Three-year-old Ji Yinlan is bound to a system.
The system told him that the six Ji family members were supposed to be in different worlds, but these worlds unexpectedly merged, resulting in the new world that is now a mess.
Ji Yinlan, the cub, thought for a long time and asked, "Can coriander be omitted in the hodgepodge?"
System:? ? ?
The cub smashed it and said, "Put more meat in it, I like it!"
System: ... This hodgepodge is not that hodgepodge, silly boy orz
The system refused coldly and said that in the original world line, his father and brothers and sisters would become super invincible villains in the future, disturbing the peace of the entire galaxy.
In the future, Ji Yinlan will become an arrogant and overbearing Omega, proficient in getting into trouble and causing trouble, and will become the most hated Omega in the entire galaxy.
Three-year-old Ji Yinlan was so angry that she burst into tears: "You're talking nonsense! My father, brother and sister are the best Alphas in the universe! Lanlan is also the cutest Omega in the universe!"
Ji Yinlan turned around and told her parents about the existence of the system.
Marshal Ji Dad and scientific research boss Ji Mom are super guardians of the cubs. They dug out the system consciousness and made a small robot to play with their cubs as a toy.
System: "..." I don't want you to play like this!
The system is very tired, but it still has to complete its task no matter how tired it is, so it follows the little Omega every day and cooes: "Be a good cub and tell your parents, brothers and sisters to be good people blablabla."
The next second, it saw Ji Yinlan driving a mini mecha and beating the little Alphas in the kindergarten until they cried.
Dad Ji: "Zai Zai is awesome!"
Mother Ji: "Are you tired Zaizai? Do you want to drink some water before continuing?"
The eldest brother applauded: "Well done Lanlan!"
The second sister clenched her fist: "The waves are rushing!"
The third brother laughed loudly: "Lanlan did a great job! How dare a bunch of brats miss my Lanlan!"
Ji Yinlan said in a sweet voice: "I will continue to work hard!"
System: "..."
My heart is so tired. Let's destroy the world. Jpg
*The daily routine of raising cubs, the emotional line is very, very far back, please be careful if you mind.
Archived on 2021.6.19
——[Advance payment]——
"After being read by the mind, the control group Zaizai became the group's favorite" by Tangberry
Three-year-old Lin Xiaoran is bound to the melon-eating system.
The system told her that she was the control group in a Zaizai article.
The protagonist, Zai Zai, was born into a wealthy family and is well-behaved and cute. He is favored by everyone and is truly the beloved Zai Zai.
And she comes from an orphanage. She is withdrawn, silent and clumsy. She also bullies the protagonist Zaizai because she is jealous of him, and is hated by everyone.
The system said that she would have a miserable ending in the future, and that she could only change her fate by eating melons along with it.
Lin Xiaoran asked confusedly: "Can eating melon fill your stomach?"
The system felt affection and pity in his heart: "I can eat a full banquet!"
What One Man Yi Tong didn't know was that an unknown bug occurred when the system was bound, causing others to hear Lin Xiaoran's voice under certain circumstances.
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Participating in a cub variety show, the protagonist Zai Zai gives candy to all the cubs.
Lin Xiaoran wanted to eat but was embarrassed to accept the candy, so she heard the system say: "Don't look at him so calmly now, but he is actually very nervous!" I have rehearsed how to give candy to new friends a hundred times at home!
The protagonist, Zai Zai, suddenly turned red, stuffed Lin Xiaoran with a lot of candy, turned around and ran away.
Zaizai No. 2, Who pretends to be mature, dislikes Lin Xiaoran for being clumsy.
Before Lin Xiaoran could feel sad, the system said angrily: [What right does he have to dislike you! The five-year-old kid still wets the bed! I need my mother to put me to sleep! Are you ashamed?
Zaizai No. 2 Pursed his lips in disbelief, cried and ran away.
Zaizai No. 3 Showed off his talent and succeeded in frying an egg for the first time.
The system ruthlessly exposed: [No way! He fried ten eggs and ate them all in order to prevent others from finding out. As a result, he stayed on the toilet all night and couldn't get off hahahaha!
Zaizai No. 3'S expression suddenly changed, and he quickly blocked Lin Xiaoran's mouth with a perfect omelette, for fear that she would leak the secret.
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Later, the protagonist Zaizai was sulky with his father.
