A World Where I'm the Only One Who Doesn't Love 5T5

I was an utterly ordinary wanderer in another world, with a complicated soul that had transmigrated through more than one world.

Without exception, every time, I was killed by the lover I trusted most.

So I wished that in my next life, I would be an ordinary person and never fall in love with anyone again.

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Just as I hoped, when I was reborn, I was an ordinary person with no special abilities. I was quite satisfied.

I had just graduated from university and was getting ready to find a job when, through sheer bad luck, I was attacked by some disgusting thing invisible to ordinary people and nearly died.

Fortunately, I was stubborn enough to survive.

But I never expected my calm, ordinary daily life to be shattered from that day on, plunging me into misfortune, misfortune, misfortune, misfortune...

The day I was attacked, I, a Hinata, awakened the Sharingan. It was ridiculous enough that whenever I closed my eyes to sleep, the gorgeous Uchiha would chase me down and activate Susanoo to silence me.

As soon as my frail body had finally recovered enough to lie down, a strange man showed up, bringing along an elementary schooler who wasn't even ten.

White-haired man in a blindfold: This is your biological nephew.

Kid: ...

Me: ...

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Me: Megumi, what kind of person was your mother?

Megumi: Never met her.

Me: Ah... What about your father?

Megumi: A scumbag.

Me: ...

Me: What about Gojo?

Megumi: ...You can see for yourself.

Me: Ah, so he's a scumbag too, as expected.

Megumi: ...

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As an ordinary person, I was delighted to welcome a lovely pair of adopted children. I was very happy.

But after spending every day together, the white-haired young master, my fellow guardian, seemed to want me to confess my feelings.

Since this guy had the strength to knock me out with one punch, I bravely kicked away this bento, which might have been laced with the poison of love, time and time again.

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[New Year's Game: Truth or Dare]

Tsumiki: Describe your impression of each other in one word!

5t5: Homewrecker.

Me: Scumbag.

5t5: ?

Megumi: Describe how important the other person is to you.

5t5: If you come back from work, I'll remember to bring you a souvenir.

Me: Ah... If you died, I guess that would be a little inconvenient.

5t5: ??

Tsumiki: Um... Name each other's biggest flaw...

5t5: Dishonesty. You've been saying the opposite of what you mean this whole time.

Me: Your biggest flaw is that you have no good points.

5t5: See! You're contradicting yourself again!

Me: ? Whatever you say.

5t5: Admit it. You're hopelessly in love with the super handsome Professor Gojo.

Me: Yes, I admit I've been saying the opposite of what I mean this whole time.

5t5: Huh? Then who do you like? The boss? A senior? Your younger brother's friend? Or those five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten older brothers, younger brothers, older sisters, and younger sisters you dream about, "&%^"!!

Me: If that's what you want to think, I can't stop you.

Megumi: It's New Year's... Forget it, let's just drop it...

This is a journey along a Mobius strip.

[Nothing is deeper than ***'s love, so *** sealed it away. Once *** learns what love is, the feelings bound all this time will be set free.]

[Love is not the most twisted curse. Not loving is.]

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1. The blurb is a mess. A birthday story for 5t5, happy 33rd birthday! (?)

2. Slice of life, raising kids, trying my hand at writing angst

3. Lots of wild and miscellaneous headcanons. This is writing practice, so please don't nitpick, haha.

4. Slow burn. The heroine will stay pretty weak, so proceed with caution if that bothers you!!

5. CP5, updates whenever I can for now

Theme: Love is not the most twisted curse. Not loving is.