The Little Orca Just Wants to Cuddle Up to Humans

[The author's other book, Not a Little Monster, but a Beloved Dragon Cub [Interstellar], is updating. Please wishlist the upcoming They All Say I'm a Top-Tier Calamity. Blurb below.] [Please leave a five-star review, thank you, my dears! I can't be held responsible for people reading pirated copies. Please don't comment with questions or misunderstandings based on pirated copies. You're not welcome, and my dears shouldn't engage with them either. Love you!] Little orca Jiang Jingmo fell asleep on the ocean floor and woke up in a new world where monsters and ability users coexisted. He had become the youngest son of the Jiang family, recently brought back home. He was gloomy and timid, and people had always bullied him. Jiang Jingmo, a human enthusiast suddenly dropped into human society and surrounded by all kinds of people every day: Is this heaven? Clutching his admission letter to the Ability User Academy, his obedient, beautiful, and deceptively innocent face made the monsters of Jing City suffer terribly. As a senior student, Shi Sui led his team on an internship assignment to deal with the monsters in Jing City and pick someone up along the way. But several times, they received reports of monsters and rushed to the scene, only to find no trace of one. Until they unexpectedly met Jiang Jingmo. The young man was obedient and pretty, and always wanted to snuggle up to Shi Sui. Shi Sui looked at his admission letter to the Ability User Academy, gauged just how vicious he was, then glanced at his pretty, well-behaved face. He grabbed him by the nape and gave a derisive laugh. "Putting on an act?" * A new student transferred into the first-year lower class at the Ability User Academy. He was not only good-looking, but also especially courteous and polite, sweet and mild-mannered. He soon became the class's darling and its best-looking boy. The students in the middle and upper classes were all gifted elites, and looked down on him. "So what if he's pretty? He's just a pushover. We don't need someone like that." Later, monsters attacked the school during a break. The gifted elites were defeated, and people were about to get hurt. Jiang Jingmo arrived late, tied up his hair, and revealed a massive dorsal fin rising more than half a head above him, sharp as a blade. With the same sweet, innocent smile, he dealt with the monsters with brutal efficiency. Everyone stared in shock. "Why is someone like him in the lower class?!" Dragging a monster's corpse behind him, Jiang Jingmo said, "How many times do I have to tell you? Don't interrupt an orca cuddling with humans! And these academic classes are so hard. Can this get me extra credit?" Everyone: ... *Bonus scene* One morning, Jiang Jingmo woke up. He looked at his hand, pinned to the headboard by his boyfriend's ability, then at his boyfriend, lounging beside the bed with a mocking smile. Shi Sui: "Do you know why?" Jiang Jingmo: "Ah... because I didn't cuddle you a hundred times the day before yesterday?" Shi Sui: "..." Jiang Jingmo: "Are we playing that rough today? It's okay, I'm up for it." #BipedalHuman,sofragrant,boyfriend,sofragrant# [Human enthusiast, cuddly, gentlemanly yet secretly violent little orca bottom x All-around, lazy big shot, jealous and two-faced top] [Background image purchased with authorization from a cover shop. Non-exclusive.] Reader's guide: 1. Expect all kinds of wild mashups. I think it makes sense (more or less). The setting is entirely fictional, so don't connect it to anything in the real world. 2. The top and bottom aren't perfect. See the author's note after Chapter One for details. 3. Please don't tell me if you drop the book. Thank you! Coming soon! His Childhood Friend's Senior Has His Eye on Him Blurb: Cheng Suiwen has secretly loved his childhood friend and neighbor, Qin Lang, for years. Qin Lang is one of the few lights in his otherwise dark life. But he knows that light will never shine on him, so he keeps all his feelings hidden. Until, at nineteen and in his second year of college, he goes to the basketball court to bring Qin Lang some clothes and accidentally walks into the gym's locker room. A tall man has just taken off his pants, his back to Cheng Suiwen. Hearing the noise, the man turns his handsome, haughty face toward him and snaps, "Who are you here for? Can't you see the sign outside? Or are you illiterate?" The man's fierce expression in the light startles Cheng Suiwen, who blurts out Qin Lang's name and bolts. Later, Cheng Suiwen learns that the man is Chen Jingbu, a famous figure in the math department and Qin Lang's direct senior from the year above. He comes from a prestigious family and is brilliant academically, but he's sharp-tongued and ill-tempered, and notorious for his misogyny. Then Cheng Suiwen overhears him casually saying to a friend while holding a basketball, "Qin Lang? That guy? His little darling just barges into the locker room whenever he feels like it." Cheng Suiwen learns his lesson and keeps his head down, steering clear of him. But... Every morning, Cheng Suiwen gets up early for exercise and study hall, only to find that Chen Jingbu, who mocked him for being slow, has joined the student union's sports department and is now in charge of them. When Cheng Suiwen gets pursued by someone, Chen Jingbu stands nearby, making sarcastic comments and acting like an oversized light bulb. When Cheng Suiwen gets a job outside the music shop, Chen Jingbu tracks him down off campus while conducting dorm inspections. That man's sharp tongue knows no bounds. After a tiring day, Cheng Suiwen gets so upset by his taunts that he throws his things at him and runs away in tears. The next morning, Cheng Suiwen wakes up trembling and turns on his phone, thinking, I'm doomed. That jerk is definitely going to make my life miserable. Instead, he sees a string of missed calls and apologetic texts from Chen Jingbu. He looks even more flustered than Cheng Suiwen. Cheng Suiwen: ? * Chen Jingbu noticed a cute freshman from the foreign languages department during his sophomore year. He was fair-skinned and bright, and his smile was like sunshine. Chen Jingbu had always been bold and carefree, and realized his sexuality in an instant. But before he could do anything about his crush, he heard the guy might already have a boyfriend. He clicked his tongue and gave up on the idea. Until a year later, when the cute guy opened the locker room door and ran away in a panic. Qin Lang laughed on the basketball court and said they were just neighbors, and that there'd been a misunderstanding. Later... Chen Jingbu watched Qin Lang belatedly realize his feelings in a panic, and quietly tucked Cheng Suiwen, his cheeks red from being kissed, into his arms. A small hand twisted at his waist, while the possessive man smiled. "My sweetheart is shy. Mind giving us some room?" [Romantic, mischievous, cute little rose x Sharp-tongued, romance-averse, intensely competitive science guy] Theme: Protect what you want to protect.