System: [Because the biscuits his father ate are the biscuits he is going to give to you, not ordinary biscuits!
The protagonist's cub's father suddenly understood and looked at his cub teasingly.
When the father of cub No. 2 Is in a bad mood.
System: [His wife asked him what day it was, but he couldn't answer. His wife said she couldn't think of anything and would sleep on the sofa tonight.
Lin Xiaoran was curious: [So what day is it?
System: [The 6666th anniversary of their acquaintance.
Cub No. 2'S father's eyes lit up, he picked up Lin Xiaoran and gave her a fierce kiss.
The mother of cub No. 3 Looked gloomy.
System: [The jade bracelet her mother gave him can't be found. It's worth more than 10 million!
Lin Xiaoran asked: [Where is the bracelet?
System: [Hidden in her big golden retriever's kennel!
The mother of Cub No. 3 Went home, gave Gouzi a good beating, and then bought a truckload of baby doll dresses for Lin Xiaoran.
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Later, Lin Xiaoran discovered that the system really did not lie to her.
Not only did she have enough to eat, she was also adopted by her new parents, had a new home, and became the happiest little cub in the world!
——[Advance receipt 2]——
"The cub is trying to be a villain again" by Sugarberry
Five-year-old Su Xiaoli bound the system and learned that the world she was in was a novel about immortal cultivators called "The Long Road".
There are six protagonists in the group: the sword cultivator who can touch my sword but not my sword, the alchemy cultivator who only has furry beasts in his heart, who dares to fight with me for medicine, the demon cultivator who must hide his tail, the talisman cultivator who throws talismans in fights for free, and the ghost cultivator who writes down who is unlucky in a notebook.
The system said that the world line was in chaos, and many villains who promoted the plot have disappeared.
But the world cannot live without villains, so five-year-old Su Xiaoli was forced to take up the job.
System: "Did you see the sword cultivator in front of you? Steal his wife, no, steal his natal sword!"
Su Xiaoli confidently rushed forward and grabbed the hilt of the sword, successfully hanging herself on the motionless giant sword.
The sword cultivator who happened to turn around said: "...?"
Su Xiaoli swayed in the wind twice: "I, I think your sword seems to be missing a pendant qwq"
System: "Did you see the demon cultivator in front of you? Go and cut off her tail!"
Su Xiaoli held the scissors and sprinted for 100 meters, but was tripped by the demon cultivator's big furry tail and got a mouthful of demon hair.
The demon cultivator turned around: "?"
Su Xiaoli held up the scissors tremblingly: "Please, do you need hair repair service?"
System: "Did you see the beast cultivator in front of you? Quickly attack his contracted beast!"
Su Xiaoli rummaged all over her body and only found a small, round cloth bag. The huge contracted beast felt an itch on his nose, lowered his head and saw a big tomato rolling out of the cloth bag, and swallowed it in one gulp.
System: "... I asked you to sneak attack it, not to feed it!"
Su Xiaoli: "qaq, I am really making a sneak attack!"
*
Later, Su Xiaoli said: "I'm going to fight!"
Jian Xiu held her head down and said, "The pendant must be hung properly, and the rest will be left to Jian."
The beast cultivator picked her up and put her on the mount: "You are still young, you only need to play with cats."
Dan Xiu took out a handful of pills and gave them to her: "Come on, come on, Lili eats candy, cubs all love this~"
The demon cultivator covered her with his big tail: "What are you fighting for? Children, please go to bed quickly and cover yourself with quilts so as not to catch cold!"
Fu Xiu took out a stack of talisman paper and said, "Do you think this painting I drew looks good? If it looks good, please bring all the pear papers with you."
Ghost Xiu took out a small notebook: "Lili, tell me who bullied your brother? Can you write his name?"
System: The script I gave her was clearly a villain script, so why did it become a script for the group's favorite? ? ? [One hundred million faces confused. Jpg][My heart is so tired. Jpg][Forget it, it's ruined. Jpg][Lie flat. Jpg]
Purpose: Happy growth
Reader comments
呜呜呜,我都差点哭了,苦难的时候有人能因我之痛而痛真的是一件特别幸运的事情。
It's really beautiful. I was no longer a human being when I was little.
呜呜呜,我都差点哭了,苦难的时候有人能因我之痛而痛真的是一件特别幸运的事情。
It's really beautiful. I was no longer a human being when I was little.
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