Good news: the Wanderer banner is here.
Bad news: I lost my 50/50 after grinding my life away for it.
Good news: I got the Wanderer on the Teyvat spin-the-wheel game on [beep] Station.
Bad news: Why am I so lucky on this useless wheel of all things?!
Good news: The wheel’s System heard me complaining and sent me straight to Teyvat.
Bad news: Every important decision I make from now on will be decided by the wheel.
Good news: Following the wheel’s last result, the first person I met was the Wanderer.
Bad news: He killed me as soon as we met!
Good news: The wheel decided to give me another chance.
Bad news: I landed on the Wanderer again, and he freaking killed me again!!
Disheartened, I decided to stay as far away from the Wanderer as possible. But he appeared in front of me for the third time, his presence eerie and imposing, with a number showing his affection for me floating above his head.
It plummeted from positive 100 to negative 100, then shot back up to positive 100, over and over, until it turned into three bright red question marks.
Damn, is this seriously not a bug?!
Even with such complicated feelings toward me, the Wanderer killed me for the third time.
Back in the real world, I grinded until I had enough for hard pity. But just as the golden light appeared, my phone screen went black.
I was on the verge of tears. Getting bullied by the Wanderer in Teyvat was bad enough. Now even the mobile game was out to get me?
“Look, a shooting star!”
People cried out outside. I opened the window, eyes wide with shock.
That’s no shooting star, it’s the Wanderer! Run!!
Reader advisory: Third-person narration, Genshin Impact only. Includes transmigration through time and reverse transmigration. The cover was commissioned.
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Coming soon: [Genshin Impact] After Being Rejected by Rex Lapis 99 Times
Blurb:
Help, we have a huge problem!
All I did was get drunk out of heartbreak after Rex Lapis rejected my confession for the 99th time yesterday.
So why did I wake up with several boyfriends?! They all say I confessed to them last night, and they actually accepted!
Boyfriend No. 1: The kid I watched grow up, the youngest of the Eleven Fatui Harbingers, Tartaglia
Boyfriend No. 2: A friend of a thousand years, still hasn’t grown any taller, Conqueror of Demons
Boyfriend No. 3: My lab colleague, Chief Alchemist of the Knights of Favonius, Kreideprinz
Boyfriend No. 4: My sworn brother, descendant of the oni, a loud-mouthed monster
Boyfriend No. 5: My business partner and mentor, Akademiya scribe, a frail scholar
Boyfriend No. 6: My new pen pal, a wandering samurai from Inazuma, descendant of the Kaedehara clan
Boyfriend No. 7: A friend’s dying wish, an autistic boy, a wolf boy
C-calm down. This is all a misunderstanding. In short, I can’t let them find out about each other, and then I’ll clear things up when the time is right!
Wait, this is ridiculous. Why did they all ask me out on the same day?!
My gaze turned sharp.
Looks like there’s only one way to handle this.
*
Rex Lapis protected Liyue for 3,700 years, with only his people in his heart.
Rescuing an injured little dragon was something he did on a whim. He never expected her to cling to him, learn to take human form for his sake, stay by his side, and confess her feelings again and again.
The Geo Archon always rejected her without hesitation. But after turning her down for the ninety-ninth time, he saw her weeping inconsolably.
For the first time, he began to question himself. Had he gone too far?
If she came back again, perhaps he could agree to be with her.
Much later, after waiting and waiting in vain for her hundredth confession, the Geo Archon went to watch one of Yun Jin’s operas and saw someone being affectionate with seven different men, each while disguised as a different person.
Rex Lapis: ???
Rex Lapis: !!!
A bard beside him smiled. “Ehe, are you enjoying the show?”
[Important: This is a one-on-one romance with Rex Lapis. The other boyfriends are all a prank!]
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[My Ex Is the Tenth Vongola Boss?!] Pairing: 270
Help me, everyone!
Why did my poor ex-boyfriend, whom I deceived ten years ago, become the tenth boss of Vongola, Italy’s biggest mafia family, ten years later?!
I thought we’d never see each other again, but on the very first night after our reunion, we ended up in the same bed because someone drugged us!
When I woke up and saw the sleeping man beside me, I could have kicked myself.
I didn’t just deceive him about my feelings. Now I’ve taken his body, too!!
What do I do? The first thing he’ll do when he wakes up is kill me to keep me quiet!
To save my life, I had a sudden flash of inspiration and made a decision that might just save me.
So when a certain Vongola Tenth Boss woke up, he found his ex-girlfriend denying everything and clumsily pretending she had amnesia, as if she’d forgotten it all.
Sawada Tsunayoshi: ...?
Fine. He’d like to see how she planned to get out of this one.
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Ten years ago, Jasmine was the daughter of an Italian noble family.
After her father’s job transfer, she moved to Namimori, where she met a boy who was bullied by others and called Good-for-Nothing Tsuna.
At the malicious urging of those around her, Jasmine confessed to him as a prank.
She only wanted an extra pair of hands to help with classroom chores, homework, and carrying things.
But the boy took her seriously and accepted her confession.
He really tried to be a good boyfriend. No matter what she asked him to do, he did it without complaint. Seeing him like that, Jasmine began to feel guilty and couldn’t help treating him a little better.
Just as the feelings between the boy and girl were starting to become real, the lie was exposed.
Because of her father, she and her family left Namimori in the middle of the night. Jasmine didn’t even have time to apologize.
She always thought they’d never see each other again.
After her father died, her family fell on hard times, and she spent several years working as an ordinary corporate drone. Then one day, she suddenly received a phone call from Italy.
The lawyer on the other end told Jasmine that her maternal grandfather, whom she had never met, had been the head of an Italian mafia family, and that he had left her the position of family heir when he died.
Jasmine: What? I can inherit something like that?!
She quit her job on the spot and headed to Italy to take over her grandfather’s family, determined to make a name for herself.
But that very night, at a mafia gathering, she learned that the famous Tenth Boss of the Vongola family looked just like her ex-boyfriend and even had the same name
And she knew she was really done for this time.
Could she still run away?!
270 (The Sky laughs): What do you think?
Theme: Stay true to your original aspirations and forge ahead.
I thought I was just like a skirmisher until I saw a sentence from Skirmisher Chef. He scolded me for 60 seconds a minute and he had me in his heart. (It was so shocking! I watched other videos of Skirmisher Chef. Wow, it's great. He scolded me and he had me in his heart.
Let me imagine: Administrators are the skirmishers of the future
Ahhhh!!! My first reaction was not that it was sweet, but that the house was not damaged_(:з∠)_ Am I allergic to love? Help_(:з∠)_
I'm the only one thinking about how Yao will explain to her parents that she ran out in the middle of the night to find a classmate, but when she came back she had a boyfriend?
Do you have a feeling that in comics, anime and games, Shota's height really doesn't mean anything, but once in the real world, this height combined with the appearance of a boy becomes a bit of a punishment!
You can't believe what you say when you're not awake!!! You are still too young!
I want to see the scene where the straggler comes to the real world and plays Genshin Impact with the heroine and then is laughed at by the heroine for his poor operation and being unable to win even if he controls himself. Thank you.
The number above the head is the blackening value, right?
Tell the skirmishers there's an extra safe house??? A hundred years later, skirmishers passed without a safe house and were judged unfamiliar?
Quickly die in front of the collapse of the country! Melanosis