Also titled After I Succeeded in My Conquests, All the Male Supporting Characters Worked for Me and Playing the God in Ancient Times
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Meng Fuyi transmigrated with a System for conquering men, the kind that collects romantic partners.
As a newcomer, she got one chance to draw a prize. As the System listed options such as "beauty that could captivate a fish and make geese fall from the sky," "a fragrance as subtle as orchids," "the ability to leap over rooftops," and "peach blossoms everywhere," she waved her little hand and four words appeared before her:
Hear All Things.
The System pitied her. "What terrible luck. Out of all those great options, you got nothing. This skill is different from mind reading. You can only hear what plants and animals say."
Meng Fuyi thought it sounded pretty good. "No, you're thinking too small."
The System: I have a bad feeling about this.
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Later, in order to complete her missions, Meng Fuyi began collecting people.
With each person she brought home, her life got a little better.
[See that villain? You have to reform him! Care for him! Warm him up! Make him one of your fish, understand?]
Meng Fuyi nodded. Got it, got it.
She brought the villain back to a shabby wooden shack with nothing in it. Some time later, he had turned over a new leaf. He chopped firewood, dug up vegetables, and cooked every day. He could whip up all sorts of delicious food and even learned to repair the house. He had become a good fish indeed.
[See that male supporting character? Conquer him and make him unable to live without you.]
Meng Fuyi: Don't worry. Leave it to me.
She brought the male supporting character back to a bandit's den. Some time later, he was growing vegetables, working the fields, and raising livestock. He had mastered it all and could no longer bear to be apart from her.
[See that vicious cannon fodder character? Save him and make him love you devotedly.]
Meng Fuyi: Sure.
She brought the cannon fodder character back to a golden palace. Some time later, the vicious character was utterly devoted to her, longing to offer up his wholehearted loyalty.
The System watched these fish, who kept calling Meng Fuyi a goddess, and was dumbfounded.
[I am a System for conquering men! Is this how you do it? Have you shown me any respect at all?]
Meng Fuyi, who had never lifted a finger to do housework: Hee hee hee.
Theme: Everyone is one of a kind.