[Wuxia Collection/Sword 3] Everyone Says Blade Bro Could Never Have a Wife

I revise constantly, and pirated copies differ greatly from the official version. Please support the official release, and bonus chapters will be coming later. (Unlocks with 90% subscription.) (A crossover of wuxia and Jian Wang 3. You don't need to have played Jian Wang 3 to enjoy it.) Character setup: A cold, taciturn, pure-hearted younger top whose saber skills are the best in the martial world [with a hidden, dark, unhinged secondary personality and extreme possessiveness] × Hua Manlou, a refined and upright gentleman bottom, warm as jade. 1. Xie Jinzhao is the youngest, most talented, and least talkative cold-faced guy in the Saber Sect, paired with a parrot whose manners are the worst in the whole sect and whose speech is the filthiest. The Heavenly Way tasked him with reforming evildoers and spreading love and peace. In his hands, the mission list always turned into a "Evil Valley termination log." His kill count went through the roof, while his reform rate hit zero. As a result, he came in last in the sect rankings year after year. The Heavenly Way of Jian Wang 3 finally lost patience and kicked him into a dangerous martial world, ordering him to "reform" seven people who couldn't possibly be killed: Lu Xiaofeng, Chu Liuxiang, Fu Hongxue, Shi Guanyin, and others... It was trying to use the word "impossible" to reform this "hard-headed brute." Before he left, his senior brother clutched an astrological reading from the Yantian Sect and pleaded earnestly: "Little junior brother, keep your head down and cozy up to the powerful!" Xie Jinzhao gripped his saber: Keep my head down? No way. Those villains have to die! Reform them? Not a chance! That was until this impoverished, cold-faced killer met the generous and kind-hearted Seventh Young Master Hua. No matter how skilled you are, you can't get around being broke. The living King of Hell bowed his head and bent for a few bushels of rice. Fortunately, he insisted on working off his debt with his own body, and successfully sold himself to Hua Manlou! But the cool, aloof parrot-toting guy was increasingly failing his creditor: First, his upright personality coveted Hua Manlou's noble character and unparalleled wisdom. Second, his hidden personality lusted after the man's face and body! From then on, the cool guy's road to unrequited love zigzagged between innocence and madness: every day he'd come to his senses and decide he couldn't keep doing this, only to lose control and be unable to stop himself from doing this and that, then they would both get insanely jealous! (Note: Because Xie Jinzhao's sealed soul has been split, he actually has two personalities. His road to unrequited love keeps swinging between innocence and adults-only territory.) 2. Lu Xiaofeng, the biggest troublemaker under heaven, went missing. Before disappearing, he cheerfully wrote a travel recommendation to Seventh Young Master Hua, far away in Jiangnan: The scenery here is beautiful. Come pick a flower that will make the world feel like paradise, drink a cup of wine that will make you forget yourself, and finally meet a young woman who can break your heart more than anyone. After that, come bail me out of jail, will you? Any friend whose relationship with him was even a little less than close wouldn't want to look for such a carefree "missing person." But the refined gentleman Hua Manlou took the letter, and had no choice but to travel thousands of miles for a friend who shared life and death with him! In the end, Seventh Young Master Hua didn't find Lu Xiaofeng. Instead, he found a disciple of a reclusive sect, kind-hearted and taciturn, accompanied by a bird a hundred times more lively than its owner! The only flaw was that the cold-faced swordsman could be a little short-tempered and prone to qi deviation. Whenever he lost control, he would lower the bar on how forgiving he could be toward the world's faults! 3. When Saber Sect disciples take on missions outside the mountain, they have to write daily cultivation logs and post them on the sect's public screen so the sect can follow their daily reflections and make sure they're safe. The sect's quietest junior brother, Xie Jinzhao, always sent back logs that said only: "Safe." "Kill." "." Until one day, his style suddenly changed: "Today, his sleeve smelled so good." "...His lips are so warm." "...The bed is so warm, enough to ward off a cold night." The whole sect stared at the screen in dead silence. After a long while, the senior brother asked the question on everyone's mind in a trembling voice: "Why has he been getting more and more sentimental lately..." #I went to another world to kill people, but ended up living off my creditor# #My crush has two sides# #Innocent war god by day, adults-only villain by night# #Only the parrot takes dirty talk seriously# #The top's soul was split in two, but both his good and evil sides like Hua Hua. Setting: The sects from Jian Wang 3 exist as reclusive schools, while the different wuxia worlds are all connected and combined into one. Reading guide: 1. A taciturn, unhinged top with two sides × a refined, jade-like gentleman bottom who isn't to be trifled with. 2. The story itself is sweeter, and steamier, than the blurb. Theme: Good is rewarded with good, and evil with evil.