The Detective-Show Streamer Is Far Too Honest After Losing His Memory

A silver-haired, red-eyed boy stepped forward and stopped a young man with shoulder-length hair, dressed in a bomb-disposal vest and hurrying along. “...You're going to die today.”

Hagiwara: ?

Matsuda: “What are you talking about, kid?”

The boy looked at him. “...You'll die in four years.”

Hagiwara & Matsuda: ?

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A man wearing a dark blue hoodie and carrying a long instrument case walked into the bar.

A boy leaning against the bar lifted his eyes and spoke softly. “Scotch? Are you an undercover agent?”

Morofushi: ?

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A man bending to pick something up was suddenly grabbed. The boy looked up with a serious expression. “Be careful, Officer Date. If something happens to you, four people will die in a row.”

Date: ?

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The silver-haired man raised a hand and stubbed out his cigarette. “Heard anything interesting lately?”

The boy glanced at a spot in thin air. “Lots of things. For example, there's an undercover agent in this car...”

The blond, dark-skinned waiter in the front seat: ?

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Comments: [Aaaaah, can you really just say something like that out loud?] [Hahaha, I'm dying, look at their faces!] [Help, this streamer is way too honest!] [Aren't spoilers against the rules? How has the streamer not been dealt with by the System yet?]

Streamer: “What's the System? I don't remember.”

System: [...Because the streamer is in a special condition, this violation will not count for now.]

Streamer: “A special condition? Do you mean my amnesia?” [tilts head.jpg]

-Extra Scene-

Streamer: “This kid's hurt. Let's take him to the hospital.”

[Wait, that's the great detective turned into a kid!] [Streamer, you were just with Gin. Showing up now will scare him to death!]

Streamer: “Oh, but he's already awake.”

The great detective in a child's body: [shocked.jpg] You're that man's accomplice! Are you going to kill me? Damn it! Don't think your crimes can go on forever...

Streamer: “Sorry, I have amnesia. I don't know what you're talking about.”

Little Detective: ?

#TheQuestionMarkArrivesLateButItArrives##IfIForgetFirstNoOneCanGetInformationOutOfMe#

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Please note:

0. The amnesia is real amnesia. The protagonist has forgotten everything except skills and common knowledge.

1. People with amnesia don't remember their own names, so the protagonist has no name. Expect them to be referred to by other labels throughout (

2. People with amnesia have no allegiances, so constantly switching sides is perfectly reasonable!

3. People with amnesia don't fall in love, so there are no pairings except the canon ones. Everyone is detached and focused on advancing the plot~

4. No secret identities, no split personalities, no angst, no tragic beauty... but everyone gets saved. It's silly, with no knives, and a pure happy ending!

5. The comments are impossible to ignore, the System occasionally comes back from the dead, but the true mastermind is...

The author is a busy office worker, and will try to post 3-4 chapters a week consistently. In the worst case, there will still be at least one chapter a week. Extra chapters may be added depending on the stats and real-life circumstances. If updates are interrupted, I'll post a notice.

Feel free to let chapters pile up, but your favorites and comments will always motivate me to keep writing~ (bows)

Note: The author isn't very good with words and is a huge spoiler who loves giving things away, so I'll try not to reply to comments (.). But I will reread every comment over and over! (bows again)

Theme: Honesty makes the world a better place