Watanabe Kaede never expected that, after finally catching the transmigration trend, she'd be forced to live with one person in each arm.
She looked at the one on her left (Madara Uchiha) and the one on her right (Uchiha Izuna), then sighed toward the sky: "Damn it, I'm done being human!"
Then she signed a contract, transformed into a magical girl, and let the Uchiha brothers use the name Kaguya Hime anonymously to negotiate a friendly agreement with the Kaguya Clan, by means of threats and bribes.
Black Zetsu: Who the hell is pretending to be my mom?
The Uchiha brothers had clearly learned from the best. They announced they were done being mere pawns! They became daimyo, bided their time, and secretly built a city. Watanabe Kaede said, "You can't go wrong with the Uchiha brand brainwashing machine."
The Senju Clan: ? Damn it, the Uchiha really are evil! (Forced aboard, grumbling and cursing.)
Judy: Yay! Alliance, yay!
Blurb notes:
There's a tiny bit of fraud involved (look at my sincere eyes). If you feel uncomfortable later on, please cut your losses and click away.
At its heart, this is crack. The characters are out of character. If you insult me, I'll insult you back, because the author has no branch to beat you with.
Enjoy reading, mwah! I also have another story on the go, [Yu-Gi-Oh!] Take My Hyakubun Card.
Updates are slow, and I might abandon it.
Theme: Embrace the future, embrace the sun.
