Using Interstellar Junk to Become a God in Ancient Times

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Synopsis:

Dasti, a citizen of the interstellar age, transmigrates to a barren ancient world plagued by natural disasters, with nothing but a trash bin to her name.

She thought she was as good as dead, but it turns out interstellar trash becomes a precious resource here. She even becomes a goddess in the eyes of people in both worlds?!

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Interstellar nutritional supplements have held the top spot on the worst-products list ever since they were developed. No one would buy them, even with discounts and special offers.

But in the ancient world, people go wild for them. Who cares if they taste awful? Everyone fights to get their hands on them. Just one little bottle can keep you from going hungry for days!

They also leave people full of energy and glowing with health. The village's frail young scholar studies through the night as if running on pure adrenaline, and an old woman can work three miles without getting tired!

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The Zerg, the interstellar enemy, have battled the people of the stars for hundreds of rounds, relying on their thick shells and toughness. The people of the stars have cursed them for ten thousand years.

Yet the dead Zerg's remains are treated as treasures by the people of the ancient world. Their shells can be made into armor that no blade or spear can pierce, and that no blow can break through.

Weapons forged from their legs are unstoppable, mightier than legendary swords. One stab kills a single enemy; two stabs take down a whole bunch.

Zerg are great! Every part of them is a treasure!

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Even the cheap insecticide that can't handle interstellar Zerg can easily deal with tiny locusts here...

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With a steady supply of interstellar (trash) goods, this low-productivity world is transformed from the ground up.

The wheat in the fields grows taller than people, its heavy ears bending low. Border cities become fortified with steel and concrete, and the people live in a paradise far removed from the world...

Overwhelmed with emotion, everyone believes they have discovered the truth: a goddess! Dasti must be the legendary messenger of the gods! These must be precious treasures from the immortal realm!

So they write it all down, and their records are passed down for a thousand years:

[...All people suffered in misery, and Heaven took pity on them, sending a divine messenger to bless them and work miracle after miracle. Wherever she went, followers gathered in droves. At her side was a curious black beast called a "machine." Its belly held countless treasures, and it could relieve the woes of all...]

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Ordinary interstellar citizen Dasti: ???

You probably won't believe this, but with nothing but junk from my trash bin, I somehow got called a goddess. I have a palace and statues, offerings and worship, stories in the history books, and countless people chanting my praises every day.

[Golden finger, brainless wish fulfillment + fake goddess + a touch of ensemble cast and world-building]

Coming soon: Professional Drama Queen, Eight-Figure Annual Salary

Luo Hongshao transmigrates into the story just as it is coming to an end.

She is the villainous playgirl who dated several men at once, only to have her lies exposed and her true nature revealed to the male leads.

Meanwhile, the heroine has won the male leads' hearts, and they all compete for her attention.

Under the male leads' hateful glares, Luo Hongshao stays perfectly calm and starts a class: "How to Rate Men. Master-level, hands-on experience that will show you why you don't measure up."

"No guarantees you'll learn or pass. Classes run on my schedule, and anyone who nags gets blocked. How much you learn depends entirely on your own ability. No refunds for the stupid."

As soon as word gets out, competition is fierce and every spot is snapped up. Luo Hongshao makes a fortune in no time.

The sharp-tongued scholar, barely containing his anger, says, "I must have been blind to fall for a drama queen like you, so fussy and such a pain..."

Luo Hongshao's lovely face turns cold. She walks away. "One point. Narrow-minded, and unable to appreciate other people's good qualities."

The scholar grits his teeth and hands over his bank card. "I'll pay the tuition. Let's start over."

Luo Hongshao says, "You're the worst student I've ever had. Do that again and I'll kick you out of class."

The innocent college boy's eyes turn red. "You lied to me so much back then. Don't you have a conscience?"

Luo Hongshao gives him a cold score. "Five points. Immature and childish, and you keep demanding things that don't exist."

The college boy pleads, "I'll pay triple. Lie to me again in the same voice you used back then."

The mature CEO speaks with a hint of bitterness. "You lied to me back then, secretly dating three other men. Never thought you'd get caught, did you?"

Luo Hongshao delivers her icy verdict. "Three points. You're an adult, but you still don't understand that when someone doesn't want you to know something, you should pretend you don't know. There's no point exposing it afterward."

The CEO says, "...I'll pay for more time. Teach me more, and make it longer than those three got."

After trying for ages, they still can't get full marks. Their scores even go up and down. At last, the ex-boyfriends try every trick in the book and figure out the scoring system: it all depends on Luo Hongshao's mood. She gives whatever score she feels like.

The ex-boyfriends are indignant. "What does it take to get a perfect ten?"

Luo Hongshao smiles. "The full score is one hundred."

The ex-boyfriends: ...

She's still the same drama queen, making people love and hate her at once.

But Luo Hongshao refuses to change and does whatever she wants.

They hate her to death, yet her ex-boyfriends can't stop paying to experience once again the thrill of being toyed with by Luo Hongshao.

More upcoming stories:

More upcoming stories:

1. My Whole World Is Full of Main Characters, and I'm Just a Background Extra: Everyone around me is a protagonist: the true heiress raised outside a wealthy family, people who have transmigrated or been reborn, a three-year-old coding genius... And I'm just an ordinary passerby.

2. Stay Away from This Bunch of Love-Brained Idiots: The heroine values her life and is always the first to run from trouble. An injured man falls from the sky outside her home, and she moves away at once. Her fiance catches a princess's eye, and she immediately tears up their marriage contract... The heroine refuses to get dragged into the plot.

Theme: Work together and give each other what we need.