Just How Common Is the Name Jason, Anyway?

OOC Mini-Scene

Jason: I want to change my name.

Jason: If you shout "Jason" on the street, seven or eight people out of ten will turn around.

Jason: But once everyone found out what was bothering me, they all started calling me "Jay."

Jason: Hmm... Actually, that doesn't sound so bad.

Jason: So all my proposals to change my name just became my secret identities.

Jason: Now I have tons of identities. I'll never have to worry about getting things done again.

Jason: Yay!

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