The Five Tiger Generals: as the name suggests, five vicious tigers who kill without batting an eye...
Transmigration through time: as the name suggests, modern people going back to ancient times to muddle through life...
But of all the ways she could have transmigrated, she just had to be done in by a dose of euthanasia. And of all the places she could have ended up, she just had to land in an era where every handsome man had turned into an older guy.
It turns out the Romance of the Three Kingdoms can't be trusted. Liu Bei, supposedly devastatingly handsome, and Zhao Yun, supposedly brave enough to wield a long spear with ease, are all nonsense, complete nonsense!
Still, at least she has a place to stay in Liangzhou, where Qiang soldiers roam.
He has one-quarter Qiang blood, a high nose bridge, and lips pressed into a fine line. His Dragon's Cry spear sweeps through the air with a series of roars, his white robe and silver armor darting among countless enemies.
The first time he sees her, he says, "Don't touch my horse. It's a warhorse."
The second time he sees her, he says, "Stop running around. You'll only cause me trouble."
The third time he sees her, he says, "I'll marry you. Whether you're willing is up to you."
They say he murdered his father and is heartless. They say he's a traitorous rebel. But in her eyes, he's just a man, the man who belongs to her.
Through wind and rain, the past drifts away like clouds and smoke. In the chaotic Three Kingdoms era, where can peace be found?
[Volume One is full of rambling nonsense as I visit the heroes of the Three Kingdoms, all older guys. If you're eager to meet Little Ma, start with Volume Two.]
After much indecision, I've decided to stick with the original first-person narration. If there's anything you don't understand... just treat it like a brain teaser. It's summer vacation, so it's good to give your brain a little exercise now and then~
Good grief, fine, Little Ma really is a super-obscure choice...
Note: Records of the Three Kingdoms is a work of history, while Romance of the Three Kingdoms is a novel... This story belongs to the genre of making things up and spouting complete nonsense...
Whether it's the Qing dynasty or the Three Kingdoms era, both are times full of handsome men. But Xiaoxiao only wants one, and you alone are enough.
Those who like multiple romances, please go elsewhere.
[Background music from the online game Red Cliff: "Red Leaves of Xiliang Forest"]
A guide to this story:
1. This is a ridiculous story set in the Three Kingdoms era.
2. This is a ridiculous story where all the heroes of the Three Kingdoms have turned into older guys.
3. This is a ridiculous story that completely ignores Chen Shou and Luo Guanzhong.
4. This is a "non-mainstream" ridiculous story that ignores all the other heroes and great men.
5. This is a ridiculous story born from Xiaoxiao's endless daydreaming whenever she gets bored.
Little Ma is a forgotten hero, forgotten by Comrade Luo Guanzhong, forgotten by Comrade ____. So Xiaoxiao is rising up! Come on, comrades, let's watch Ma Mengqi live out a life of soaring ambition.
This story celebrates the day I was finally freed and gained my freedom. So I'm offering it to Heaven, with Little Ma as the sacrifice.
↑ A very stupid old abandoned story ↑ A new story I wrote on a whim
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Take the quiz: Which warlord would you most likely serve in the Three Kingdoms?
Yan Xiao's composition:
Yellow Turbans: 32.92%
Ma Teng: 21.41%
Shanyue: 19.66%
Sima Yan (Jin): 15.75%
Liu Bei (Shu): 7.52%
Become the leader myself: 2.75%
The Yellow Turbans?! Good grief~~~~ Just let me follow Ma Teng instead…
These blurbs just keep getting longer and longer. ╮(╯▽╰)╭
It's been 12 years... It's such a deep hole, I cry
That Dong X won't exist forever, let's get rid of her when the time comes.
I don't rush, I just sit back and wait.
Oh my god, oh my god, it's a sofa!!!!!!!! Wow Kaka It's okay, come on, come on, we're waiting for you
It ended on the boat scene that I was most looking forward to. . . So unscrupulous!
Why haven't you updated after waiting for so many days?!
Oh my god, it's already on the list but it hasn't been updated yet. The author is not afraid of being blacklisted.
You're ok Once the abuse reaches a certain level, it's better not to abuse the whole tank Cui Wen! ~
Meat! These two are too slow. I already have a mistress, but no sexual intercourse yet.
The heroine is so useless! Get your lunch box early!