Forced to Become Someone's Moonlight, I Casually Give Up

The evil, unscrupulous System forced me to transmigrate into Bungou Stray Dogs and do missions, but didn't give me a single ability!

I've given up. I've decided to become an author who writes cheesy, cringe-worthy stories starring famous literary figures, just to get their attention. I want them to be unable to forget me (or my stories), and to toss and turn whenever they think of me! (gritting my teeth)

With that in mind, I picked up my pen and went after the hot guys of Bungou Stray Dogs.

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[Dazai Osamu is a chicken drumstick, a fragrant, crispy fried chicken drumstick.]

[Nakahara Chuuya was once the Dragon King of Yokohama. His friends betrayed him! His subordinates drove him out! The once proud and arrogant Dragon King was forced to wander the streets, lose his memory, and become a starving Chihuahua.]

[In the freezing cold of Siberia, Fyodor was bitten hard by Chihuahua Chuuya. Infected by the virus, he lost his mind, human by day and dog by night.]

[Mother! Akutagawa Ryunosuke gazed at Dazai Osamu with a broken heart. Mother, don't you remember me?]

And just like that, I successfully reached the pinnacle of life by doing nothing, becoming Yokohama's beloved moonlight!

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Content warnings:

1. Everyone gets put through the wringer. OOC characterization.

2. No pairings in the story. The female lead is a chaotic, fun-loving troublemaker.

3. There's no fixed plot. I write whatever comes to mind.

Theme: Do good deeds, starting with yourself.