Xianyu Land God's Guide to Becoming a Regular

[Copy of this article]: After graduating from college, Xie Wuyi relied on his grandfather's connections to return to the village and temporarily serve as the land god. However, I can't hold myself up to the wall. For two consecutive years, I have been at the bottom of the city in terms of merit and incense, and I am still in the probation period. The latest time, 800 merit points were deducted for fighting. The city god couldn't bear it anymore and issued an ultimatum: if he has no achievements in another year, the Palace of Hell will kill him! It was a backdoor way through connections, but he was replaced in the end, which is really embarrassing. Xie Wuyi decided to turn over and move. At this time, the god of disaster came. There is still one year left before being officially expelled from immortality. - Countdown to the last year of being expelled: Xie Wuyi, the temple collapsed, and the red-clothed ghost who had been hiding for more than a hundred years showed up to eat him! Send it to the ghost world with your backhand, and get 800 merits! ? The cost of living is increasing day by day and the grocery store is deserted. The grocery store where he was originally the only one has moved in one after another. Two children, a snake, and a yellow leather child... Are as lively as a disco dancing on his head every day. The most terrible thing is that after the accident tied the red line with the god of disaster, irregular heartbeats occurred from time to time, and finally he knocked someone down after drinking! ! ! At the end of the year, Xie Wuyi shed tears of emotion when he received the notice of permanent employment and a marriage document, bringing his family with him. In one year, I have a job and a family, and no one can look at it without saying a word of envy. [Attributes: Human beauty, kindness, salty fish, land god scepter [Early Warning]: ◆Modern background, unit story, full text fiction, all nonsense. ◆The theme of the fairy tale is very refreshing and passionate. The unit story is mixed with warm and ordinary daily life. ◆The children in the copy are considered friends, not blood-related children. ◆I am very familiar with him. I am so familiar with him that I can even know the moles on his body and where he is sensitive. ◆It is not an amnesia story, the story of attack and suffering will be interspersed with the unit story. —— A sweet essay on modern ghosts "How to talk about different species?" Already open~ Copywriting: My boyfriend of less than three months cheated on me. Ji Xia first found out about this when a person named "Qin" called late one night. The boyfriend thought he was asleep and answered the call. He couldn't hear the voice on the other side clearly. He only heard the boyfriend's muffled words, "Where are you?" And "Stand there and don't move, I'll find you." Then he sneaked out of bed and left. Until morning, dragging a dry and exhausted body back. Friend: I'm wearing a cuckold all over my head, can I bear it? Ji Xia: No, I can't bear it at all. So when her boyfriend went out again late at night, Ji Xia disguised herself and followed him quietly, preparing to find evidence of this scumbag's cheating and beat him to death (in a physical sense). Until he saw—— The boyfriend simply threw out two yellow talismans and stabbed the "woman" in the red dress with long hair touching the ground with a sword flower. Suddenly, ghosts screamed into the sky and the earth trembled. Ordinary Millennium Zombie·Ji Xia: Σ( ° △ °|||) - My boyfriend is a Celestial Master and I am a zombie, what should I do? Early the next morning, Li Hang (Hang), who came back from catching ghosts and was going to make a love breakfast for her young boyfriend, was unilaterally separated because of different ID numbers. ◆ Li Hang's perspective: Work has been a bit busy recently, and several zombies appeared out of the blue and ran around, which made him unable to have a good intimacy with his little boyfriend for a long time. The little boyfriend who had to kiss him every day broke up with him angrily because of this. Just for this reason, the ID numbers are different... Or should he make a fake one to coax him? My brother-in-law who works in the police station: You are making false evidence, right? Come on, come with me. Or Li Xing's perspective: The fake certificate was not made, but the breakup was not complete. The little boyfriend's habit could not be changed for a while. He had to kiss him every morning, eat the dishes he cooked, and drink the tomato sauce he made. When Li Xing saw the hope of getting back together, he coaxed people to continue being with him. Unexpectedly, my little boyfriend burped after drinking a bag of ketchup and still shook his head. (Li Xing frantically pulled his hair and reflected on himself...) What went wrong? Small theater: During the period of seeking reconciliation, Ji Xia's identity was exposed. The heavenly masters pointed at the person opposite who was surrounded by a group of zombies and said heartbreakingly: "Did you see that your target is really a zombie! We didn't lie to you." Li Xing was so angry that he clenched his fists and gnashed his teeth at the zombie group opposite: "The one on the left in the back row, I'm talking about you! Why are you extending your claws randomly! That's my wife!!!" #What's wrong with zombies, I love them so much# Attributes: [Cute and cute zombie with explosive combat power VS Zombie chewing and chewing will make you spit out the love brain Tianshi Gong] Intention: Going up against all odds, reaching the top is just around the corner.