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One.
Nan Wang once passed through the book and became a handyman disciple of the Qingyun Sect of the Immortal Sect.
However, his true identity is an undercover agent of the Demon Sect, and his undercover mission is to get close to the senior brother of the Immortal Sect and steal important mental skills.
He has been undercover for decades, usually either sweeping the floor, mopping the floor, or growing vegetables to feed the rabbits... Let alone the senior brother of the Xianmen, he can't even see an inner disciple.
Just when Nan Wan thought that he would never be able to complete the undercover mission in his life, the disciple who was originally responsible for cleaning the hall had a problem and he was sent to fill the gap.
The time has just come when the main plot begins. The senior brother encounters a mortal woman during his training and unexpectedly becomes secretly married to her. He accepts her into the sect despite everyone's dissuasion.
Nan Huan thought: [Oh, here she comes, this must be the heroine of the nine-tailed cat demon who disguised herself as a mortal and slaughtered 1,400 members of the sect in the future.
The senior brother who is preparing to receive the whip: What?
The senior sister who was about to wield the whip: Wait?
The second senior brother, third senior brother and fifth junior sister who were kneeling to plead for the senior brother all raised their heads.
Nan Huan thought again: [Elder brother is truly worthy of being a spiritual body made of Buddha's bones. He is so pure. I really thought that I could get pregnant just by lying on the same bed for one night. It would be worse than a child. Tsk tsk.
Senior Brother:......
Everyone looked at the senior brother, and their eyes changed from confusion and anger to sympathy and pity.
Even the immortal in a high position with black hair and white clothes, who looked like frost and snow, pressed his forehead, lightly opened his thin lips, and uttered two words: absurd.
Two.
Although Nan Wan is just a small handyman disciple, he happens to be present at every node of the main plot due to various "accidents".
When the senior sister was about to beat the couple with a stick and break up the marriage between her younger sister and the casual cultivator:
Nan Huan thought: [The elder sister is really nice, but she doesn't know that the sister she desperately protects is jealous of her and secretly puts a poison on her natal sword, causing her inner demons to attack and she can no longer cultivate immortality. Speaking of which, the poison must have been on her natal sword now.
The face of the senior sister who was about to throw the rogue cultivator out changed, and she put her sister into the rogue cultivator's arms with her own hands, and said sincerely: "You guys should go away quickly, stay away from our ruthless and unjust sect, and never come back again!"
When the second senior brother abandoned the sect in order to repay his kindness:
Nan Huan thought: [What a pity, the second senior brother was deceived, and his savior was not the bad guy at all.
The second senior brother who was supposed to be a demon and died tragically realized the Tao on the spot, cut through the world of mortals, eliminated the demons in his heart, and forcibly turned his life of narrow escape into a smooth road.
When the third senior brother went to the secret realm for the peerless formation:
Nan Huan thought: [This is the secret place where the third senior brother died.
The third senior brother silently changed to a secret realm.
When the fifth junior sister was rejected by the elders of the sect because of her failure in refining weapons:
Nan Huan thought: [Junior sister is good at refining weapons, but the elders of the Weapon Sect are afraid of her talent and worry that she will threaten his status, so he told her the wrong tempering method, which is really a bad idea.
The fifth junior sister, who had always been submissive, made a life-and-death pact to challenge the elders in public, and became the youngest leader of the Weapon Sect in the history of the Immortal Sect.
Three.
Nan Fan inexplicably changed from a handyman disciple to an outer disciple, and from an outer disciple to an inner disciple, and was deeply loved by everyone.
The eldest brother gave him heavenly materials and earthly treasures, the eldest sister gave him mental spells and sword manuals, the second brother's elixirs he took freely, the third brother's formations he played as a maze, and the fifth brother's spiritual weapons he couldn't keep in his room.
However, cultivating immortals does require talent. Nan Wang has worked hard for several years, but he still can only cultivate Qi.
Nan Huan thought to himself: [Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuorilt; I'm such a waste. When my undercover identity is exposed, I won't even be able to run away.
Everyone: ... Whether it is possible, we already know it.
Later, the identity of the undercover Nanwan Demon Clan was exposed and he was killed.
The eldest sister slowly drew her sword: Whoever dares to touch him must step over my body first.
The senior brother sacrificed twelve Buddha bones: I don't want to kill, but that doesn't mean I can't kill.
The eyes of the second senior brother who are both immortals and demons are full of blood: The Immortal Sect and the Demonic Sect have the same origin.
Others also took out their weapons and tried to protect Nanwan in front of many immortal sects.
Nanwan:? ? ?
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Goldfinger is the group's pet who listens to his heart.
Mainly attack Wen, attack Nanwan, and attack Bao in the later stage.
The main articles at the end of the column: "Attacked the wealthy ex-boyfriend's father", "Zerg scum attacks, dotes on wife online"
Pre-receipt of "Zerg Scum Attack, But Love Brain" can be found by clicking on the author's column. The copy is as follows:
1.
After Lang Yan traveled through the book, he was asked by the system to play the role of a "scumbag".
