The Entire Cultivation World Begs Me to Nurse Them

Lu Yaoyao was born into a cultivation novel and became the most useless comparison character.

The good news: Her parents doted on her, her senior brothers and sisters adored her, and she spent sixteen years lying flat without anyone scolding her.

The bad news: According to the plot, she was about to fall for the male lead, ruin her sect, and bring about her own death.

Lu Yaoyao: Got it. I'm out of here.

Before she could escape, someone shoved her down in the street, and her head struck the stone pavement.

A game interface exploded into view in her mind.

She was the top-tier healer, Chaolu, ranked among the top ten players on the server in the game Immortal Path.

Three years of grinding, every skill maxed out, top-grade gear.

Now her level was 1, every skill was blacked out, and her mana bar was so short she was out of breath after casting a single Rejuvenation spell.

Lu Yaoyao looked at the experience bar and took a deep breath.

It's fine. What's the big deal about grinding all over again?

Someone took her spiritual vein? She'd take it back. The male lead? Never heard of him. Whoever wants him can have him.

She had only one thing on her mind: leveling up.

Later...

In a secret realm, her Rejuvenation spell descended from the sky and revived a party that had been wiped out.

On the battlefield, her buff aura was so powerful it looked like she was cheating.

Amid a plague, everything touched by her Purification spell bloomed back to life.

The prodigies of every sect lined up to offer spirit stones. "Little Immortal Doctor, please carry us!"

Lu Yaoyao didn't even look up. "Get in line. I haven't filled my progress bar yet."

Reader's Guide:

1. A satisfying leveling-up story. The heroine is completely career-focused and devoted to filling her progress bar for ten thousand years.

2. A cheerful, affectionate sweetheart x a stray puppy who doesn't know how to express himself

Coming Soon 1: How Can a Wage Slave Not Go Crazy?

Jiang Xinshui was an employee of the Transmigration Bureau. She had always played minor, even more minor, or most minor roles in all kinds of stories, working diligently.

At last, the bureau's strongest employee was about to retire after finishing her final project. This time, she transmigrated into a domineering CEO novel, set in a modern world with the highest safety rating. Jiang Xinshui was satisfied. It was perfect for someone about to retire and enjoy her golden years.

Her role this time was the male lead's subordinate, a cannon-fodder character whose job was to submit proposals and get scolded to tears by the domineering CEO. This workload was a piece of cake.

One day, a bureau supervisor came to tell her that three books had merged into this world, so she had no choice but to work overtime.

By day, she was the domineering male lead's subordinate.

At night, she had to turn on her computer on schedule and play games, fawning over the male lead, a gaming expert, while following the female supporting character from an online-dating novel and hunting down the heroine. Weekends weren't a break, either. She had to join an infinite-flow game, cling to the male and female leads, be the timid and loyal one, cheer them on, and highlight their heroic brilliance.

Her workload had reached 24/7. Work when she was awake, work when she slept.

Then, a guilt-ridden supervisor came to tell her that it wasn't three books that had merged, but four. The sunny, handsome college guy living across the hall from her would become a top-tier star and the male lead of an entertainment-industry novel. The bureau hoped she could work another shift, serving as a foil to the heroine in a talent show.

The diligent wage slave Jiang Xinshui snapped. No amount of extra pay could make her put up with this.

You either perish in silence or rise up in silence.

Jiang Xinshui chose to rise up. She backed the domineering CEO's younger brother as he seized the company, then savagely tore into the CEO until he was speechless.

In the game, during the national tournament finals, Jiang Xinshui wiped out the male and female leads' team in a 2v5.

In the infinite-flow game, she ripped apart the final Boss in front of the male and female leads, expressionless...

With her overwhelming combat strength, Jiang Xinshui fought her way all the way to the Transmigration Bureau.

To hell with this lousy job! Big Sis can do whatever she wants!

Coming Soon 2: The Evil Seed Is Still Playing the Good Guy Today

Tang Buyu, the top graduate of Evil Valley, was born evil.

At three, she carved out a spirit beast's core. At five, she poisoned every elder in the valley. At eight, she complained that her master's lessons in doing evil were too narrow-minded.

On the day she left the mountain, her master saw her off in tears. "Go. Let the three realms feel fear."

Tang Buyu nodded with a cold laugh, clutching her plan to destroy the three realms, and took her first step out of the valley...

[Ding! Good Person System successfully bound!]

[Newbie quest: Help someone in need within half an hour.]

Tang Buyu: "You've got the wrong person. I'm evil."

System: [No mistake, dear.]

Tang Buyu: "Even the dogs in Evil Valley wouldn't help people."

System: [Reward: Marrow-Cleansing Pill x1, Spirit Stones x100.]

Tang Buyu: "...If the dogs won't help, I will. Where's the person?"

It wasn't that she'd lost her backbone. The System was simply offering too much.

She helped an old granny across a spirit river, and the System gave her rare treasures.

She rescued a wandering cultivator being hunted, and the System gave her an ancient cultivation technique.

She casually wiped out a demon lair, and the System gave her an entire spirit mountain.

Tang Buyu looked at the warehouse full of treasures and fell silent.

So doing good deeds was this profitable?

And so the most wicked evil seed in Evil Valley's history began her career as a savior.

Today, she saved a city. Tomorrow, she killed a demon. The day after, she casually averted a calamity threatening the three realms.

The people of the three realms wept with gratitude. "The Holy Maiden is compassionate! Her merit is immeasurable!"

Tang Buyu expressionlessly put away her top-grade spirit artifact. "Yes. It's all because I'm kind."

Meanwhile...

Yun Potian, the proud male lead of a male-oriented novel, was following a script about rising from poverty, making his enemies eat their words, and saving all living beings.

Everything had been going smoothly, until the vicious villain he was supposed to kill with his own hands, Tang Buyu, made her entrance.

He saved one city; she saved an entire country.

He slew one demon; she wiped out a demon lair.

After he finally tamed a spirit beast as his mount, she took down the entire demon beast den.

The three realms spread the news far and wide. "The Holy Maiden is compassionate! The Holy Maiden is immeasurable!"

Yun Potian's entire harem switched sides. "Holy Maiden, let us cling to you! Holy Maiden, please take us in!"

Yun Potian looked at his empty harem, then at the low-grade spirit sword in his hand that he had barely had a chance to warm up, and fell into deep thought.

...So who was the main character?

Theme: Rely on yourself to return to the peak