Using My Medical Skills to Stir Things Up in the Underworld, All in My Dreams

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Blurb

Soft, cute, top-tier traditional Chinese medicine practitioner shou x noble, devoted gong

After returning from the mountains where he had been gathering herbs, Chen Chen began having all kinds of strange dreams every night.

"The night winds are cold and the dew is heavy. I've patrolled the world for thousands of years, and my old, aching legs won't move anymore. Doctor Chen, could you take a look?"

"Hello, Doctor. My shoulder has been sore, numb, and painfully swollen lately. I can barely stir the soup pot. What medicine should I take?"

"There is too much injustice in the world. It makes my heart ache with anger every time. Doctor Chen, is there any way to cure me?"

He thought that what he thought about by day would appear in his dreams at night, so he cheerfully showed off his skills in all sorts of ways.

He put all six techniques to use in turn: scraping, acupuncture, moxibustion, medicine, massage, and guided breathing and movement. He prescribed every sort of strange, legendary medicinal herb. There was nothing he wouldn't prescribe, only things he hadn't used yet.

After he wrote a prescription, a little thing claiming to be the Shanhai System would pop up and provide all the herbs he needed.

"Master, the Shanhai herbs are ready. The side effects affect the skin system. Do you confirm the prescription?"

"Confirmed."

Why would he be afraid of side effects in a dream?

Chen Chen waved his hand boldly and prescribed increasingly daring treatments.

Then, after waking up, he inexplicably started sweating and breaking out in rashes. His little brother was sometimes full of energy and sometimes listless...

It all matched the side effects from his dreams.

Chen Chen panicked, remembering the new medicine he had prescribed the night before.

Side effect: pregnancy.

That night, no one came after him for treatment in his dream for once.

There was only a tall, impossibly handsome man, gripping his waist as he spoke slowly:

"I heard the medicine only works after the side effects appear?"

Chen Chen: "..."

The patient takes the medicine, so why does the doctor have to suffer the side effects?

The Great Emperor of Fengdu: What, you want to top me?

Coming soon:

Shou's perspective:

Newcomer Xie Shiyi at the Book Transmigration Bureau has messed up!

Not only did he fail to complete his mission to repair the plot, he also slept with the male lead in the book.

Afterward, he fled and urgently exited the story, causing the plot to collapse again.

The emperor who was supposed to govern diligently and save the world became a ruler who neglected the people, slaughtered his ministers, and obsessed over seeking immortality.

War spread throughout the Long'an Dynasty, the people were left destitute, and the plot fell into complete ruin.

To save the plot and restore peace and prosperity to the Long'an Dynasty, Xie Shiyi, the one who had caused it all, was punished by being sent back into the same book.

To ensure the mission proceeded smoothly this time, he was forcibly bound to a mission progression System. The System would draw up a detailed repair plan, which had to be followed on schedule. If he failed, he would have to reload and start over.

After countless reloads, Xie Shiyi accidentally crashed into his target, Gu Jingxing:

"Beep!"

"Achievement unlocked: intimacy with target +1. Mission extended by three days. Keep up the good work, Host!"

Touching the male lead extends the mission?!

So Xie Shiyi turned into a pervert:

When Gu Jingxing drank tea, he eagerly brought the cup to his lips, brushing his little finger over the corner of Gu Jingxing's mouth on the way.

When Gu Jingxing took a nap, he helped him change, wrapped an arm around his waist, and cuddled him.

When Gu Jingxing bathed, he excitedly came over with a bath towel...

Gu Jingxing: Get lost!

Later, Xie Shiyi leaned against the couch, his waist held tightly from behind, while the System in his head nearly exploded:

Intimacy +1 +1 +1...

Gong's perspective:

Gu Jingxing was the new emperor of the Long'an Dynasty, but he had no desire to be emperor.

If he could choose, he would trade the throne to get back a little liar.

The little liar had brought him back to the palace, told him the history of the dynasty, taught him how to rule, and promised to serve him loyally for the rest of his life.

But after the two shared one night together, the little liar vanished without a trace. Gu Jingxing searched the entire Long'an Dynasty and still couldn't find him.

Gu Jingxing thought he was going mad, so he began taking revenge in a frenzy.

The little liar told him to be kind and benevolent, so he chose cruelty and slaughter instead.

The little liar told him to favor the virtuous and shun the corrupt, so he favored corrupt officials.

The little liar told him to stay away from sorcery, so he invited Taoist masters into the palace and spent every day searching for immortality...

Corrupt officials held power, the court descended into chaos, and the people were left destitute...

In the end, he destroyed the peace and prosperity his little liar had promised him.

Gu Jingxing stood atop the city wall, utterly despairing.

Then an emotionless voice entered his ears: "Gu Jingxing, would you make a deal with me?"

Gu Jingxing: "Can you bring him back?"

"I can."

"Then I agree, no matter what the conditions are."

When he opened his eyes again, he had returned to the second year after the little liar had vanished without a trace.

Dark, brooding, violent gong x goofy, lively, sharp-tongued shou

Theme: The treasures of Chinese civilization endure through the millennia, and the art of medicine embraces a hundred streams