[Crossover] Sasuke Quits

After Uchiha Sasuke joined forces with Naruto to undo the Infinite Tsukuyomi, a crack suddenly opened beneath his feet.

"Sasuke!" "Sasuke-kun!" Those were the last voices Uchiha Sasuke heard before losing consciousness. Had someone ambushed him? Was this a contingency left behind by Kaguya and Black Zetsu? Or the Sage of Six Paths? Well, none of it mattered anymore. Apart from Team 7 and the Hawk Squad, everyone else was probably happy, after all, the "evil clan" had finally disappeared.

"Wait! Where am I?" Sasuke looked around at his unfamiliar surroundings, confusion on his face.

Sakaguchi Ango pushed up his glasses and looked at the child before him. "A relative on my mother's side? Wait, this kid is twelve, right? To be honest, I'm on a special assignment. Taking care of a kid on top of that would be far too much, wouldn't it?"

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Question: What did you think when you first met Sasuke?

An unnamed government employee: He seems very well-behaved and cute. The kind of child who doesn't cause any trouble.

An unnamed detective agency slacker: How should I put it? Sasuke-kun is a gorgeous little grump!

An unnamed executive in a hat: Huh? That kid's pretty good. Not many people can make Dazai take a hit.

An unnamed cult leader: Sasuke-kun is a gifted child. Join me, and let's create a world without monkeys!

Jujutsu sorcerer Gojo Satoru, willing to give his name: He's very talented. I hope Sasuke will consider choosing a better teacher, like me.

Uchiha Sasuke: 6

Uchiha Itachi: I'm happy I got to see Sasuke again.

Uchiha Sasuke: Nii-san, hug me!

**A few personal ramblings**

1. No couples after all. I only just realized that Itachi and Sasuke's brotherly relationship can't be written on JJ. That's rough. I'll just write them as simple brothers.

2. I was so angry after watching Boruto. Sasuke not only has to leave home to atone and carry out all kinds of missions, but even his Rinnegan gets stabbed out. So this is the place Naruto promised Sasuke at the end?

4. The cover is based on little Sasuke from Rock Lee's Springtime of Youth. His interactions with the Hawk Squad in it are ridiculously cute. Highly recommended!

Theme: Finding oneself