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Coming soon: "My Dad's a Scumbag, So I'll Replace Him" and "When the Empress Starts Optimizing the Workplace." Blurbs are below. If you're interested, please add them to your favorites~]
Socially anxious Ji Shu wakes up as a D-list celebrity, with a three-and-a-half-year-old child to raise!
The little one is sweet and well-behaved, with great emotional intelligence, and utterly adorable.
Ji Shu looks at the kid, then at her savings, and tearfully accepts an invitation to a dating reality show.
After the show is announced:
Netizen 1: The notorious troublemaker Ji Shu is changing things up this time. She's bringing a kid along to make trouble! I can't wait to see what kind of mess that brat will make of the show, crying and throwing tantrums!
But the little one doesn't cry or throw tantrums. Instead, the child becomes an instant sensation, giving flowers at a banquet and winning over all the female guests.
Netizen 2: Okay, but the kid is a proper little gentleman! Ji Shu's personal behavior has nothing to do with him!
Ji Shu is gorgeous and cool, but she blushes around strangers. The male guests, each with their own motives, also begin showering her with attention.
Netizen 3: Um... can I ship them just a little?
Ji Shu looks at the male guests and sheds a very insincere tear. "Actually, I haven't been able to let go of the child's father. I still love him."
The child's father is stunned. "She said she loves me!"
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Liu Huaixu, a cool and self-possessed tech tycoon, keeps himself pure and respectable, but he has a son.
The child's mother declares her love on the show, so he joins the dating program to claim his family.
But he has so many rivals. When one leaves, another appears.
Ji Shu is trapped in his arms, looking at him with innocent eyes.
Liu Huaixu can only ask helplessly, "Shushu, I'm jealous. Aren't you going to comfort me?"
Later:
Netizens discover that the couple they shipped are real, and that the little one may be their biological child.
Rubbing her aching back, Ji Shu types furiously: "Fake! Coincidence! The grass on the child's dad's grave is already three feet tall!"
Liu Huaixu: Who can relate? My wife keeps spreading rumors that I'm dead!
Notes:
1. The female lead is the child's biological mother.
2. A livestreamed dating show. Comments will make up a portion of the story.
3. To be added if I think of more, or if you have questions.
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Coming soon 1: "My Dad's a Scumbag, So I'll Replace Him"
Three-year-old orphan Caicai transmigrates into the daughter of the heroine of an angsty romance novel.
Her mother is gentle and naive, working tirelessly because she believes she can win back her philandering husband's heart.
But Caicai's scumbag father is obsessed with his lost first love, and his secretary is also his mistress.
Her kind-hearted mother can only hide in the kitchen, crying as she makes hangover soup for her scumbag husband.
The System tells Caicai that her mother, hopelessly in love, adores her scumbag father.
Caicai clenches her little fists and swears to save her love-struck mom!
Then the scumbag father's first love returns from abroad.
That night, he throws down divorce papers. "You're not fit to be Mrs. Shen. Sign these, and we'll have nothing more to do with each other."
Caicai's eyes light up. Here's her chance! "Mom and I want ten million in support. Please pay it all at once, Mr. Shen."
Early the next morning, an elated Caicai leads her heartbroken mother out of the Shen house, one hand holding her mom and the other pulling a little suitcase.
Everyone thinks Caicai and her mother will live in squalor and misery now that they've left Shen Zhixu.
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Word spreads that the noble Ji family has found the daughter who went missing as a child, but she has brought along a fatherless little girl.
Everyone says the Ji family could never accept them.
After all, the prestigious Ji family produces only outstanding descendants.
The eldest Ji son is a business prodigy who joined the family company while still at university and is now a famous CEO. The second son is a musical genius whose world-tour tickets are worth their weight in gold. The third son is the most down-to-earth and entered the entertainment industry, becoming the youngest Best Actor.
Their long-lost youngest daughter has accomplished nothing and brought along a burden. She can only bring shame to the family.
The next day, news breaks:
Caicai, the supposed burden, has received shares from her maternal grandfather, a huge villa from her grandmother, a private jet from her CEO uncle, a rare violin from her musician uncle, and an invitation to have her Best Actor uncle take her on a variety show!
Three-year-old Caicai is spoiled like a little princess!
Scumbag dad Shen Zhixu comes to film a show with his first love and begs Caicai not to offend the Ji family.
But as soon as he arrives, he sees Caicai holding Mom's hand with one hand and her uncle's with the other, grinning at him. "Uncle, please don't block the way."
Her scumbag dad is furious. "I'm your father!"
