The Detective Conan World, and Me the Scientist

[My next upcoming story, "We're Pros at Screwing Over Our Teammates," is introduced below. Sending love!] My name is Sheng Weilai. My brother is Sheng Zhangren, a brilliant genius from the Elite Victory Team. The person beside me is Ignis, who calls himself the universe's greatest treasure hunter. Right now, we're crouched in a cafe called Poirot in Beika Town, waiting for the police to question us. "This planet may not have any Dark Giants or invading monsters, but I swear these humans are way scarier!" Hearing the culprit being led away by the police let out a strange laugh, Ignis shuddered. I totally agree. From what I've seen, the humans on this planet are very... well... quick to settle their scores. In the literal sense. At first, as an alien who had wandered into this world, my greatest dream was to become an ordinary Earthling and live an ordinary life. So can someone tell me why my classmate can make an utterly ordinary tennis ball produce such spectacular effects? In Yokohama next door, ability users punch dragons and kick white tigers. The person I casually rescued from a river, who enjoys being in the water, is full of secrets. With my telepathy, even glimpsing a fraction of their thoughts leaves me trembling. And don't even get me started on that detective who saw through my true identity at a glance. In this world full of inexplicable phenomena, I, an alien, am somehow the most scientifically plausible thing around... This story is also known as "The Incredible Feuds I Witnessed," "Tennis with Special Effects," "The Alien Girl Never Gives Up," and "The Only Scientifically Plausible One Is Me." P.S. 1. The timeline is chaotic, so OOC is inevitable. Everything serves the plot. 2. No couples in the main story. Extras are undecided. [Coming Soon] "We're Pros at Screwing Over Our Teammates" Suzumiya Rin survived a terrifying escape game thanks entirely to her four legendary teammates. The friendly, sunny-looking swordsman who is actually a cold, antisocial personality. Itachi, the exact opposite of the swordsman: cold on the outside, but gentle at heart. Oda Sakunosuke, who looks a little airheaded but is actually a retired assassin. And a curly-haired police officer who sticks out like a sore thumb among them. Compared to these people, even Rin's classmate Yukimura, who can smash through a chain-link fence with a tennis ball, seems ordinary. Then, after an accident... As Rin and Yukimura stand in the Hunter world, marveling at how rough and tough everyone is, the swordsman hurls his little devil phone at another handsome blond man with dark skin. On the video, Matsuda, with his unruly curls and cocky expression, is being chased by a huge tiger... Oda Sakunosuke, who could probably help Matsuda out of trouble, is sitting stock-still on top of an enormous tanuki. The sickly Uchiha, eyes red, faints in front of a boy wearing a mustard-yellow tracksuit, claiming he knows nothing. Bonus Scene The interdimensional squad demonstrates how to screw over your teammates! Swordsman: Little Rin, can you see that well-dressed transfo... I mean, my leader, up ahead? The two who almost got cut into pieces by a clown who appeared out of nowhere: ... Matsuda: Swordsman, do you see that blond, dark-skinned gorilla up ahead? The swordsman, now sporting silver handcuffs in a Public Security jail cell: ... Oda Sakunosuke: Matsuda, Dazai's a good kid. I'm sure he'll help you. Matsuda, who has been stripped bare by the slime guy: ... Itachi: Oda Sakunosuke, my little brother is innocent and adorable, blah blah blah. (An unstoppable stream of big-brother devotion.) Oda Sakunosuke, rewarded with a lightning strike: ... Itachi, enjoying the boys' attentive service despite being completely out of place in the scene: If only Sasuke could live in this world. Theme: With family and friends, everyday life can be wonderful, too.