Lang Yan, who has read many books since childhood, said that it is not difficult to play the role of "Zha Gong" and he can complete the task easily.
Facing the female queen who signed the divorce agreement with empty eyes——
Lang Yan tore up the agreement and confidently said the most classic scumbag saying in the 21st century: I will not divorce you after you get married. There is too much pressure in society now. You are just thinking nonsense if you stay at home all day long. It is better to find a job. If you have less money, it will be fine. I will support you.
Female monarch:?
Facing the female monarch who spilled the water glass and begged for punishment——
Lang Yan threw away the whip and calmly said the new quotation he learned from the system bibliography last night: Don't pretend to be pitiful for me. Wipe up the water you spilled by yourself. I won't help you wipe it up.
Female monarch:......
2.
Lang Yan's road to performing as a scumbag was full of difficulties. The sadistic heart value displayed by the system did not increase at all, and occasionally dropped a little.
After careful analysis, he felt that the problem lay in his identity.
The place he traveled through was an insect star where the male and female ratios were a thousand to one, and his identity was that of a noble male insect.
The noble male worm cannot find a job and must be fed by the female worm.
How can this be done! He wants to be a scumbag!
Is a scumbag without economic power also called a scumbag? That's a weakling! I didn't feel confident when I was in PUA!
In order to make money, Lang Yan began to write various unfinished novels online.
Perhaps because he was too tired to play the role of a scumbag on a daily basis, Lang Yan completely let himself go when writing the sequel, revealing his true nature and changing all the scumbag males in the original work into love brains.
What kind of abuse of wife and child, sadomasochistic love?
The protagonist is now suffering from cancer and is delirious. Once he recovers, he changes his ways and dotes on his wife and children to heaven!
Why are colorful flags fluttering outside but the red flag does not fall down at home?
If it is changed to spermatozoa, it will always be the same insect that attacks love.
Why did the crown prince spend several years in jail for assaulting his victim, and then he was subjected to domestic violence every day?
This one can't be rounded, so get out of here and the next one will be better.
What, who is next? That's it, yes, yes, the Insect King, arrange the Insect King for the protagonist!
Just when Lang Yan became the most mysterious and popular writer on the entire insect planet by continuing to write unfinished articles, he was arrested by the military.
The crime is insulting the male insect and the royal family.
3.
Rong Yan's life is just like his name, first there is glory, then there is nightmare.
He gained a lot of military rank and made many achievements, but he was imprisoned for harming a male insect. In order to survive, he was forced to sell out all his property and surrender to the former crown prince Lang Yan, who was famous for his cruelty throughout the insect planet and was abandoned by the royal family.
He originally thought that his insect life would end in darkness, but unexpectedly one day, his hero suddenly... Went crazy.
Not only will they no longer threaten him with divorce when something goes wrong, they will even agree to reinstate him and allow him to continue working. When he comes home from get off work at night, he can still eat the delicious food cooked by the hero.
... And it tastes better than what he made himself.
The days passed in such a strange way, until one day, Rong Yan discovered that his hero seemed to be writing a novel on the optical computer.
Unable to hold back his curiosity, Rong Yan took a sneak peek and saw the hero replying to a reader's comment with a serious look on his face:
The Crown Prince is just a enoki mushroom. Although he is nothing, he is self-righteous. Day by day, he realizes that he is a loser in the nest. The Admiral does not love him at all and treats him as an automatic massage chair. The Admiral's true love is the Insect Emperor. He will soon kick this useless Crown Prince and throw himself into the arms of the Insect Emperor.
Rong Yan:......
The Insect God's blessings hope that the hero can remember that he is the Crown Prince even when he is going crazy. If the Insect God can bless him a little more, he hopes that the hero can remember that his father is the Insect Emperor.
Four.
Rong Xiang received the mission to arrest an author named "Moon Fire".
"Moonfire" not only arbitrarily smeared the royal family and the military in the article, but also included private information, writing such words as "The system of Insect Star, which favors males and females, is extremely backward and should have changed a long time ago!"
However, the reputation of "Moon Fire" has already exceeded the royal family's expectations, and it has even gathered the power to change dynasties through words.
As soon as the arrest order was issued here, several military districts started to rebel one after another over there. Countless single females called themselves "Disciples of Moonfire" and carried weapons and guns to save their god.
Soon, through a barred window, Lang Yan, who said indignantly that "he is still a good man after thirty years", and his own general Feijun, who looked complicated, met their eyes.
Lang Yan:......
Rong Yan:......
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Funny love brain travels through the book to attack
Purpose: The more darkness we are in, the more we must pursue light
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It's so beautiful. I look forward to interacting with you when I come back.
[Angry] Deal with this Tang San ruthlessly!
What happened? Mathematics, physics and chemistry are going to kill me.
I am so in love with my husband*(^o^)/*
Welfare extra! ! ! I want to see www
Hey, madam, please give me an update
Twelve Lang him! Actually! I just watched it! Heading towards Xianzong! Actually!