Why Does the Princess I Saved Have Horns?

Advance reservations are listed below the blurb. If you're interested, please add them to your collection!

1. The Crown Prince Is So in Love: a bewitching palace maid (?) as the bottom, and a mad crown prince as the top

2. The God’s Only Believer Decides to Slack Off: a good-for-nothing god as the top, and a breathtaking high priest as the bottom

Blurb:

Luo Xing, a trainee hero, spots a job posting on the bounty board:

Hero wanted to rescue a princess from a dragon's castle. Requirements:

Level: Beginner

Height: 185 cm

Weight: 65 kg

Hair: Blonde

Eyes: Green

Are they hiring a hero or a husband? Just as he is about to complain, he sees the reward: fifty thousand gold coins.

Luo Xing: I can do this job.

When he finally reaches the dragon's castle,

there is no dragon in sight.

Only a handsome young man in splendid clothes stands in the hall.

Everything fits except the gender.

Luo Xing: Prin... uh... Princess, I've come to rescue you. Come with me.

The black-haired young man says nothing and follows him onto the horse.

Everything goes smoothly.

Except...

Why does this princess have horns?!

x

The dragon has lived alone in his castle for over a thousand years.

Princesses, treasure, fear, screams...

As the years pass, the pleasure they bring grows less and less.

Until one day,

when he is bored out of his mind in the castle,

a little blond dumpling appears before him, fidgeting with his fingers at his chest, his face full of shyness. H-hello. Could I use your bathroom?

In the twentieth year,

the dragon sits on the balcony, gazing into the distance. It's been so long. Surely that little blond dumpling has grown up by now?

He takes a leisurely sip of lemonade and posts a bounty:

Hero wanted to rescue a princess from a dragon's castle...

Content warnings:

* The author has made up a mountain of details

* A silly, comedic style. Don't take it too seriously

* The top will use a secret identity to raise the bottom as a kid

* If you have a problem, yell at the author, not the characters!

Advance reservation 1: The Crown Prince Is So in Love

Su Jingchen never expected that he would enter the palace one day.

As a palace maid, no less :)

His younger sister was supposed to enter the palace, but she eloped with her husband-to-be, leaving him no choice but to take her place.

Fortunately, he was born beautiful, with delicate features and a pair of captivating, soulful eyes.

His mother said the imperial palace was a place that devoured people.

An old palace maid even said the Eastern Palace was just as dangerous as the Underworld.

But...

The second prince's osmanthus and fox nut cakes were delicious.

The naan and roast leg of lamb General Huo brought back from the border had a unique flavor.

The peach blossom wine from the Minister of the Secretariat was sweet and mellow.

Even the imperial guard by the emperor's side would blush and offer him a flower cake bestowed by His Majesty whenever they met.

Life was so wonderful,

except

"Who gave this to you?"

Crown Prince Xiao Yu steps out from a corner of the rear garden. His handsome, innocent face is perfectly serene, and a smile plays on his lips.

Su Jingchen stares blankly. "M-Minister He."

"Oh, him." His smile grows brighter. "Good. Throw the wine into the river right now."

The next day,

Minister He is publicly impeached by the crown prince in the main hall. That evening, unable to take it any longer, he hangs himself.

So Su Jingchen continues to tread carefully every day, hoping only for the day he can leave the palace.

At last, that day arrives.

As the princes fight for the throne, the wicked crown prince is deposed by the emperor, and the Eastern Palace gets a new master.

Su Jingchen bribes a guard amid the chaos, hastily packs a few clothes, and tries to slip away.

Unfortunately, he is stopped before he can even leave the side hall.

The crescent moon hangs in the sky, its light and shadows mingling.

A man in fitted clothes stands behind the door, his black hair tied high. His expression is calm, and his voice so gentle it seems to drip with tenderness.

"A Chen, could it be... you want to abandon me too?"

2. Advance reservation: The God’s Only Believer Decides to Slack Off

The god's sole believer, a chief high priest, as the bottom x a proud, good-for-nothing god as the top

Gods are born from human faith and die when they lose their believers.

As the ages change, more and more new gods appear, taking away a large part of people's faith.

The old gods gradually vanish into the river of time.

x

The first rays of morning sunlight pass through the glazed roof tiles and fall upon the statues in the temple.

The man's long, smooth hair falls down his back. His tall, slender frame is hidden beneath a loose, dark blue priest's robe.

He kneels before the statue, eyes tightly shut, murmuring: By the name of the Xavier family, I, Theodore, swear that I will follow the God of Illusions forever and be his most loyal believer.

A moment later, a handsome man materializes from the statue. "If you truly wish to prove your loyalty to me, use your position as high priest to win over the people and make them all follow me."

Theodore sneers: Dream on. If not for the tradition passed down by my family for thousands of years, who would worship a good-for-nothing like you?

x

The God of Illusions casually gathers his silver hair behind him, his handsome face full of disdain. "What is this Creator God, anyway? When I ruled the continent, he hadn't even formed his divine core. Now he dares to challenge me?!"

Theodore: "Get a grip. You have only one believer now, and that's me. He has five million."

"So what? Aren't you the chief high priest of the continent? Taking down five million people should be a piece of cake."

Theodore: "??? You might as well just destroy the world."

Reader's guide:

A silly author writing without thinking. Don't take it too seriously.

Theme: Love life