“Would you rather eat me first, pin me down first, or knock me over first?”
The author just wants to write a lewd, lewd, lewd heroine and a funny story~~~~~ [How many times are you going to say lewd, you idiot!]
In a dilapidated house... live a pervy woman, a forensic examiner obsessed with chainsaws, a manic patient, an exorcist, and a foreigner who can't speak any foreign languages...
This is Beyond the Clouds, a wonderfully absurd place!
Xu Baixin: “600 yuan a month per person... Hey, hey! I only provide room and board! Keep your paws to yourselves!!”
Xia Jieshang: “May I... use a chainsaw on you?”
Redhead: “Seriously, does anyone still remember my name?!”
Haize: “I don't know if I should say this... but there's something bad behind you.”
Mijieke: “I've lost my memory, and I'm a foreigner... Huh? This isn't Chinese. I really don't speak a single word of Chinese!”
Choosing a CP is such a hassle... might as well make it an NP... picking my nose... =L=
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Something like Living in an Asylum... Hmm... how about trying a different title? (What do you think this is, changing clothes, you idiot!) So it was renamed Knock You Down, Sweetie... Let's give it a try...
Who says ancient people didn't brush their teeth? Ancient people have known about cleaning teeth since a long time! There are unearthed cultural relics that show that toothbrushes were available in 959 AD; toothpaste was available in the late Northern Song Dynasty!
I suggest you read this article and its series of articles: How ancient people brushed their teeth, washed their faces, and took a bath. Tinyurl. Com/6dg5lrx
Let's excerpt some articles:
\"In fact, the Chinese understood the importance of protecting teeth more than 2,000 years ago. During the Qin and Han Dynasties, there were relatively high requirements for oral and dental cleaning, fitness, disease, and health care.
1. Powder was used in the Qin and Han Dynasties: grind insoluble hard substances into fine powder and use it to rinse the roots of your teeth. In the Qin Dynasty, stone bricks were made into powder, while in the Han Dynasty, tiles were ground into powder.
2. In the Tang Dynasty, salt water with sugar was also used to gargle.
3. There are records of the use of tooth powder in the Tang and Song Dynasties: Su Shi, a famous writer in the Northern Song Dynasty, recorded the preparation of tooth powder; during the same period, the famous scientist Shen Kuo also advocated using a toothbrush, dipping it in water and sprinkling tooth powder on it.
4. At the end of the Northern Song Dynasty, Hong Chu compiled "Xiangpu", which included more than a dozen toothpaste recipes! Yes! It's toothpaste! You read that right!
5. Two bone toothbrush handles were unearthed from the ancient tomb of King Consort Wei of Liao Dynasty (959 AD) in my country more than 1,000 years ago. There are two rows of 8 pores on the head. It is the earliest toothbrush in the world discovered so far. Official toothbrushes did not appear in Europe until the 18th century. Yes, you read that right, toothbrushes did exist in ancient times! And there are many other ways to clean your toothbrush when you go out.
6. As late as the Ming Dynasty, there were records of gargling with alum water. It can also treat recurrent canker sores.
Mr. Bai...
So you are still alive on earth, I said...
How much ice cream did you have to eat to develop this disease?
Completed in three chapters...
So you want me to pop your anus with ice cream?
Uh-huh?
The legendary quick ending...==
Xiaobai, how much do you want to get rid of this article quickly?
... It's so rare to see you update, Mommy-chan...
No, it's about to end
ReferringMom-chan, you... You actually deceived Shi Le!
Fraud, fraud, fraud, fraud, fraud.
=0= Oh my God, I seem to have seen this article to be a scam? !
Xiaobai, I'm waiting for you~~Come on
Bai Xie... Do you want face? Is this the update you've been waiting for so long...? Tsk tsk... You have to force me to hurt you, right? You know, I have become increasingly sharp in the past few months! ! !
Who says ancient people didn't brush their teeth? Ancient people have known about cleaning teeth since a long time! There are unearthed cultural relics that show that toothbrushes were available in 959 AD; toothpaste was available in the late Northern Song Dynasty! I suggest you read this article and its series of articles: How ancient people brushed their teeth, washed their faces, and took a bath. Tinyurl. Com/6dg5lrx Let's excerpt some articles: \"In fact, the Chinese understood the importance of protecting teeth more than 2,000 years ago. During the Qin and Han Dynasties, there were relatively high requirements for oral and dental cleaning, fitness, disease, and health care. 1. Powder was used in the Qin and Han Dynasties: grind insoluble hard substances into fine powder and use it to rinse the roots of your teeth. In the Qin Dynasty, stone bricks were made into powder, while in the Han Dynasty, tiles were ground into powder. 2. In the Tang Dynasty, salt water with sugar was also used to gargle. 3. There are records of the use of tooth powder in the Tang and Song Dynasties: Su Shi, a famous writer in the Northern Song Dynasty, recorded the preparation of tooth powder; during the same period, the famous scientist Shen Kuo also advocated using a toothbrush, dipping it in water and sprinkling tooth powder on it. 4. At the end of the Northern Song Dynasty, Hong Chu compiled "Xiangpu", which included more than a dozen toothpaste recipes! Yes! It's toothpaste! You read that right! 5. Two bone toothbrush handles were unearthed from the ancient tomb of King Consort Wei of Liao Dynasty (959 AD) in my country more than 1,000 years ago. There are two rows of 8 pores on the head. It is the earliest toothbrush in the world discovered so far. Official toothbrushes did not appear in Europe until the 18th century. Yes, you read that right, toothbrushes did exist in ancient times! And there are many other ways to clean your toothbrush when you go out. 6. As late as the Ming Dynasty, there were records of gargling with alum water. It can also treat recurrent canker sores.
Mr. Bai... So you are still alive on earth, I said... How much ice cream did you have to eat to develop this disease? Completed in three chapters... So you want me to pop your anus with ice cream? Uh-huh?
The legendary quick ending...== Xiaobai, how much do you want to get rid of this article quickly?
... It's so rare to see you update, Mommy-chan...
No, it's about to end
ReferringMom-chan, you... You actually deceived Shi Le!
Fraud, fraud, fraud, fraud, fraud.
=0= Oh my God, I seem to have seen this article to be a scam? !
Xiaobai, I'm waiting for you~~Come on
Bai Xie... Do you want face? Is this the update you've been waiting for so long...? Tsk tsk... You have to force me to hurt you, right? You know, I have become increasingly sharp in the past few months! ! !