[Complete the full text, pre-collection of "Strategy for Monsters [Quick Travel]" and "The Tentacle System Is Pretending to Be Human Today" Please collect it 0w0]
Lin Zhiqiao is bound to a system, and the initial skill is called 'Melon-Eating Blind Box'.
Good news, as long as he keeps opening blind boxes and eating melons, he can get generous monetary rewards!
The bad news is that the energy recovery speed of the blind box is limited, and the days without melons to eat are unbearably lonely and the wallet is hungry.
The good news is that the favorability of others can be converted into blind box energy to speed up the process of making money.
The bad news is that in this world where cheats are everywhere, Lin Zhiqiao is just an inconspicuous passerby.
Trying to break out of the tight encirclement in systems such as 'Heart-throb', 'Group Favorite' and 'Long Aotian' is nothing short of a fantasy.
But——
Lin Zhiqiao: To get rich! Even if you die, you have to try! [Clench fist. Jpg]
As everyone knows, an unknown bug occurs when the system is bound, and people in the entertainment industry may be able to hear Lin Zhiqiao's voice.
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At a variety show, Lin Zhiqiao looked at a popular singer:
[I thought I met true love, but in fact I was just used as a substitute by a scumbag. The scumbag doesn't have you in his heart at all. In the future, I will be abused physically and mentally by the scumbag and run with the ball... Bai Yueguang will return to China in a few days. It's so miserable, so miserable. The scumbag is not worth it!
A few days later, the popular singer came to Lin Zhiqiao feeling refreshed and invited him kindly: "Zhiqiao, I haven't found a suitable partner for the MV of my new album. Do you want to give it a try?"
System: Popular singer's favorability value +100! Congratulations to the host for winning the bonus of 66w! !
Lin Zhiqiao, who hasn't figured out how to win the other person's favor yet:? Pie in the sky?
While participating in an audition for a supporting role, Lin Zhiqiao stared at a popular niche student standing next to the director:
[Damn it, big melon! He is being promoted as a single and pure person, but in fact he is secretly married and his three children are addicted to domestic violence. The woman is collecting evidence and preparing to file a lawsuit with him. The house is scheduled to be destroyed! Anyone who cooperates with him again will be taken advantage of!
The director's expression suddenly changed. Not long after, Lin Zhiqiao received a call from the director: "That small supporting role is not suitable for you. I think the second male lead is very good. Come and audition tomorrow."
System: Director's favorability value +100! 88W bonus has been received! !
Lin Zhiqiao, who hasn't had time to act yet:? Are all the big guys in the entertainment industry so friendly?
There is also a certain wealthy family's 'real and fake young master' melon, a certain idol trainee's 'Aquaman' melon, and a certain well-known actor's 'time management' melon...
Lin Zhiqiao enjoyed eating melons, and the assets in his small treasury were getting more and more!
Later, when everyone was interviewed by reporters——
Popular singer & director & other entertainment industry tycoons: "If it weren't for Lin Zhiqiao, I wouldn't be where I am today. I'm very grateful to him."
Lin·Entertainment Circle Favorite·Invisible Rich·Zhi Qiao: "You may not believe it when I tell you, but in fact, at the beginning, I just wanted to have a piece of cake."
Guide to eating melon
◆There are so many inner dramas, people who are just looking for money and have fun are being attacked by x bosses (hmm)
◆Others can hear the protagonist's voice, but cannot hear the dialogue with the system (emphasis added)
◆The full text is to let yourself go, just to be happy and eat melons. If you have a lot of surprises, please put your radar up and read the text qwq
◆I hope you all have fun eating melon (show your heart)
[2024.3.16 Copy has been screenshotted]
——[Advance payment 1]——
"Monster Strategy [Quick Travel]"
Once he traveled through time, Su Qingci was bound to the quick travel system.
"In the mission world, you will be coveted by different monsters." The system said, "And your mission is very simple, stay away from those monsters and survive."
Su Qingci took a look at the monster manual: shadow ghosts waiting for opportunities in the darkness, fallen evil spirits disguised as gods, frightening SSS-level pollution sources...
Su Qingci was silent: "Do you have any misunderstanding about the word 'simple'?"
In the first world, Su Qingci transformed into a dancer who was blacklisted by the entire Internet, suffered from heart disease and was severely depressed.
System reminder: "Shadow ghosts feed on negative emotions and like to stay in dark places - what are you doing?"
Late at night, Su Qingci turned off the light source and walked into the surging darkness.
There is a black shadow slowly rising up along the delicate white and fragile ankle, tightening and rubbing ambiguously: "You are not afraid of me, why?"
In the second world, Su Qingci is a blind high priest who is accused of treason and is about to sacrifice his body to heaven.
The system warned: "The real gods have fallen for many years, and what you are worshiping is actually an evil spirit... Please stay away from the evil statue as soon as possible!"
Su Qingci lowered her head and kissed the fingertips of the statue devoutly: "I am willing to sacrifice myself to the gods."
The evil spirit's fingertips swiped across his eyelashes, his beautiful but empty eyes: "Tell me, what do you want?"
In the third world, Su Qingci is a strange researcher who is criticized by others and deals with alien species all day long.
System warning: "The source of SSS-level contamination is hidden among this group of heterogeneous species. There is a risk of infection if there is no isolation and contact. Please be careful, host!"
Su Qingci has entered the contaminated area alone, taking off layers of protective clothing on her body.
The source of pollution solidified, wrapping him up in layers, swallowing all the sounds: "You are as delicious as I imagined."
Later, Su Qingci successfully survived to the end every time and completed the task perfectly.
The system looked at the various marks left by the monsters on Su Qingci and said silently: "... Forget it, just be happy."
——[Advance receipt 2]——
"The tentacle system is also pretending to be human today" by Sugarberry
One day after the end of the world, Qiao Beibei mutated.
He retained human thinking, but grew eight tentacles, each of which was... Very unique.
The first tentacle is the gluttony type.
One moment, he was using the metal box as a snack, and the next moment, he was secretly chewing on the wig of his bald teammate.
One of them didn't catch it and almost swallowed a whole zombie alive.
The second tentacle is the money-obsessed system.
I like all shiny things, including gold coins, diamonds, crystals... And I welcome them all.
Even the colorful scales dropped from the Siren's body are attached to the tips of its tentacles as manicure strips.
The third tentacle is astringent type.
When I see a pretty sister, I can't walk. When I see a handsome guy, I want to slap him. Even the monsters pick the good-looking ones to fight.
My abdominal muscles secrete pink mucus every day, which makes me so hungry.
There are four, five, six, seven or eight tentacles... Each one has its own personality.
What can Qiao Beibei do?
The tentacles that grow out on your own can only be pampered.
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In order not to be dragged for dissection as an alien, Qiao Beibei tried very hard to hide his tentacles and tried to disguise himself as an ordinary human being.
The greedy tentacles that are trying to stop people from eating secretly every day: "If you eat secretly, you can only take one bite! Don't be discovered!"
Satisfy the collecting habit of money-loving tentacles: "Okay, okay, take them all home and stick them all on the tentacles for you!"
He warned the rippling astringent tentacles of the pink flower: "See if it's OK, but don't touch others... Not even your fingers! Not even your abdominal muscles!!!"
Qiao Beibei gathered up his loose sleeves to hide the surging tentacles under his loose clothes.
As everyone knows, all this has already fallen into the eyes of others.
Someone whose abs have been secretly touched is the strongest human being: "."
Should he pretend not to know?
Intention: People must have dreams and never forget their original aspirations in order to achieve success