Blurb:
Zhou Song transmigrated into ancient times as a fetus and spent over a decade there before suddenly realizing he was living inside a Qidian novel.
As a cannon-fodder man in The Powerful Minister, he married Yu Jing's most beloved sister, Yu Yiyi, but treated her with utter cruelty and spent his days frequenting brothels. After Yu Yiyi died young, Zhou Song was hung from the city wall by Yu Jing, a sister-obsessed man, as a memorial to his beloved family member.
Zhou Song: Huh?
He looked at Yu Yiyi, who had come to propose with the marriage contract between the Zhou and Yu families in hand, squeezed his eyes shut, and nearly passed out.
With no other choice, he pointed wildly through tearful eyes and blurted, "I'm gay. I want to marry him."
Yu Jing, who had specially disguised himself as a guard only to be pointed at: Heh.
Yu Jing was ruthless and calculating. In his previous life, he rose to become a powerful minister, only to lose his sister. He never expected that, in this life, through a twist of fate, he would marry his own foolish brother-in-law from his previous life.
He thought things would be just like last time, but after they married, that idiot turned out to be exceptionally clingy. Whenever he couldn't see Yu Jing, he would weep and sob uncontrollably.
"W-why did you take so long to come, dear?"
Yu Jing: ...Tch.
Then one day, he heard Zhou Song bragging to his friends while drunk: "What do you know? Of course my wife loves me so much he can't help himself. I only like his face, hahaha."
Yu Yiyi was worried that her cold and distant older brother, who had somehow gotten married, wouldn't be happy. But then she happened to catch the two of them bickering.
At the tense moment, she saw her usually aloof and composed brother looking utterly tender as he gently kissed the husband in his arms and apologized.
"I'm sorry. It's all my fault. Please don't be mad, okay?"
Yu Yiyi: OvO
Extra scene:
Yu Jing recently noticed that Zhou Song was acting strange. Every day, he would look at him and think of someone else.
"Why do you look a little like that person? No, no, that's not good."
"Ah, you have a mole there too. No, no, that won't do."
"You like eating this too? I'll change that, I'll change that."
Yu Jing's eyes brimmed with murderous intent. "Husband, who is this person you're talking about?"
Zhou Song hesitated, leaned closer, and whispered, "I'll tell you in secret. Don't tell anyone else."
"Your old boss, Yu Jing!"
Yu Jing: ...That was close. I almost didn't stop myself from drawing my blade.
P.S. The story is entirely fictional. The gong is not a good person, and he's a little crazy and a little dog-like.
1v1, both are virgins. No personal attacks, please.
Upcoming Novel
I'm a Bus Driver
Blurb:
Yan Jiao is an ordinary wage earner. One word sums him up: poor.
One day, after accidentally clicking on a shady ad, he got bound to a bizarre app.
"Ding! Lucky Bus App kindly reminds you, Driver, that you have the following missions to complete:
[Beginner Mission 1: Use the 'bus' to carry at least one ghost passenger within three days. Reward: 100 ghost coins. Penalty: Deduct 5,000 yuan.]
[Beginner Mission 2: Use the 'bus' to carry at least one nonhuman passenger within three days. Reward: 100 nonhuman coins. Penalty: Deduct 5,000 yuan.]
[Beginner Mission 3: Do not reveal that you are a living driver for seven days. Reward: 500 ghost coins. Penalty: Lose 30 days of your lifespan.]"
Yan Jiao, who was terrified of the supernatural: ...What are you babbling about? Do you even know there's an exchange rate between ghost coins and yuan? This is completely upside down!
Three days later, the poor wage slave, whose bank balance had dropped by 10,000 yuan, tremulously climbed up to the bus controls.
Hello? Are there any ghosts? Bus 699 is about to depart!
In the year 5079 of the interstellar era, the universe was vast, planetary resources were depleted, and civilization had fallen into ruin.
Powerful nonhuman races and mysterious ghosts held dominion, while oppressed humanity could only eke out a living in the cracks.
Planet 1460 was an ordinary one among countless abandoned planets. It was home to violent mutant beings exiled by the Federation and ghosts with nowhere else to go.
For years, the two sides had clashed constantly, locked in bitter hostility, while humans were oppressed at every turn.
One day, both the nonhumans and the ghosts were astonished to find a battered, rusty heap of metal appearing at the border between their territories, coming and going as it pleased: Bus 699.
Nonhumans: It looks human, but it must be a ghost in disguise. Kill it!
Ghosts: It looks human, but it must be a nonhuman in disguise. Kill it!
Humans: It sure looks human, but it can't have been us, right? Let's kill it too!
Yan Jiao, struggling to survive: ...Please be nice to me.jpg
Only later did everyone realize that riding this drab, gray bus, driven by this extraordinary driver, could take you wherever you wanted to go.
Advanced planets, hidden paradises, other people's dreams, even another timeline...
The nonhumans and ghosts exchanged glances, then immediately started arguing over the comms: "You nonhumans/ghosts have no shame! This is our ghost/nonhuman hero!"
The bus became an instant sensation throughout the interstellar world. Passengers lined up to get on, creating a huge stir.
"Let me on! I'm the only daughter who was cheated out of her inheritance. I want to go back a decade and cut off that scumbag's third leg!"
"I'm the real or fake young master who was switched at birth. I want to go to a higher-level planet and take back the life that should have been mine!"
Everyone shared their wishes, eagerly carrying severed limbs to use as bus fare.
But just then, the seemingly delicate driver smiled faintly and punched a malicious ghost who was trying to force its way onto the bus into oblivion. He then politely reminded the passengers:
"We don't accept organs. The fare is two yuan.
"No forming cliques or discriminating against people with disabilities.
"Please dress appropriately and don't dirty the seats.
"You there, you look like you care about cleanliness. You can ride for free this time."
Ghosts and nonhumans: Humans, yuan, so expensive! Wait, you're human!
Humans: Hahahaha, thank goodness it's yuan. Wait, hold on, you're human?!
Theme: Live with kindness in your heart
I think the author's writing is very attractive, and the previous writing is also very good. I don't know if it's because I have some writing difficulties or what I'm doing, but the rest of the writing feels a bit anticlimactic.
Tied up every day, just treat your lover as an object that can be disposed of at will It can never be achieved. I want you to be unable to sleep at night as you recall the fingerprints on your lover's neck that were pinched out by your deadly hands every day in the future. You will wake up from a nightmare at midnight, and your mind will be filled with those tearful eyes of death and fear... (I have no objection to the great writing! Please add a few more chapters, Yu Jing can do anything (bushi))
Damn, you plan to update it every few weeks [changed]
It ended too suddenly, without any preparation.
Is there no follow-up? It was a pity that we finally reconciled and didn't order any extras T∧T
Why is this like this? How dare that businessman embarrass the young master of the Hou family, whose family is serving in the Ministry of Justice? He really killed him 💔 and even took himself on board when he came to rescue him. Where is his secret guard? He can get back more rare objects than the Shen family who has been going to sea. What about the power in his hands? How could he be so miserable 😭
I like it so much. Please update it soon. Wow, I want to eat this food 😭 😭
Teacher, teacher, I plan to update every few days, please ask [Let me be healthy]
The teacher plans to give updates every few days [Let me be healthy]
To tell the truth... I'm afraid you're going to turn into Brother Po Fang 🐶