There are gods on Buzhou Mountain, and there are talents at the foot of Buzhou Mountain.
Zhu Bufan took a bite of the apple and said, "Feudal superstition."
She lives on Buzhou Mountain, and she doesn't know if there are any gods here. In this ghost place, there are only three living creatures, let alone gods. I couldn't eat more than a few meals a day, and I even had to quarrel with a brat.
Life was originally a mess, but the old man suddenly got angry and told them to go down the mountain and create a world of their own.
As a result, the late emperor collapsed in the middle of his career before he started his business.
I still remember the first time I sneaked down the mountain. I behaved like a dog and was scolded by the old man and was carried back to the mountain. The day after that, I was forced to kneel in the ancestral hall for an entire afternoon.
Now that she was going down the mountain for the second time, not only was she acting like a dog, the old man even kicked her down and refused to allow her to go back up the mountain.
Zhu Bufan glared: "I'm really going to be angry." Then he snatched the snack from the smelly child's hand, and was chased by her for eight streets.
I could have continued running, but I was confused by an advertisement. Before I could complain, I laughed wildly: "Hahahaha, God will not destroy me!"
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This is a talent show advertisement, yes, it's the well-known girl group talent show. But the key point is the line of small words in the lower right corner: Participants will receive two thousand yuan, including food and accommodation!
Zhu Bufan's heart was moved, and he was heartbroken.
So she grabbed the smelly kid, packed up her legs, and flew off to participate.
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At the scene, PD asked her: "What do you know?"
Zhu Bufan Xingyan said: "Catch ghosts, tell fortunes, and set up magic circles!" The skills he thought were super powerful were met with awkward expressions from the five instructors and cynicism from the netizens in front of the screen.
Then, without exception, all of them were slapped in the face by Zhu Bufan.
I saw her setting up the formation with her left hand in the live broadcast room, catching ghosts with her right hand, and mumbling: "This lady, you and I are destined, this hexagram will be given to you for free."
Then he stuffed the ghost into the magic circle and said to the netizens in the live broadcast room: "Comrades, we must believe in science."
#About me, I made my debut in metaphysics#
#About me, relying on metaphysics to get into a national organization#
#About the saying that there are really ghosts in this world#
Tao Zi has something to say:
1. Sisters without CP join forces to rectify the entertainment industry hehe~
2. If you have the color of the entertainment industry, there will also be others~
3. This is the second joint article with Youyou Baicai Liumaoba, the title is still the same~
—Inspired by 2023.9.16—
Intention: If nothing happens, look for trouble; if something happens, look for the master
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Hey! ~What is this! Suck it hard~it turns out to be a new article! Scream like a monkey oh oh oh oh~