Shan Jiu died, but not completely.
She was bound to a System called "Spoilers Save You, Me, and Everyone Else." Each time, she has to complete the bizarre tasks it assigns to earn spoiler points.
Shan Jiu: What do I need spoiler points for? I'm not doing it.
System: Spoiler points let you reveal spoilers. Without them, anything you say related to spoilers will be censored. The energy you gain from revealing spoilers can be used to buy items in the System's shop... like a new body.
Shan Jiu: Who would turn down a fresh corpse... I mean, body!
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She stared at the young boy being bullied by others in front of her and cursed furiously: Don't be such a coward! Stick your fingers in their eyes, then give them a good monkey-steals-the-peach and take them out!
The boy: ...
Shan Jiu: Also, if you don't want to fight them openly, you can do it on the sly. For example, you could put "bleep" in their food, or smear "bleep" on their weapons. Even a tiny wound could infect them, or even kill them...
The boy: What does bleep mean?
Shan Jiu, whose inappropriate words were censored by the System: It's that stuff you have to get rid of from your body every day.
The boy: Oh.
Shan Jiu: By the way, what was your name again?
The boy: My surname is Ying, my clan name is Zhao, and my given name is Zheng.
Shan Jiu: !!!
Shan Jiu: Listen, you're going to become an incredibly powerful super *bleep*-*bleep* in the future!
Ying Zheng: ...?
There's no need to insult and belittle me like that.
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#Building an empire with Brother Zheng#
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Reader's guide:
1. Parallel universe.
2. Remember: No one is born powerful.
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Theme: Make the world a better place