine with saving him. While the other concubines schemed against one another for the tyrant, praying that someday he would favor them, Chu Chu shut herself in to draw fan art of him and the heroine, wondering why they still hadn't gotten together. Her personal maid burst into tears as she complained, "Your Ladyship, why are you so unambitious?!" Chu Chu: What does that have to do with me? I just want to go home. Even so, the plot went further and further off course. Shen Yu protected her at every turn. Even after learning she was an assassin, he couldn't bring himself to say a harsh word to her. He even wanted to make her empress and dismiss his entire harem for her. Chu Chu: "???" Finally, on a rainy night, the tyrant could no longer hold back. He pinned Chu Chu against a wall and buried his face in the crook of her neck. "Don't push me onto someone else..." A goofy little slacker x a dark, tyrannical emperor Theme: Strive to improve yourself and keep looking ahead