There are immortals on Mount Buzhou, and talented people grow at its foot.
Zhu Bufan took a bite of her apple and said, "That's superstition."
She lived on Mount Buzhou. Wouldn't she know if there were immortals here? In this godforsaken place, there were only three living creatures, let alone any immortals. They barely got to eat meat a few times a day, and she even had to bicker with an annoying brat.
Her life was already a complete mess, and then the old man suddenly got it into his head that the two of them should go down the mountain and make something of themselves.
But the old man's great venture came to an early end.
She still remembered sneaking down the mountain for the first time, where she lived like a stray dog until the old man dragged her back, scolding all the way. The next day, she was made to kneel in the ancestral hall for the entire afternoon.
Now, on her second trip down the mountain, she was still living like a stray dog. This time, the old man had even kicked her down the mountain and forbidden her to return.
Zhu Bufan glared. "I'm really going to get mad." Then she snatched the little snack from the brat's hand and got chased for eight blocks.
She could have kept running, but an advertisement plastered itself across her face. Before she could complain, she burst out laughing. "Hahahaha! Heaven hasn't forsaken me!"
It was an audition advertisement, yes, for that well-known girl group survival show. But the important part was the tiny print in the lower-right corner: Contestants would receive 2,000 yuan, with meals and accommodation included!
Zhu Bufan was tempted, very tempted.
So she dragged the brat along, packed up, and flew off to join the show.
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At the venue, the PD asked her, "What can you do?"
Zhu Bufan's eyes lit up. "Catch ghosts, tell fortunes, and set up magic arrays!" These were skills she thought were amazing, but they earned her awkward looks from the five mentors and jeers from the viewers watching online.
Then, without exception, she proved them all wrong.
In the livestream, she set up an array with her left hand and caught a ghost with her right, all while muttering, "Madam, it seems fate has brought us together. I'll read your fortune for free."
Then she shoved the ghost into the array and told the viewers, "Comrades, we must believe in science."
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A note from Taozi:
1. No CP. Sisters team up to set the entertainment industry straight, hehe~
2. There's an entertainment industry element, along with other stuff~
3. This is my second crossover story with my friend Baicai Liubao Ba, and the title is the same as before~
--Inspired on September 16, 2023--
Theme: If nothing's happening, go find trouble. If trouble comes, call your master
When I smelled it again, it was wrong. It was 12 out of 10 wrong. The previous one was not updated???
Hey! ~What is this! Suck it hard~it turns out to be a new article! Scream like a monkey oh oh oh oh~