Livestreaming Deliveries to Famous Figures of Huaxia

[Everyone is OOC / lighthearted / fictionalized history-inspired / written by an author whose brain has short-circuited] [This story is not suitable for fans to read. If you insist, disarm any weapons aimed at the author, then read safely with medical personnel present.] One day, a strange livestream appeared. The streamer claimed to be a courier who could deliver packages to their recipients, no matter how ridiculous the location. Someone didn't believe him, so they called a delivery service and sent a package, saying, "If you can get this thing into the recipient's own hands, I'll get on my knees and call you Dad!" And so, in full view of everyone: Cao Xueqin received a package demanding an update: You! Finish Dream of the Red Chamber first! Gao E received a threat: You! Don't you dare write a sequel! The Ancestral Dragon received a steel pipe: Your Majesty! Spin it all you want! This thing's slippery! Everyone's waiting to see you twirl it! Viewers: "…" Only belatedly did people take another look at the livestream's description: "Western Heaven Express: Delivering on Our Promise!" Huh? Wait, are you actually serious? [Leaving an electronic wooden fish here. Merit +1 -1 +1 -1 +1...] #Before You Read# 1. Goofy and lighthearted. The deliveries all go to parallel worlds. It's just a parody, for fun. 2. Don't fight in the comments. Love and peace. (If you absolutely must argue, I can tap out a rhythm on a wooden fish for you.) 3. A short, simple story. Very short, and it'll be over quickly. Theme: Work hard and create a better life