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[Double-standard shy [loyal dog] attack & salty or sweet [fishing type] receive]
In order to expand his territory, Emperor Huajiao decided to lurk in Buka Star to find out the situation personally, and used freelance live broadcasts as a cover to observe secretly. Unexpectedly, the lazy and perfunctory live broadcast suddenly became popular. Your Majesty, who wants to keep a low profile, is thinking about how to lose followers every day?
Hua Jiao was very satisfied when no one showed interest in the newcomer's live broadcast. He accidentally participated in the interstellar economics online competition and worked hard to solve the problem until the last round. After being framed and losing all his fans, he smiled and prepared to leave. However, after humming a song too happily, "Mermaid Singing" suddenly became a hot search, and even interstellar economics became popular.
Such a sexy voice, I love it!
Hua Jiao: "..." All the efforts were defeated.
In order to lose fans, Hua Jiao will only show his face but not speak during the next live broadcast. Now no one will pay attention to his voice. However, the next second, "Great beauty saves all sentient beings" suddenly became a hot search topic, and instead of losing fans, she gained more fans!
What a beautiful face, I love it!
Hua Jiao: "..." Misstep.
In order to lose fans, he appeared in furry pajamas during the live broadcast of the party where all the members were dressed in formal suits and suits. Unexpectedly, he seemed to stand out even more!
What a pure and unpretentious beauty, I love it!
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After working extremely hard to lose fans, he suddenly became the most popular anchor on Buka Star, and even led the live broadcast industry to soar across the entire interstellar, ushering in a new era of harmonious star chasing across the entire interstellar.
But Hua Jiao couldn't lose his fans and was sad that his undercover career failed. When he returned to China, he issued documents and put on his battle armor. When it was time to salute first and then fight, he discovered that the president of Buka Star turned out to be his top brother. He bravely presented the national seal with both hands.
Hua Jiao thought that he couldn't organize his team in vain, so he drove the spaceship and prepared to conquer the surrounding planets. However, he saw that the presidents of various stars who had been undercover for his live broadcast to find weaknesses actually praised his way of governing the country and had already become enthusiastic fans. Hua Jiao took this opportunity to unify the stars and become a legendary emperor who will go down in history.
Later generations will record this as "a soldier who subdues others without fighting", and is also called "all nations coming to court".
Note: ① Shou is a group favorite and a heartthrob, and has the identity of a shark. After all, it would be a pity if this name is not worthy of a shark.
② Attack is Zhongdog Pond Road
③There is dog blood, there is dog blood, there is dog blood
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"Little red flower, don't fall in love with your boss Nipple"
After Mu Ci died unexpectedly, the condition for the system to resurrect him was to be successfully dismissed from a listed company. He thought to himself that this was not easy. He had been worried about being laid off by the company every day despite his normal performance before!
However, things don't seem to be as easy as he thought. The CEO who is said to be vigorous and resolute, and who can't tolerate a grain of sand in his eyes, doesn't feel right.
After he was late on purpose, he was called to the office and spent a long time asking about his concerns. With a wave of his hand, he was given a week's paid leave to relax.
Mu Ci: ... Forget it, maybe the boss is laying off people on a curve. He will give him some humanistic care first and then he will be fired for stepping into the company with his left foot.
When the company deliberately went to sleep on the table while the president was inspecting, the president actually picked up his princess and said, "I was negligent. Can you go to my office to sleep?"
Mu Ci wanted to say something, but this posture in front of everyone seemed strange, so he simply closed his eyes and pretended to be dead.
When the president was discussing business with his partners, he once again had a plan in mind, "Bring me a drink, the wine is too spicy." How can a dignified boss endure being called around and drank in front of outsiders? Mu Ci said with a relieved smile and quit me!
Unexpectedly, the president was stunned for a moment, but actually got up and left. When he came back, he touched his head and said, "I should have prepared earlier, but I didn't think carefully."
Before attending the banquet, Mu Ci pinned the little red flower to the CEO in the office. Mu Ci was still racking his brains on how to get fired, but accidentally the pin behind the little red flower couldn't move. He looked over and quickly realized what was blocking the little red flower's path, and he was so scared that he couldn't move.
It's over, it's over. Even though he said he was resigning, he still wanted to leave with dignity. After this incident, he might not even be able to go out today! Thinking about it makes me want to cry...
But his hand was suddenly held, the little red flower was thrown aside, and the hot and humid breath came to his ears, "Xiao Ci, do you like to play like this?"
Reading Guide
① Sweet favor, attack favor and receive
②Those who are popular and dull will have a single arrow.
③Happy reading everyone
Mission: There is more than one road to success
