I Went Viral After Fortune-Telling on Livestream [Metaphysics]
直播算命后我爆火了[玄学]
by Ku Sangu (苦三瓜)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 533k Words
- Genre
- Romance
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 3y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Synopsis
The serial novel on my page, *I Fell into a Pirate Site, and I'm the Only Normal Person [Quick Transmigration]*, has built up a nice backlog.
The upcoming novel *After Binding the Demon Empress System, Everyone's Imaginations Turn Me into a God [Quick Transmigration]* has a blurb now, too.
Song Yuanyuan runs a crematorium for scumbags. Her specialty is reforming trash men.
Whether it's a mama's boy with a macho attitude or someone blinded by love, after she gets through with them, they can all become happy, positive young men.
But business has been slow lately, so she had no choice but to start livestreaming online.
Fortune-telling, ghost-catching, drawing talismans online, reforming scumbags.
If you can think of it, she can do it.
The viewers at first: "Oh, come on. That's so fake."
"You hired actors, didn't you? Their acting is terrible!"
The viewers later: "Aaaah! So my missing brother-in-law really was hidden away by his gold-digging wife, who teamed up with someone to con me out of my money!"
"The Master's Calming Talisman really works! Just watching through a screen makes me feel so refreshed! Now I want to get out of bed and tackle some calculus problems!"
Things got even stranger after she reformed the scumbags.
"The tyrannical CEO from that tragic romance novel actually 'burned' into a book of laws? Good. Trash like him should learn the law."
"What? The holy, innocent heroine actually 'burned' into a drawer full of relics? Time to start tapping my electronic wooden fish."
"Isn't that the greasy celebrity who's famous on TV? I always wondered why he was so greasy. Turns out half his body is literally oil."
The livestream for the metaphysical crematorium became a huge hit.
On top of that, she exposed the tricks scumbags use to deceive people, determined to help rich romantics, fragile innocent girls, and helpless single mothers see the kind of person right in front of them.
She even sparked a nationwide trend of learning to spot rotten men and women.
Countless men and women quietly camped out in the livestream, notebooks in hand.
"What scumbag trick is the Master teaching us today?"
Falling for the ghost who had always quietly supported her was something she never expected.
But one day, she suddenly realized that the ghost who got winded after walking a few steps might not be as simple as she had thought.
She accidentally saw him defeat an incredibly troublesome evil ghost with a single move, and Song Yuanyuan's eyes widened in shock.
"Aren't you supposed to be weak?"
The next moment, he suddenly spat out a mouthful of blood.
Quietly wiping the blood from his lips, the male ghost looked just as baffled.
"I... I don't know what happened either."
Song Yuanyuan: ...
P.S. The burning isn't literal. It's done with spiritual power!!! I'll revise things as I write! It's normal if some details don't quite match up.
Upcoming novel blurb:
After getting tricked into spending a fortune in book coins on a pirate novel site, Chen Xuyuan finally came to her senses after reading a novel riddled with typos and censored words.
What legitimate book makes you join a group and send a red packet just to read the rest of the story?!
But the System was determined to make the pirates understand the harm their actions caused, and even mistakenly caught her, a victim, in the process.
Thinking of the plot of the novel she'd read, Chen Xuyuan trembled. "I'm a victim too..."
The System looked thoroughly worn out. "There's nothing I can do about it now."
With no other choice, she had to complete the plot points and gather energy so she could get home.
However, she forgot that the novel she'd read was a Quick Transmigration story...
In the first world, Chen Xuyuan transmigrated into a Mary Sue academy novel as the male lead's fiancée, who had disguised herself as a boy. She ended up sharing a dorm with him.
Because of the censorship, the fake censored bits she'd worn to pass as a boy actually turned into two square, pixelated blocks.
Chen Xuyuan: "They're that strict? Could you at least make them look a little more realistic?!"
The male lead at first: Stay away from me, you scrawny weird guy.jpg
The male lead later: Those skinny arms and legs will fit right between my teeth!
In the second world, she became the tragic romance heroine who "won the world but lost her." But the pirate site couldn't tell the difference between the Chinese pronouns for he, she, and it, so the whole story turned into a domineering villainess X a fake innocent white lotus male lead, a substitute whose country had fallen.
She even had to keep an eye on whether the male lead would turn into a nonhuman "it"!
After learning the truth, the male lead jumped into the river for three days and three nights, silently, then delivered the iconic line, "I'll never forgive you."
Chen Xuyuan stood numbly on the riverbank for three days and nights. She only avoided starving to death because her servants fed her.
After repeating the lines over and over until her mouth was dry, she said, "I was really wrong this time!"
In the end, she successfully reached both the bad ending and the open ending written by the author.
Bad ending: I got the empire, but lost my love forever.
Open ending: They meet again after losing their memories.
Chen Xuyuan fell silent. "...Is this just wishful thinking?"
In the third world, she became the frail omega heroine of a sweet ABO romance.
In the novel, her pheromones originally smelled like sweet stone flowers. But the pirate site readers had never heard of stone flowers, so they took it upon themselves to change her pheromones to smell like a flower with an intensely unpleasant odor.
