Song Xiaozhu is dead.
After her death, she looked back at her absurd yet normal life.
First, she displeased her parents and brothers, and then she was proven to be a fake young lady, forced into marriage, and riddled with rumors. She thought about dying, but was sent to a military camp to be used as a military prostitute, and was eventually kicked to death.
How tragic.
So God gave her another chance.
So she was reborn.
It's just that he was reborn into another poor little person. Moreover, what this poor little man has experienced seems to be no worse than hers, and he is still going through it.
In response to this, Song Xiaozhu had six crows on his head and even wanted to curse. I can think of the quality of being a lady that I have maintained over the years.
She held it back.
But then her face and someone else's slaps began a symphony of elegance and timelessness.
Song Xiaozhu: I'm going to fuck you up, I'm going to hold you back mmp
But she didn't know that this was just the appetizer for her climb to the top. After all the experiences, Song Xiaozhu violently finished a mouthful of boiled water that had been frozen for eight minutes at minus 8 degrees Celsius. Thinking back to her highlight moments, she couldn't help but touch her chin with one hand, stick out her tongue and lick her lips, letting out a scornful laugh.
Think about it, when facing the best family members.
Previously,
Naughty cousin: You are the maid my mother found for me. I can do whatever I want!
Ignorant aunt: You bitch, I spent that money to buy you and you dare to contradict me!
The biological mother who refused to recognize her: All daughters are money losers, how can I use them to give birth to you? Give me the money quickly, I still have to support my son.
The biological father who refused to recognize him: Do you know what you did in school? You are just embarrassing me!
Later,
The kind-hearted aunt: Our bamboo is the blessing that I have cultivated with great difficulty. What are you leaving for? Please keep my good bamboo for a few more days!
Cousin after degreasing: What maid? My sister is so sweet, cute and sensible, so I should be her maid.
Regretful biological father and biological mother: My dear daughter, come home quickly, mom and dad miss you.
When facing the "harmony" alumni again.
At first,
Classmate A: Song Xiaozhu, you vixen, why don't you go and shi! You should fall from the top floor into the eighteenth level of hell!
Teacher A [telling lies with open eyes]: Not only did Mr. Song's grades in school be average, but his character was also average, and he was very unfriendly to the students around him.
Principal A: Based on the feedback from all teachers and classmates, we have decided to expel Song Xiaozhu from school.
Now,
Classmate: Goddess Song Xiaozhu! ! ! !
Teacher: Not only does Mr. Song have excellent grades, he is also an outstanding person. He is a role model for us to learn from!
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Principal [Looking at the crowd in the office]: Is there anything you want to express? (Panic. Jpg)
Family members: Principal, you have to believe that my Xiaozhu is the most obedient and obedient rabbit in the world!
Students: Principal, please be careful! We can't leave the goddess! ! !
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In this regard,
Song·Hug left and right·Xiao·Winner of Life·Zhu: I think what they said is right~
#About my family members who change their faces very quickly#
#About my teachers and classmates who change their faces faster#
#The heroine's cool counterattack script begins here#
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Notes for reading:
1. This is a great novel that is linked to Youyou Baicai Liumaoba. It tells the story of the counterattack of the heroine who travels through the past and the present. Youyou is the opposite to me. She is the counterattack of the heroine who travels through the present. It is recommended that babies take it together~
2. This article can actually be classified as non-CP, but Xiaozhuzi is not a tolerant person, so it can be regarded as a harem! But our little bamboo only talks about the body and not the heart~
3. The order of counterattack is to write about family first, then campus, then write about some social experiences, and then it's over~
4. Don't criticize if the article is ugly, please collect it~
Purpose: Be a positive person and don't be a bitch