[Wuxia Collection/Sword 3] Everyone Says Blade Bro Could Never Have a Wife

(Wuxia crossover + Jian Wang 3. You don't need to have played Jian Wang 3 to enjoy this.)

Characters: a cold, taciturn, pure-hearted younger seme, the strongest blade in the martial world [with a hidden, deranged, dark, possessive villainous second personality] x the refined and honorable Hua Manlou

One: Xie Jinchao is the youngest, most talented, and least talkative cold guy in the Blade Sect, paired with a parrot that has the worst manners in the entire sect and the dirtiest mouth.

Heaven's will tells him to reform evildoers and spread love and peace.

In his hands, the mission list routinely becomes a "record of evildoers erased from the Valley of Evil."

His kill count goes through the roof, while his reform rate hits zero.

As a result, he comes in last in the sect rankings year after year.

The will of the Jian Wang 3 world finally loses patience and kicks him into a high-risk martial world, ordering him to "reform" seven people he could never possibly kill: Lu Xiaofeng, Chu Liuxiang, Fu Hongxue, Shi Guanyin, and others...

It tries to use the "impossible" to reform this "hard case."

Before he leaves, his senior brother earnestly advises him, holding the Divination Sect's reading:

"Little junior brother, keep your head down and cling to someone powerful!"

Xie Jinchao tightens his grip on his blade: Keep my head down? Impossible. I have to kill the villains! Reform them? Absolutely not!

Until this destitute, cold-faced god of slaughter meets the generous and kind Seventh Young Master Hua.

No matter how skilled you are, it won't help if you don't have a penny to your name.

The living King of Hell bends his back for a bowl of rice.

Luckily, he insists on working off his debt with his body, and successfully sells himself to Hua Manlou!

But the cold, cool parrot guy keeps letting his creditor down more and more:

One: His upright personality covets his beloved's noble character and unmatched wisdom.

Two: His hidden personality is lusting after his beloved's face and body!

From then on, the cool guy's path of secret love sways between sincerity and madness. Every day he resolves to stop, can't help but do this and that, then they both get insanely jealous!

(Note: Because the demonic nature sealed within him has been split off, Xie Jinchao actually has two personalities. His path of secret love keeps swaying between pure-hearted romance and explicit, adults-only desire.)

Two: Lu Xiaofeng, the biggest headache in the world, has gone missing. Before vanishing, he cheerfully writes a travel recommendation to Seventh Young Master Hua, far away in Jiangnan: Come enjoy the beautiful scenery, pick a flower that will make the world feel as if it has ascended to paradise, drink a wine that will make the world forget itself, and finally, meet a girl who will break your heart more than anyone else.

--After you've done all that, come bail me out of jail.

Any friend who wasn't close would never bother with such an idle, high-minded "missing person." But the elegant gentleman Hua Manlou accepts the letter, and has no choice but to travel thousands of miles for his friend through thick and thin!

But instead of finding Lu Xiaofeng, Seventh Young Master Hua finds a disciple of a reclusive sect, kindhearted and taciturn, with a bird a hundred times more lively than its owner!

The only downside is that the cold swordsman occasionally has a bad temper and is prone to qi deviation. Whenever he suffers one, it lowers his already limited tolerance for other people's shortcomings even further!!

Three: Blade Sect disciples take on missions and head down the mountain. Every day, they must write cultivation logs and send them to the sect's public display so the sect can keep track of their daily insights and make sure they're safe. The sect's least talkative junior brother, Xie Jinchao, usually sends back logs that say only:

"Safe."

"Killed."

"."

Until one day, the tone changes completely:

"His sleeve smelled so nice today."

"...His lips are so warm."

"...The bed is so warm, a comfort against the cold night."

The whole sect stares at the display, falling into dead silence.

After a long while, the senior brother asks, his voice trembling, the question that haunts everyone's soul:

"Why has he become so sentimental lately...?"

#I go to another world to kill, but end up living off my creditor#

#My crush has two sides#

#A pure-hearted war god on one side, an adults-only villain on the other#

#Only the parrot is seriously talking dirty#

#The seme's soul has been split in two, but both the good soul and the evil soul like Hua Hua.

Setting: The sects in the Jian Wang 3 world are like reclusive sects, and all the different martial worlds are connected and brought together.

[Reading Guide]

1. A taciturn, two-faced, deranged seme x a refined gentleman who is not to be trifled with

2. The story itself is sweeter than the blurb, and steamier too.

Theme: Good is rewarded, and evil is punished.