Fengwu Peak had two disciples.
One was so short of breath he had to pause after every few steps. His pale little face and frail body looked ready to topple over in the slightest breeze.
The other had been poisoned by a strange toxin while out on a trial. He coughed up blood every three days and passed out every five.
Neither of them got better despite seeing countless doctors. They were living on borrowed time.
But their master had already passed away, and they still had to handle all sorts of demon-slaying and righteous-path business.
Feng Li was actually a transmigrator, and a cannon-fodder male supporting character. The original character liked the female lead, fell to the demonic path for her, and was eventually slain by the male lead, the beacon of righteousness.
But Feng Li had no idea how to use cultivation or spiritual power.
When demons appeared, he would clutch his sword and cough violently. "I'm not feeling well lately. Cough, cough, cough."
System W: "Host, at least make it look a little convincing!"
Jun Muxue was also a transmigrator, and a cannon-fodder villain. The original character was a world-weary, lovesick maniac. After the female and male leads married, he was possessed by a heart demon, became the Demon Lord, and kidnapped the female lead to marry him. He appeared for less than a week before the male lead sealed him away, condemning him to eternal imprisonment in the Demon Abyss.
Jun Muxue had no idea how to handle heart demons or spiritual power.
When monsters appeared, he would lie on the ground and pretend to have passed out.
System O: "Host, you're the villain! Your combat strength is off the charts!"
The two diligently followed their scripts.
Until one day.
Feng Li looked at the thousand-year-old drought demon flying around and shouted, "Holy shit!"
That night, Jun Muxue climbed right through Feng Li's bedroom window. Forgetting all about staying in character, he excitedly teared up. "Palace jade wine?"
Feng Li shuddered all over and clasped Jun Muxue's hands. "One hundred and eighty a cup."
Jun Muxue: "Ask me if it's good!"
Feng Li: "Listen to me blow!"
The two wept with joy, sang to the moon, and became sworn brothers on the spot.
Here's a recommendation for the novel I'm about to start, My School's Alpha Heartthrob Marries into the Family of a Beautiful CEO, book number: 8663724.
Lu Ran was the undisputed campus heartthrob: tall and handsome, and an Alpha who won scholarships year after year.
He thought he was an ordinary guy who would work, go home, and live a simple, happy life.
Then a wealthy company chairman came looking for him, saying he needed Lu Ran to stand in for someone in a marriage.
The chairman was Song Qing, whose only daughter, Song Siyao, was spoiled and unruly. While studying abroad, she had started dating a foreign boyfriend, but the Song family had long been promised to the powerful family of Jiu'an City. Unable to bear seeing his daughter unhappy, Song Qing found someone from a photograph who looked about seventy or eighty percent like her.
Lu Ran stared at him in disbelief. "Sir, I'm a man."
Song Qing clasped his hand with earnest affection. "You and Siyao look practically identical... Once it's done, I'll give you five percent of the shares."
Lu Ran took a look at the Song family's total assets.
...He agreed.
*
On his wedding night, Shen Ningye saw Song Ran. Song Ran seemed half a head taller than him and was wearing a red wedding outfit while lifting weights to work off all the food he'd eaten.
The outfit showed off his smooth lines and graceful posture. Aside from his sturdy biceps and broad shoulders tapering to a narrow waist, he was practically perfect.
Lu Ran put on a bubbly voice. "Honey, you're home."
Shen Ningye froze. "Yeah."
At first, the two had little to do with each other. But Lu Ran took the money without a shred of guilt and dutifully took care of Shen Ningye. He brought him meals when he worked overtime, delivered food to his office, and sprang surprises on him now and then.
He warmed Shen Ningye's lonely heart.
Although Song Ran ate a lot and was solidly built, he was usually gentle and had no bad habits. Shen Ningye was fairly satisfied, and gradually came to accept him.
Until the day he prepared a birthday surprise and waited for him outside the school.
Seeing a boy surrounded by a crowd, his features gentle and his eyes a deep glaze-like color, wearing a T-shirt and shorts that did nothing to hide his excellent figure, Shen Ningye finally realized:
Having a husband is great.
*
They were a married couple who had never shared a bed, and Lu Ran wanted to, but didn't dare.
His wife was a stunning beauty, and Lu Ran had long since fallen for him.
When they finally worked up the courage to get intimate, Lu Ran discovered that as long as he wore a maid outfit, President Shen would agree to anything.
But halfway through making love, Shen Ningye couldn't hold back any longer and cursed, "It's too big. Get out."
A sunshiney Alpha top forced into women's clothes x a haughty, refined, love-struck Alpha bottom
Reader's Guide:
Not suitable for readers with extreme preferences. The mutual attraction is intense.
A self-indulgent project, written in a fit of madness. The pairing is fixed and will not be split up. The author's tastes are weird, so decide for yourselves whether to stay. President Shen has his own preferences: a maid-outfit-wearing top.
The cover is an authorized character design, not exclusive, and can be licensed to others.
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Theme: Ride the wind and break the waves, moving forward without hesitation.
Hiss... Can you elaborate on this kiss [doge]
Okay, my mother has given me time to eat, and my mother is reliable. The system is really a waste of money.
Oops! Originally we only had to wait 18 years but now it will take 50 years, hey, mom sighed!!!!
Babies!!! Hi! Why are you so useless with the system?
Damn it, can't Ah Feng's system give me some sweetness?
So what I saw in the fantasy before was the past? Is it because Xiao Wuyun made a wish for Ah Feng?
So what I saw in the fantasy before was the past? Is it because Xiao Wuyun made a wish for Ah Feng?
So what I saw in the fantasy before was the past? Is it because Xiao Wuyun made a wish for Ah Feng?
Madam, you are so cruel, I am that grandpa, right?
That's right, the system is the biggest villain! Let me bake them