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The protagonist is the Nine Heavens Maiden, whose characterization is based solely on traditional mythology, with some original settings. The disciple is not the heroine of a xian'ou romance drama! She's not! Little angels, don't get the wrong idea! The little disciple is a bona fide heroine of a xianxia drama!
Blurb:
The Nine Heavens Maiden was sent by the Queen Mother of the West to investigate a xianxia drama's small world, where the Heavenly Dao had been damaged. To her surprise, the xianxia drama had turned into a xian'ou romance drama.
The immortals of Heaven schemed against one another and neglected their duties. The people of the mortal world believed in the immortals, yet still suffered at the hands of demons. Even the villains of the demon realm had started redeeming themselves through their love-struck behavior.
When immortals fight, mortals suffer. Seeing the people being tormented in the xian'ou drama, the Nine Heavens Maiden decided to set this world back on the right track.
But as an immortal from traditional mythology, she often found herself out of place simply because she was too normal.
The little disciple she picked up by chance pleased the Maiden greatly. The only problem was that whenever her disciple met the Crown Prince of Heaven, it was like a second personality awakened and she suddenly became love-struck.
She watched her disciple and the Crown Prince of Heaven play out an intense, back-and-forth romance before the reincarnation passage, seemingly about to launch into a melodramatic love story spanning three lifetimes. Just as she was worrying about it, her disciple suddenly came to her senses and kicked the scumbag into the reincarnation passage. Good, her teaching hadn't been wasted.
As for the Heavenly Soldiers and Generals pursuing them? No big deal. She could handle them herself.
The Heavenly War God, dazed after being pummeled by magical artifacts: Bleep-- (censored)
The war between the immortals and demons broke out. The Maiden was surprised that the immortals were finally doing something useful, then watched the commanders on both sides flirt and coo at each other for half an hour while the soldiers wept and cried, "How beautiful is the love between immortals!"
Her blood pressure kept rising.
The next moment, she ran her sword through both of them.
"Are you done talking? I've been listening to you two go on and on for ages, so I figured I'd get things moving for you. You dare start a war between immortals and demons in the human world? No one's leaving!"
The jubilant people of the human world: The Daoist Lord is here! We're saved!
The immortals in Heaven spend every day scheming against one another, chasing power and wealth. The rot starts at the top and spreads downward. Better to take them all down at once!
"Disciple, do you remember the story of Journey to the West?"
"I remember it all, Master. The emperor's throne goes around, and today it's my turn!"
The Maiden led the xianxia protagonists straight back to Heaven and stormed Lingxiao Palace.
The Emperor of Heaven, yanked from his dragon throne: Help! Someone's rebelling!
P.S. This story contains a lot of criticism of xian'ou romance dramas. Fans of xian'ou romance dramas, please don't read.
If the xian'ou drama plots in this story seem familiar, that's because they're common tropes in the genre. If you've never seen a plot like one in this story, then I made it up myself.
Xian'ou dramas refer to certain modern "xianxia dramas" that are neither truly xian nor truly xia.
If you like stories about an empress's political machinations with no romance, take a look at another story in my profile!
Upcoming story 1: Rebuilding the Laws of Heaven After Summoning Talismans to Life
As a talisman capable of summoning immortals, Xuanran has cultivated for a thousand years. Once she passes her tribulation, she'll be qualified to join the ranks of the immortals.
Her tribulation takes place in a small xianxia world, and Xuanran heads there full of confidence.
But she discovers that this small world is completely different from the greater world. She often finds herself out of place simply because her values are too normal.
Immortals in a xianxia world are still immortals. They should be indifferent to fame and fortune, right?
The first time an immortal skilled at scheming falsely accused her of stealing heavenly treasures, she was utterly bewildered.
Immortals in a xianxia world measure cultivation in tens of thousands of years. Closing their hearts to love should be the norm, right?
After witnessing trashy "immortal couples" entangled in romance across three lifetimes for the tenth time, she'd grown numb.
Immortals in a xianxia world ought to have a chivalrous spirit and make saving all living beings their responsibility, right?
After saving the people of the human world from immortals who went on killing sprees for love for the hundredth time, she finally snapped!
