All of Yokohama Wants to Live Off Me

[Coming Soon: My Parallel-World Selves Are All Playing the Bad End Route] Kaguya, the Rabbit Goddess sealed away by her eldest son, the Sage of Six Paths, suddenly realizes the truth: This isn't a betrayal of the "better to raise a piece of barbecued pork than a child" kind. It's a transfer of power and a rebellion. But Yokohama, where you can find adorable kids lying around everywhere, still wins the goddess's heart. This time, Kaguya will protect them with a love that brooks no defiance. As for the fellow who tries to find the optimal solution like some femme fatale bringing a nation to ruin? How could a human's love claim a god as its own? Original Blurb To escape her seal in the ninja world, Otsutsuki Kaguya exhausts all her strength and memories. At the exact moment of the Arahabaki explosion, she falls into the Yokohama concession and embraces an orange-haired boy with a human-form ability. At a Yokohama hospital, a nurse asks the amnesiac mother and son where they came from. "Who... am I?" "I will be the mother of every child who needs me and loves me." "No one can take them away from me, not even the children themselves!" Far away, Black Zetsu cries himself unconscious underground. The redhead who loves spicy curry? Adopted. The brilliant young detective who doesn't understand people's hearts? Adopted. The vicious dog protecting his sister in the slums? Both of them, adopted. The little black mud creature who drifted down the river? Weird, but adopted. A little girl with blond hair and blue eyes... Doctor Mori: This one's mine! You really can't adopt her! Otsutsuki Kaguya: Can't adopt her? Then I'll take the daughter and leave the father. Doctor Mori, weeping bitterly: Then just adopt me too! Later, with the Rabbit Goddess still taking in children, Boss Mori: This is the Port Mafia, not the Port Orphanage! Kaguya: Is that so? I'd rather be widowed than divorced. Mori Ogai: Fine. If my wife likes them, we'll adopt them. They're all diamonds in the rough anyway. #How Mori, outside the If timeline, is even more of a scumbag than Director Mori# When Mimic, the Decay of the Angels, and a whole host of European Transcendents invade in force, Mori the Scumbag: For Yokohama, the optimal solution should be... Otsutsuki Kaguya: Stare.JPG Punish.GIF Amenominaka! Almighty Push! Planetary Devastation! Nativity of a World of Trees! P.S. The author is bad at titles and blurbs. You might want to check out the first three chapters instead, everyone~ Don't miss it if you're passing by, OvO Theme: Love means saving each other and helping both sides become better