
Synopsis
As the supernatural returns and evil spirits run rampant, all kinds of bizarre creatures begin to appear.
Tadpoles with the faces of innocent young girls, red veils with eight tentacles, and sinister mystery boxes handed out by a strange supermarket cashier: they drive people mad and are deadly at the same time.
Lin Chu suffers severe mental contamination and becomes a dangerous person who could turn into a vicious ghost at any moment.
As if that weren't enough, a time bomb is buried in her body. It could go off at any moment, blowing her soul to pieces and leaving her remains to scatter in the wind.
Lin Chu doesn't panic in the slightest. She works two jobs, diligently selling goods while also sweating it out at the Ghost Affairs Administration. “Even becoming a walking bomb won't stop me from making money.”
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Lin Chu, a legendary employee of the Ghost Affairs Administration.
Not only is she a once-in-a-century genius exorcist, she also leads multiple ghost-hunting equipment development projects.
A discarded industrial blower, modified by her, becomes a large-scale defensive device that keeps a hundred ghosts at bay.
An everyday showerhead transforms into a powerful tool for sending spirits on their way.
When the number of ghosts lingering in the human world exceeds capacity and squeezes people's living space, Lin Chu simply vacuum-packs them. This prevents them from harming anyone and saves storage space at the same time.
One day, while out for a stroll, Lin Chu spots a vicious ghost committing crimes in broad daylight. Before she can even get close, the ghost lets out a shrill scream and runs off in tears.
Lin Chu raises her hand and detonates a Five Thunder Spell beside the ghost's feet, then uses a high-suction capture device to drag it back. “Why are you running?”
What kind of ghost gets scared by a person?
The ghost sobs, tears and snot running down its face. “My grandpa told me that if I ever saw you, I should run as far as I could, or I'd suffer inhuman treatment!”
“I'd be tortured to death!”
Lin Chu: “How many years in prison do you get for spreading rumors about a ghost?”
Ghost: ?0ДQ!
You're sending a ghost to prison, and you still say you're not scary!
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In this world of hardship, the only faith people have is in the gods.
Only by believing can they gain even a tiny bit of power to protect themselves.
Lin Chu is different from everyone else.
She doesn't believe in gods. She believes only in herself.
Instead of placing her hopes in some illusory god, she would rather become the very thing that makes evil spirits tremble.
All the ghosts: ...Please, stop. You're already scary enough!
Sob, someone save us!
*Ghost hunting must keep up with the times
*Fictional setting
*A fusion of tradition and technology
*Many original elements
“My Darling, I'm Dating Ten People”
Xie Ying, a top-tier martial artist, dies and transmigrates into a quick transmigration novel. She becomes a popular actress with countless haters, and inherits the original owner's face-slapping scumbag-tormenting System.
System: “There are ten small worlds in all. Our mission is to make the scumbags see the error of their ways, weep uncontrollably, and lose all will to live!”
Xie Ying: “Ten is such a hassle. I don't want to travel for work. I suggest we merge the worlds and take care of everything at once.”
Efficiency is the name of the game.
System: ...
You've got quite the appetite, huh?
Following the principle that the Host comes first, the System grants Xie Ying this little wish. It expects everything to become such a chaotic mess that the mission fails, but Xie Ying plays multiple roles herself, smoothly navigating all ten targets and successfully making them fall in love with her.
Target One: a rich, ridiculously stingy man who splits the cost of even a single napkin, but ends up spending a fortune to buy Xie Ying a plastic garbage bag.
Target Two: a self-proclaimed master of manipulation who can make women lose themselves. He breaks down in tears and falls to his knees before Xie Ying. “Please, let me be your dog!”
Target Three: a chronic cheater who clutches a little knife and swears he'll never do it again. “If I became a eunuch, would you believe me?”
Watching the men sob and beg Xie Ying to forgive them and take them back, the System falls into deep thought.
What kind of master-level time manager is this?
#Follow your own path and leave no room for the playboy#
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Recently, rumors have been circulating online that Xie Ying will appear on a variety show competition, making a comeback as a returning star.
[She can't sing in tune and acts like a wooden dummy. What is she going to do there, embarrass herself onstage?]
[If you ask me, she failed to latch onto a rich patron. She wants what's on her plate and what's in the pot too, getting involved with so many big shots at once. No wonder she got sent to this show.]
[She's over, she's over, Xie Ying's over!]
[She's not a nice person in everyday life either. A friend of mine worked with her and says she has a terrible temper and loves throwing her weight around.]
[Can't wait for the show to crash and burn!]
[The bigger the stage, the bigger the embarrassment...]
Before filming began, the director asked as usual, “What are you good at?”
“I've practiced martial arts since I was little,” Xie Ying answered confidently.
Director: “All right.”
He immediately arranged a dreamy petal-covered stage for Xie Ying, determined to make the show famous overnight with her performance.
On the day of filming, Xie Ying wore a long robe and drew a long sword from behind her. She performed a breathtaking sword dance and, along the way, caught a wanted fugitive who had snuck in.
Director: !!
So that's the kind of martial arts she meant!
After the show aired, Xie Ying once again became the center of attention thanks to the unexpected incident.
Haters: Fake, fake! There's no way this is our helpless, delicate young lady!
Until one day, a news report showed someone who looked just like Xie Ying flying over a calm lake and rescuing a child who was drowning in the middle of it
Haters: ...
What kind of peerless martial arts master is this? I'm a fan!
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One day, paparazzi photograph Xie Ying meditating in a park at five in the morning, accompanied by a handsome stranger.
Netizens dig up that the man is Ye Buci, head of the Ye family.
He's aloof and arrogant, and famously never involved in dating rumors.
Haters: “Even if he just happened to be passing by, Xie Ying would use it to drum up publicity. I feel sorry for President Ye...”
Xie Ying calmly posts a daily health tip: “Early morning air is at its freshest. Breathe out the stale and breathe in the fresh to strengthen your body.”
Ye Buci follows right after, posting a photo of Xie Ying from behind with the caption: “Meditating with my girlfriend.”
Netizens: “...What an incredible couple! I'm shipping them!”
*The male lead is not one of the ten targets
*One-on-one romance
Theme: Building a better life together
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Drop——Happy Friday card~(≧▽≦)/~
I just saw the word "relaxation" on the label. I was really... So scary.
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I went out to play. I will update when I come back~ I wish you all a happy holiday^ ^
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Congratulations on Kaiwen, may you spread your flowers~