My Childhood Friend Is the Real Human Disaster
我竹马才是人形天灾
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 562k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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If Number 1 Isn't Good, How Did He Snag Such a Dreamy Wife?
Power couples. I prefer an overpowered bottom. Weak tops and weak bottoms are dealbreakers. Great ships, fun premises, and good writing and plots.
Wholesome, Adorable, Irresistible, and Cherished Shou Leads
Some reviews are from before I became jaded. I used to be kind, too. Deal-breakers: unfaithful semes, low-quality semes, foul-mouthed semes, and semes who hurt the uke without facing any consequences. (Mostly here to find stories.)
Beautiful Seme, Handsome Uke (Uke-Focused)
Based on my own tastes. My type is a beautiful/cute, short seme × a strong, handsome, swoon-worthy uke, but I’m an uke fan and uke-loyalist. Seme fans, stay away. Everyone has their own preferences; mine aren’t the same as yours.
Original Works I Have Read
Which book did I only read a little of? I’ll sort this out when I have time. I plan to write reviews. These aren’t all recommendations, just a record.
Satisfying, Indulgent Everyone-Loves-the-Protagonist Stories with Beautiful Leads
All the protagonists are great-looking. There are stories with a top protagonist, a bottom protagonist, and no pairing. Some are mindless fun, while others have actual plots. My tastes are pretty lowbrow, so people with lowbrow tastes are welcome to enjoy these recommendations.
Weird Kinks (Bottom-Focused)
Purely subjective, no judging by the hype. Star ratings are just personal taste; you won't know if it's for you until you read it. I read without thinking too hard and have few dealbreakers, so take this with a grain of salt. I'll add more as I think of them.
Some Novels I’ve Read With a Bottom Male Lead (For the Record)
Feel-good power fantasies plus sweet romance, with no angst in the relationship. Some have average plots but decent writing; others have average writing but plots I like. (The three-star rating means the writing is really bad.)
Chosen Nonhuman Characters
Healthy love is great, but the more twisted stuff is even more exciting
Handsome Bottoms, Cool Bottoms, Heartthrob Bottoms, and More
Looks come first: I'm not into muscular bottoms, but I like pretty tops and pretty bottoms alike.
Stories with Handsome, Muscular Bottoms (Beautiful and Strong)
Both top and bottom roles. There may be descriptions of handsome characters, so don't read if that bothers you.
Mutual Pampering, Bottom-Leaning
Working my way through books and mainly keeping track of what I've read. I'll keep updating. It's not an A-tier list because some books are still ongoing.
Adorable Reads
Cute and cuddly.
Treasures from the Sea of Books (2025–2026)
Books I finished reading from 2025 onward, with reviews saved for my own reference.
Superpowers / ABO / Playing Dumb to Catch the Tiger: Feel-Good Reads
Keeping track of the good books I’ve read. Most are shou-centric. I’m not much for writing reviews, so:
Great Reads
Super, super, super good!
Couples I Could Read About Again and Again
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Ten Years of Reading: A Record
Preferences: devoted-to-the-protagonist readers / strong leads working together / childhood friends / ensemble casts / everyone dotes on the protagonist. Mixed orientations, so check whether each story is BG or BL before reading.
Shou-Focused, Shou-Spoiling Reading List
For shou fans: strong shou and Mary Sue shou stories. Be warned, there’s lots of self-insert shou fantasy language! What’s that? A Mary Sue shou? Dream about it once, twice, then fall asleep dreaming. Anything can happen in a dream.
Books I've Bought and Finished (Eclectic Tastes)
Mostly happy endings, but not necessarily sweet. The angst is usually limited to a few scenes. I’ll read just about any genre. If something hits a nerve for me, as long as it’s not a matter of principle, I’ll mark it with three stars. If you’re extremely particular about your preferences, don’t click on my list.
Sweet Romance (Two Male Leads)
Super sweet.
Worth Coming Back For
Pure, unadulterated fun! Some are goofy or sweet, too.
BL | Open to All Kinds (Completed Happy-End Stories)
If you don’t read a bit of everything, stay away. This list is an extremely complicated mix with unpredictable preferences, though I’d say I lean toward stories focused on the protagonist. Anything might show up except excessive genderbending of male characters and tops who are weak in bed.
Pure Romance, Bottom-Focused or No CP (Bottom-Focused/Protagonist-Focused)
I absolutely love powerful, in-control bottoms and tops who act like dogs for their bottoms. I like couples where both characters have compelling personalities. Five stars means I was completely hooked, four means I enjoyed it, and three means it has obvious flaws.
Comforting, Sweet Stories with a Red Bean Bun Flavor!
The kind of emotionally rich stories people need: no pain, no angst, just an instant brain spa. Like a nostalgic red bean bun from the old days, these are comforting, classic, wholesome reads.
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I finished watching it in the second time, wow wow wow, it's so beautiful
Very good article, thank you madam! [Sanhua Cat Head] Extra, extra! A quick update! [Three-flowered cat head]
I collected this book several years ago, but I only started reading it this year, and I finished it in two days! You are so beautiful, boss, I will love you forever! It was also this time that I accidentally clicked on the homepage and discovered that I had read most of the author's other books, but I never found that they were all written by the boss... [Covering face and laughing] How can people have such specific tastes? After reading a bunch of books, I finally found out that they were all written by the boss hahahahahaha
[Purple Sugar]kswl[Come on] Looks good! Like! Finished spreading flowers [spreading flowers]
It's so good. Each of the three articles is good in its own way. I'm convinced!
Thank you to heaven, thank you to earth, thank you for your hard work~
Finished spreading flowers [Purple Sugar] kswl
Throw flowers [Fireworks] 2026.4.17
[Orange Candy] Got it [Purple Candy] kswl I am going to be so cute by the little couple ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhinging
So sweet. The writing is very comfortable.