When she got emotional and her pheromones leaked out,
everyone said, "Urgh... Stay away from us!!!"
By sheer accident, she joined a mecha team and stunk all her opponents into helplessness with her pheromones, becoming the champion. Chen Xuyuan: orz... I just wanted to follow the plot.
Even the insectoid race couldn't resist the attack of pheromones from ancient Blue Star. They begged for mercy while retching.
In the end, she was inexplicably recorded in history as "the greatest omega marshal."
In the fourth world, she became the useless heroine of a ghost-husband story, who did nothing but drag down her teammates and cry.
She was so terrified of ghosts that she cried "a billion" tears, successfully drowning them all.
The ghost-husband male lead, who wasn't supposed to appear until later in the story, was even woken up by the flood. "What's all that noise?"
Her teammates: "So you're the real big shot!"
Other worlds to be determined...
Screenshot dated 2023.5.30
Theme: Protecting world peace.
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The advance collection is "Traveling into the pirated text and the protagonist's HE [Quick Time Travel]". The text is as follows. Do you really not want to read it? Flies rubbing hands. Jpg After being deceived into spending a large amount of money on books on Pioneer. Com, and then reading a novel full of typos and slurs, Chen Xuyuan finally came to his senses. Where can I find genuine books that require mass red envelopes to get the follow-up plot?! However, in order to make the piracy dog realize the harm of piracy, the system even mistakenly arrested her as the victim. Thinking of the plot of the novel he had read, Chen Xuyuan shivered: "I am also a victim..." The system's face was filled with vicissitudes of life: "I have no choice now." In desperation, I had to complete the plot points and collect energy to prepare to go home. However, she forgot that the novel she was reading was about fast travel... In the first world, Chen Xuyuan dressed as the fiancée of the male protagonist of Mary Sue Academy, disguised as a man, and lived with the male protagonist in the dormitory. Because of the masking words, the fake mouth that I put on to look like a boy actually turned into a mosaic of two square mouths. Chen Xuyuan: "So strict? How about giving it a more realistic look?!" The male protagonist at the beginning: Stay away from the thin dog monster man. Jpg Later male protagonist: Thin arms and legs, just right between the teeth! In the second world, she was transformed into a sadistic heroine who "gained the world but lost her". Unfortunately, she stole the text and did not distinguish between her and him. The whole text turned into a domineering bad woman who was a stand-in (fake) for the destruction of the country and the destruction of her family. I even have to always pay attention to whether the male protagonist will become an inhuman "it"! After watching the male protagonist learn the truth, he silently danced in the river for three days and three nights, and said the classic line "I will never forgive you." Chen Xuyuan numbly stood on the shore for three days and three nights. The servants fed her to prevent her from starving to death. My mouth went dry as I recited the lines over and over again, "I was really wrong this time!" Finally, the two endings of be and oe written by the author were successfully achieved. Be: Although I gained the country, I lost my love forever. Oe: Reunion after amnesia. Chen Xuyuan was silent: "... Is this a spiritual victory method?" In the third world, dress up as a weak omega heroine in a soft abo novel. In the novel, her pheromones were originally sweet stone flowers. But Piwengou had never seen Lithospermum, so he took it upon himself to change her pheromones to Lithospermum. When you are emotionally excited and pheromones are leaked. Everyone: "yue... Stay away from us!!!" Chen Xuyuan, who accidentally joined the mecha team and relied on pheromones to make all his opponents stink to the point of being unable to care for themselves, became the number one: orz... I just want to follow the plot. Even the Zerg could not withstand the attack from the ancient Blue Star pheromones and begged for mercy while crying. In the end, she was inexplicably recorded in history as "the greatest omega marshal". In the fourth world, she transformed into a useless heroine who only knew how to cheat her teammates and cry. Being frightened by the ghosts, "Yiyi" burst into tears, and successfully drowned all the ghosts. The ghost husband male protagonist who was supposed to appear later was also woken up by the water: What's the news? Teammate: "So you are the boss!" Other worlds to be determined... Screenshot taken on 2023.5.30
Looking at it now, I have to say that this barrage dialogue is quite interesting!
I wanted to reform the scumbag earlier, but ended up incurring debts for a gambler. I really fell for it.
I went and I was speechless after just reading one chapter. It was as if I had changed someone else to do it to someone else. Is this person still the same person? And it seems that my ex-wife got it from me. The ex-wife was divorced and adopted a godfather and godmother. The ex-husband's family seemed to be quite wealthy. This, this, this is so scary
If it can be transformed, why is it not limited to transforming the biological father?
Those who have done wrong things and the ghosts who have done wrong things just need to go in and burn them, and they will become normal when they come out, and their lives will become better. But will they not have karma? Just like Mr. Xiao, can the harm he has done to his wife for more than ten years be wiped out? The same goes for the handcuff guy from the ostomy industry in front of him.
Strongly agree! The knowledge you learn is yours!!! A man is just a companion. If he can't be a companion and drags others into trouble, he should be kicked~!
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