Two famous families in the capital, the Wei family and the Cui family, are getting married.
The marriage was between Sanlang of the Wei family, a talented and romantic man who was selected as the most popular girl at the age of eighteen, and Siniang of the Cui family, who was very talented and had a rare talent for painting. They both said that they were a perfect match for each other.
They themselves think so too.
However, on the eve of the wedding, Wei Sanlang concentrated on writing an acrostic poem and released a homing pigeon at night; Cui Siniang carefully sealed a road map and pressed it deep into the dowry box.
After marriage, the husband and wife live a harmonious and happy life, treat each other with equal care, and treat each other with respect...
Unexpectedly, one day the two accidentally fell into the water while playing, and when they woke up, they found that their bodies had been swapped.
In order to avoid being caught as evil spirits, the two agreed to play each other well before returning to normal.
Small Theater 1
Wei Sanlang was worried: "Si Niang, my little niece insists on watching me paint, and she also wants me to finish the picture of a raccoon slave flapping butterflies that you didn't finish last time. I really can't do it, so I can only continue. Look, have you ruined your painting?"
Cui Siniang: "... Haha, my husband is also a very good painter. This butterfly is so lifelike!"
Damn it, where is the topographic map she traced on the butterfly wing pattern? !
Small Theater 2
Cui Siniang was uneasy: "Sanlang, I went to your boss's birthday banquet, but I accidentally got the wrong birthday gift, and took the poems written by everyone in the previous dynasty as your own copies. What should I do... Sanlang?"
Wei Sanlang had already rushed out of the door.
Oh my god, it took him two months to compile the information and transcribe it into the manuscript using steganography!
Small Theater 3
Finally succeeded in getting his own body back.
Taking advantage of the opportunity to go home to visit relatives, Cui Siniang finally implemented the long-delayed plan.
On a dark and windy night, she met the enemy on a narrow road and killed you to the death.
When he woke up again, the person not far away from the opposite side was covering the bleeding sword wound, looking at the writing brush filled with poisonous needles in his hand, and smiled secretly: "Madam, you are very capable. This is how the gift of love I gave you to Madam is used for."
Cui Siniang wiped the poisonous blood from her mouth, flicked the soft sword in her palm, and smiled coldly: "I have been sharing the same bed for so long, and I didn't know that my husband has a hobby of hiding swords in his girdle."
"Then we still fight?"
"... Give your body back to me first."
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Reading guide:
1. It is not a Machiavellian novel, it is about Mr. And Mrs. Smith. It mainly writes about the daily life of young couple Qin (tóng) Se (chuáng) and (yì) Ming (mèng) after their marriage.
2. The characters are not perfect and have different camps. Trapping each other is the basic operation. What is needed is the feeling of mutual suspicion, love and killing.
3. #Although the other person has always wanted to harm me, if someone else wants to harm him or her, it means harming me! #
Intention: Love must be magnanimous