I Became My Own Stand-In?

[A second playthrough: An adventure starring someone who looks like a cool, aloof, chaste moonlight lover but is actually a shameless old lecher on the inside, OOC included]

Shen Feng is furious. He spent a fortune playing a dating sim, and just when all three of his targets were nearly maxed out, he somehow got the 1% chance bad ending where they all die!

Where's the H-scenes they promised? Where are the steamy little bonus scenes? Where are the CGs where I get to put the pedal to the metal?

Looking at all the money he'd spent, he felt sorry for all those sleepless nights he'd poured into the game, too! After cursing out the developers and the plot, he was so angry that he decided to reload and see if he could fix things in a second playthrough. Instead, he ran into a huge bug.

Shen Feng did reload to his own self from ten years ago, but his body in this save file had entered the continuation of his death route!

And that wasn't even the worst part.

The worst part was that his three targets had discovered him!

The paranoid CEO kept saying he was an impostor, that he couldn't even fake it properly. He was always coming up with excuses to keep an eye on him, even spending a fortune to make him recite things he'd said before while at home. The guy was a certified psycho!

The wily general started testing him at every opportunity, constantly searching for traces of himself in Shen Feng, and insisting he had ulterior motives for getting close to him, that he must be plotting something!

The yandere prince went even further and kept him chained to his side. He practically wanted to broadcast to the whole world that Shen Feng was his kept man, a mere substitute for the person he'd once loved, a social climber who'd latched onto someone above his station!

Shen Feng: Is there something wrong with all of you!? Is it really so hard to believe I'm myself!?

Paranoid CEO: Impossible! I watched him die with my own eyes!

Wily general: Hah. I was the one who pushed him into that abyss with my own hands!

Yandere prince: ...Do you think looking like him means you can act like him?

But when Shen Feng's DNA was finally confirmed, all three targets immediately started imagining all sorts of things!

Paranoid CEO: ...He still loves me, right?

Wily general: Don't worry. I'll raise you myself!

Yandere prince: I knew he couldn't bear to leave me alone in the world.

Shen Feng: ...I'm tired. Let's just destroy everything.

A cold, hard exterior, secretly flirtatious with all sorts of steamy fantasies but actually a novice soldier bottom VS a sickly, scheming yandere prince who acts sweet and innocent, top

1. My last story was so coldly received that it broke my heart. I went a little crazy and came up with this one. The main selling point is that everyone is unhinged. If that's not your thing, please X out.

2. This is a 1v1 story, no betting on love interests, so feel free to jump in. There's no groveling-to-win-back-the-wife plot. If saying sorry were enough, what would we need the police for?

3. Please don't compare this story with others. Updates every night at 9.

Theme: After being reborn, everyone finds their own happiness