Salted Fish Cub is the Team Pet in an Unlimited Game

Gu Lin is a divine beast cub not yet two years old. He transmigrates into a horror game and wobbles whenever he tries to walk.

The other players and the viewers in the livestream are stunned. Holy crap, a player this tiny? Did the System make a mistake?

Is this really not a childcare channel?

He's so tiny. Won't the ghosts gobble him up by the handful?!

The little darling is so adorable that the livestream audience squeals over him every day.

The players all scramble to hold him, anxiously watching him struggle to walk steadily.

But who could have guessed that this little cub would come in first every single time?!

Mermaid Town

Disguised as a mermaid, Gu Lin turns into a little mermaid cub and wriggles forward on his belly. He's so lazy that he can't crawl even a meter in half an hour, and in the end he just lies down on the blanket and falls asleep.

Livestream chat: ... We... really want to raise one QAQ

Gu Lin wants to get the little pearls formed from mermaid tears, so he challenges a young merman to see who can cry first.

They go at it for ages. His tummy is already rumbling, but the other guy still hasn't cried.

Gu Lin lets out a loud wail first, wiping his tears with his little hands. "I don't want to play with you anymore!"

The young merman comforts and cuddles him, then accepts his fate and goes to get him some little pearls.

Psychiatric Hospital

Gu Lin plays the youngest psychiatric patient. Even the doctor NPCs put away their fangs and turn kind. They ask why he came here.

The cub says, "Big Brother had no food, so I wanted to cook myself for him to eat. Big Brother said I was sick. I told him if he cooked me a few more times, that would kill the germs, but he didn't believe me."

Doctor: !!

The cub lowers his head sadly. "When I get better, Big Brother can eat me, right?"

Doctor: ...?!

No, no, that still isn't allowed.

Livestream chat:

[The cub is so good. His big brother has no heart.]

[If I were his big brother, I'd eat the cub one bite at a time, one bite at a time.]

[Fly bravely, little cub! Auntie will always be with you!]

* A pampered little cub story, childhood friends

* Writing is hard. Thanks for supporting the original, meow OvO

Coming soon: Why Is Junior Brother Like That? Please add it to your collection~

After transmigrating into a book, Ling Qing binds himself to a restriction System.

The System gives him all sorts of explicit tasks, including but not limited to:

Confess to his master in public;

Insist on climbing into his master's bed every night;

Spread rumors everywhere that he and his master are in a relationship;

Pretend to be frail and lie in his master's arms for a full hour before getting up;

Throw a tantrum and beg to become cultivation partners with his master...

The cultivation world is stunned, and his senior brothers and sisters are so busy gossiping that they forget to practice:

Why is Junior Brother like that???

His master, however, remains as calm as ever, unmoved as an iceberg.

But just as Ling Qing finishes reciting the line asking to become cultivation partners, before he even has a chance to wipe his sweat...

His master calmly sets down his teacup and actually agrees. "All right. As you wish."

The onlookers: Aaaah!!!

Ling Qing: Huh???

Is this right?

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Later, under the System's tasks, Ling Qing fakes his death and goes off to win over other men.

Shen Suxue finally loses his composure. He nearly falls to the demonic path, goes berserk, and turns the Three Realms upside down, all to drag him back.

Shen Suxue strokes his slender, pale neck, unrestrained desire plain in his eyes. "Qingqing, have I been spoiling you too much all these years?"

Ling Qing, who can't even get out of bed in the days that follow, thinks back to when he could still walk by leaning on the wall. Only then does he realize his master had actually been holding back all along.

[Master: an icy, abstinent man on the outside, but addicted in truth; top x Disciple: all dirty talk on the outside, completely inexperienced in truth; bottom]

Theme: Don't judge people by their appearance.