Speaking of the topic of inter-species love,
Ji Xia, as one of the atypical representatives, also came to raise his hand.
He and his boyfriend are one example.
My boyfriend is a human, and he is a zombie.
But the boyfriend doesn't know his identity.
He usually hides very well, and apart from his love of eating ketchup and turning day and night upside down, he never shows any unusual behavior.
My relationship with my boyfriend has always been stable.
If nothing else happens, he believes that one day we can talk about a peaceful breakup.
Can bear fruit,
The accident happened anyway.
Less than three months into their relationship, he discovered that his boyfriend was cheating on her.
The cause was a phone call from a person named "Qin" late one night.
The boyfriend thought he was asleep and answered the call. He couldn't hear the voice clearly. He could only hear the boyfriend's muffled words: "Where are you?"
In the morning, I came back with a exhausted body.
Friends said this was cheating and cuckolding him.
Tell him that he can't bear it. Even if they break up, he must first find evidence of this scumbag's cheating and beat him to death.
Ji Xia always listened to his advice, and when her boyfriend went out again late at night, he disguised himself and followed her quietly.
Then I saw——
The boyfriend simply threw out two yellow talismans and stabbed the "woman" in the red dress with long hair touching the ground with a sword flower. Suddenly, ghosts screamed into the sky and the earth trembled.
Ji Xia: Σ( ° △ °|||)
Good news: My boyfriend didn't cheat on me.
Bad news: My boyfriend is a heavenly master!
Bad news +1: He broke two of his boyfriend's ribs before while hiding his identity. The boyfriend is catching him everywhere and vows to kill him.
A series of surprises hit the ground and Ji Xia was dizzy.
Sitting on ketchup all night long wondering what to do next?
Early the next morning,
Li Hang (Hang) was unilaterally separated from her when she came back from a trip and prepared to make breakfast for her young boyfriend because his ID numbers were different.
Li Xing: "!"
#What should I do if my wife wants to break up? #
#What a big deal, let's catch up again#
#My wife is a zombie? #
#Whatzombie? Where are the zombies? My wife? You must have read it wrong#
#Read that right? Did you read that right? What happened? The zombie is also my wife! #
[Attributes: Cute and cute zombie with explosive combat power VS Zombie's love brain Tianshi Gong that will make you spit it out in one bite]
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Gong is 30, and Shou is seven years younger than Gong on his ID card, but actually...
Modern ghost story, 1V1, HE
——Advance collection of "After hearing the voices of plants, the little deaf man agreed to get married and joined the marriage show"
Copywriting:
The cousin and his marriage partner both went missing.
After his parents died young, Wen Guizhou, who was adopted by his aunt since childhood, took up the banner and agreed to marry his single brother-in-law, the former movie star Jiang Du.
Once the news was released, it sparked heated discussions across the Internet.
Without him, it's just because one of them is deaf and the other is unable to walk.
Netizens commented: A deaf person and a disabled person are quite a match.
——
Shortly after their marriage, the two were invited to participate in a wedding show as a comparison group for popular celebrity couples.
Celebrity husband and wife, sweethearts and sweethearts, have a deep bond with each other, and their relationship is sweet and sweet. They are a powerful combination of a musical talent and a top idol.
On the other hand, the pair of Wen Guizhou were not familiar with each other, very unfamiliar. They treated each other politely like two strangers. In particular, Wen Guizhou is still an unknown college student. His hair blocks his eyes from seeing his face. He is deaf and can't hear other people's words. He can't even find the right camera.
You can imagine how tragic such a stark contrast is.
Even before the show started airing, many people flocked to the official WeChat account to laugh, waiting to see the wealthy plastic couple fall over.
Later——
Four groups of guests went to the water park together. Wen Guizhou, who was accidentally wet, smoothed back all the broken hair from his forehead with one hand, revealing his smooth, white and plump forehead and a thrilling face. His soaked white T-shirt clung to his waistline...
Ah ah ah! ! ! Brother, brother, look at me, look at me! Sihasha (drooling)~]
Husband? Husband!
[Ahahahahahahahahahaha, look at the actor Jiang, his eyes are so sticky that we can't even take it off.
Look! The tips of Zhouzhou's ears are red!
...
A clip, Wen Guizhou became popular.
Deaf and unable to hear?
[Congee can read lips! Why are the ears red again?
Can't find the lens?
[Hahaha, I'm full of criticism, don't be so unscrupulous just because you look good!
An unknown college student?
Sisters got it! A first-year botany graduate student at Yanda University broke the news that this is a senior in their key laboratory!
...
Others were uncovering more and more dirty information. It was Wen Guizhou's turn: Brother, we don't know what surprises you have.
Of course there is.
Wen Guizhou has a secret that he has never told anyone - he can hear the voices of plants.
The marriage scene,
Two pots of Strelitzia reginae with branches and leaves connected together: [Jiang Du, this boy, married to Congee. He is so beautiful, and he is still pretending to be reserved here. Wasn't he the one who persuaded his niece to run away just now?
Wen Guizhou:? !
Wedding show scene,
The free-stretching Sanwei Aoi: [What kind of bullshit music geniuses are not all copied. It's so disgusting, and you're here with a staff member... Ugh (I'm shaking).
Wen Guizhou: ...(Trembling along)
water park,
Planting mosquito repellent grass on both sides of the road: [Brother, stop planting, the leaves are about to be peeled off... Oooh, it's someone else who is greedy for your brain, not me (suck it).
Wen Guizhou grasped the broken hair on his forehead for a moment, then turned around and caught Jiang Du's gaze, which he had no time to retract.
——
After the variety show was aired, the response was good, and the cooperation between the two companies is progressing smoothly.
The cousin went round and round and was still with Miss Jiang, and Wen Guizhou's mission was considered completed.
That night, he tentatively proposed to end the contract.
As soon as the words left my mouth, my thoughts came from all directions:
Ah ah ah! ! ! No! Congee, I can't bear to leave you~]
[Congee, don't want Lao Gong, you want me, you want me, take me away.
[No, I'm going to cry.
[Lao Gong, please say something.
The man in the wheelchair stood up without warning and walked towards him step by step, speaking in unskilled sign language:
"Don't leave."
[Flirting without knowing it, the little prince is being attacked by VS abstinence, sultry, coquettish and black-bellied]
Intention: Abandon prejudice and face difficulties.
Reader comments
Tsk tsk tsk, scheming little junior brother
Hey, wait, my CPU is a little burned... Now it feels like this copy is a big collection of all the previous copies and Xiaobai's past. Mutation occurs every night, and the content of the mutation is exactly related to the previous copy... It is almost like this school is a testing ground for doctors. If the various copies of Infinite Carnival are regarded as mature games, then this school is like an environment or material library specially used to test the game... And from the transition point of view, it seems that everything that happened the day before was a dream. Speaking of which, I don't know how Xiaobai returned to the dormitory.
Tsk tsk tsk, scheming little junior brother
Hey, wait, my CPU is a little burned... Now it feels like this copy is a big collection of all the previous copies and Xiaobai's past. Mutation occurs every night, and the content of the mutation is exactly related to the previous copy... It is almost like this school is a testing ground for doctors. If the various copies of Infinite Carnival are regarded as mature games, then this school is like an environment or material library specially used to test the game... And from the transition point of view, it seems that everything that happened the day before was a dream. Speaking of which, I don't know how Xiaobai returned to the dormitory.