Caicai tilts her head. "Please don't claim random girls as your daughters."
Coming soon 2: "When the Empress Starts Optimizing the Workplace"
After dying from overwork, Shen Yunzhi transmigrates into a book.
She becomes the empress of Xia, a dynasty with a famously impoverished emperor. The empress has a miserable life: she not only uses her dowry to subsidize the emperor, but eats three meals a day without meat or soup, until she eventually works herself to death.
Shen Yunzhi looks at the empty treasury, the pickled vegetables on the table, the emperor's repeatedly mended undershirt, and the three thousand beautiful, lavishly dressed women in the imperial harem. In the end, she decides to put her professional skills to use and discuss a harem management partnership agreement with the emperor.
That very day, Shen Yunzhi holds a harem meeting and announces the first cost-cutting strategy:
Stabilize the core workforce. Save on hiring costs through resource exchanges, optimize the concubines, and keep a close eye on ROI.
So, in order to keep their trusted subordinates and their jobs, the consorts sign exploitative contracts and work carefully every day to earn promotions.
As soon as the new system starts showing results, Shen Yunzhi organizes a second harem meeting and announces the second cost-cutting strategy:
Introduce flat management and flexible working hours, and make full use of existing resources. In other words, open up new career paths in the imperial garden, the fish pond, and other places. Each palace should focus on its own area and provide for itself through its own efforts.
So the consorts start growing vegetables, feeding chickens, raising fish, and embroidering. They become self-sufficient and send fresh ingredients to the empress's palace in hopes of earning praise.
Shen Yunzhi is satisfied and organizes the first harem team-building event.
The emperor, so poor he has to patch his clothes: Actually, you can buy promotions here too. Would you consider it?
Theme: Live in the present and keep your feet on the ground.
The "result" is a big thorn in the side of the author~
I took it
I stayed up late to read it, it was so good!
Hey, this kind of woman is really speechless
^·^ Available in advance, come and take a look~
Preview 1: "The stepmother of a wealthy family became famous after she failed in the baby variety show"
The sensible boy and his rebellious stepmother~
Pre-release 2: "The marriage partner first got married and then fell in love"
Is the whole world waiting for us to get divorced?
I can't deviate!
Preview 3: "The cannon fodder female supporting role in the period novel refuses to marry the male protagonist"
Whoever wants to eat this bitterness will eat it, but I won't eat it!
When did Gu Yuyan go offline? I feel upset when I see it.
"Wang Xinran" gave the author a big worm~
Hello Feng Zhi! Hello director Zhang Jing! The one with the surname Gu and the one with the surname Wang are bad! ! ! ! !
"Leadership" gave the author a big bug~
Mianmian, you're welcome~ It's great, the writing is very beautiful! ! !
If you do it with your own hands, it can be considered a success~ Sure enough, the more serious a person looks on the outside, the more...
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I Am the Only Ordinary Person in the Whole Family
Trust Your Wife
The Cannon Fodder Female Supporting Role in a Period Novel Refuses to Marry the Male Protagonist
After Marrying the Young Lady
The Stepmother of a Wealthy Family Became Famous in Her Baby Show
Dressed as the Cannon Fodder Ex-Wife of the Villain Boss
My Whole Family Was Reborn, but I Transmigrated Into a Book
After Moving in with a Man Who Might Be My Blind Date
My Husband's Script Turned Out to Be About Being Reborn
The Gentleman Who Would Never Divorce [Republican Era]
The "result" is a big thorn in the side of the author~ I took it
I stayed up late to read it, it was so good!
Hey, this kind of woman is really speechless
^·^ Available in advance, come and take a look~ Preview 1: "The stepmother of a wealthy family became famous after she failed in the baby variety show" The sensible boy and his rebellious stepmother~ Pre-release 2: "The marriage partner first got married and then fell in love" Is the whole world waiting for us to get divorced? I can't deviate! Preview 3: "The cannon fodder female supporting role in the period novel refuses to marry the male protagonist" Whoever wants to eat this bitterness will eat it, but I won't eat it!
When did Gu Yuyan go offline? I feel upset when I see it.
"Wang Xinran" gave the author a big worm~
Hello Feng Zhi! Hello director Zhang Jing! The one with the surname Gu and the one with the surname Wang are bad! ! ! ! !
"Leadership" gave the author a big bug~
Mianmian, you're welcome~ It's great, the writing is very beautiful! ! !
If you do it with your own hands, it can be considered a success~ Sure enough, the more serious a person looks on the outside, the more...