(Naruto) I Have Something to Say About Transmigrating into a Red-Eyed Freak

Major breaking news from Konoha! The once-prolific clan of handsome men, beautiful women, and geniuses, the Uchiha, has been wiped out! Only a pair of young twins remain, one of whom has suffered severe brain trauma. The Uchiha clan's future looks bleak!

One of the surviving twins has expressed intense indignation and declared that he will definitely kill that man!

While reporting, this newspaper's journalist was beaten up by an unknown Uchiha. He said that if we publish any more false gossip about the Uchiha clan, he'll destroy the entire newspaper industry in Konoha!

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The truth is:

You stayed up all night playing on your phone, and suddenly suffered cardiac arrest.

You transmigrate into the world of Naruto. Your starting point is a street ablaze with fire. Two lumps of pixelated gore lie at your feet, while in the distance a black figure with long braids and a mask, looking like someone in cosplay, draws a sword and slashes at people. You're one of the only two red-eyed people still alive at the scene.

On top of that, since you're not used to the new environment after transmigrating, people assume you've suffered brain trauma from extreme psychological shock.

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