At last, she understood why she'd been sent here to undergo her tribulation! She was going to rebuild the laws of Heaven in this small world and teach this bunch of bizarre immortals a lesson!
They accuse her of stealing heavenly treasures?
Summon Xiezhi! Send those crooked, scheming immortals flying with a single horn. Let this be what happens if you ever slander someone again!
The reincarnation passage is crowded with immortals preparing to live out romances across three lifetimes?
Summon the Matchmaker! Snip their red threads with a single cut. Forget those scumbag men and women, and go cultivate properly!
You'd slaughter the world for one person?
Summon China's toughest squad of immortals and let them unleash every kind of martial art! Summon the chanting squad, too. Put down your butcher's knife and become a Buddha!
Upcoming story 2: The Three of Us, and a Monster Must Be Among Us. A crossover story.
Yun Pingle can sense the presence of demons and monsters within a one-li radius. Ever since she met Liu Nanxing and An Wenzhu, she kept sensing faint traces of demonic energy.
She stayed on guard day and night, barely sleeping, until she finally realized: Was the monster one of her teammates?
Liu Nanxing carefully hides her true identity, worried her teammates will discover the truth.
Until one day, she runs into a vile old Daoist who wants to capture her and make pills out of her.
She decides to activate her innate skill: Deadly Poison.
An Wenzhu carefully hides her true identity, worried her teammates will discover the truth.
Until one day, one teammate gets swindled out of money while another goes on a shopping spree.
She decides to activate her innate skill: A Fortune Every Day.
This is actually an ensemble xianxia story about three teammates sweeping away every injustice in the world.
Theme: Uphold the right values, and stay clear-headed and independent
[Tang Dynasty] Peace Under the Emperor
[Crossover] Don’t Starve, but with Emperors from Every Dynasty
Me and the Princess, Sweet on Each Other
Where Three Gather, Monsters Appear
Scheming to Save a Fallen Nation
After My Summoning Talismans Gained Sentience, I Rebuilt the Heavenly Laws
Three Chapters
Still Working to Set History's Regrets Right Today 2
When Historical Figures Transmigrate into JX3
Old Extra Chapter
After Everyone Met a Bad End, She Ascended the Throne
Working Hard Today to Make History Less Regrettable
Faced with a small world that was full of waste, Xuannv was gearing up to start a career, so she opened the Book of Heaven and looked for a suitable method: She found "Rebuilding the Rule of Heaven after the Summoning Talisman Becomes Spiritualized" from the Book of Heaven★, so she used the Summoning Talisman to summon her colleagues, the Chinese Immortal Group, to contribute to the small world together. She flipped through it again and found a book called "After All Be, I Ascend to the Throne"★. She snatched (?) The empress in the book in order to restore order in the world, but she found that the empress in the book was a staunch materialist, so she quickly sent the empress back. Before she could continue to search for a way, a princess suddenly appeared and asked Xuannv if she had seen the empress. It turned out that she was the princess from "Contemplating the Country and Saving the Country" ★The subjugated princess. After she ascended the throne, she wanted to learn how to govern the country from the empress. Xuannv discovered that people (?) Really had to rely on themselves, so she closed the Book of Heaven and built the small world herself. They are all without cp! Thank you to all the little angels who support me! I just started a novel and I will keep writing it! The author is chatty and likes to chat. You are welcome to chat with me in the comment area!
I almost turned into a dish hhhhh I saw the model pictures uploaded on the Internet today, and they are really not even scary like ghosts. The image of the East under Western aesthetics is really like the underworld... And the epidemic has really exhausted all my good qualities (┯_┯).
What is violent speedrunning? (Backward. Jpg)
It can cause floods and massacre cities. What could be more negative than its own legend?
It makes me a little sad, this is reality
Twelve Beasts: Let him experience and experience Xuannv: Grab someone to do the work
It's so funny when a doctor becomes a patient hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Rat meat without chemical contamination
It's so cool ~ Woo woo hoo I finally found a non-CP article that suits my appetite, I like to read about career ~ I would like to express my gratitude to the author and urge me to update the three-person team by the way ~
Madam, madam, America has done something scandalous in her own state these days. How about keeping up with current events and write a plot about White Wings reaping the consequences (the one about the Great Lakes)?